A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he
shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the
voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest upon a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot
confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar
relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the
bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people would name a
bird
Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
JOAT
I don't believe in reincarnation. I used to, but that was in another
life.
J T wrote:
> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
> around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
> place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
> saying, "Jesus is watching you."
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
> himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
> and began searching for more valuables.
>
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
> clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he
> shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the
> voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
> rest upon a parrot.
>
> "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot
> confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar
> relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the
> bird.
>
> "Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people would name a
> bird
> Moses?"
>
> "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
>
>
>
> JOAT
> I don't believe in reincarnation. I used to, but that was in another
> life.
>
I'll pay that one :)
John