JJ

28/12/2004 6:51 AM

CLEANING CADDY

http://www.diynet.com/diy/diy_kits/article/0,2019,DIY_13787_2370419,00.html

Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO



JOAT
Diplomacy is the act of saying, "Nice Doggie" till you can find a big
rock to bash in his skull.
- Unknown


This topic has 9 replies

rr

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 28/12/2004 6:51 AM

28/12/2004 5:43 AM

had i ever given my lovely spouse a cleaning caddy for christmas, i
would have surely pre-deceased her, rather than the other way around.
:-)

martin caskey
millers island, maryland


J T wrote:
>
http://www.diynet.com/diy/diy_kits/article/0,2019,DIY_13787_2370419,00.html
>
> Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
> made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO
>
>
>
> JOAT
> Diplomacy is the act of saying, "Nice Doggie" till you can find a big
> rock to bash in his skull.
> - Unknown

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 28/12/2004 6:51 AM

28/12/2004 2:25 PM

JOAT posts:

>
>http://www.diynet.com/diy/diy_kits/article/0,2019,DIY_13787_2370419,00.html
>
> Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
>made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO
>

Sure it would. Something like a dozen years ago, I built a similar project, as
a trunk caddy, for Craftsman At Home. Mine was roomier and better looking (I
had sense enough to use hardwood plywood, shape the ends and use a piece of
dowel for a handle).

That is most definitely an under-sink outfit.

Charlie Self
"Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder
respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind." George Orwell

JJ

in reply to [email protected] (Charlie Self) on 28/12/2004 2:25 PM

28/12/2004 5:56 PM

Tue, Dec 28, 2004, 2:25pm (EST+5) [email protected]
(Charlie=A0Self) says:
Sure it would. Something like a dozen years ago, I built a similar
project, as a trunk caddy, for Craftsman At Home. Mine was roomier and
better looking (I had sense enough to use hardwood plywood, shape the
ends and use a piece of dowel for a handle).
That is most definitely an under-sink outfit.

Ah, I see what you're saying. OK guys, Charlie says fancy it up,
and "then" give it to the wife for Christmas.

ROTFLMAO



JOAT
People without "things" are just intelligent animals.

mm

makesawdust

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 28/12/2004 6:51 AM

28/12/2004 9:38 PM


J T Wrote:
> http://tinyurl.com/4wrao
>
> Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
> made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO
>
>
>
> JOAT
> Diplomacy is the act of saying, "Nice Doggie" till you can find a big
> rock to bash in his skull.
> - Unknown

JT,

Are you a divorce attorney who is trying to drum up some business

--
makesawdust

JJ

in reply to makesawdust on 28/12/2004 9:38 PM

28/12/2004 9:44 PM

Tue, Dec 28, 2004, 9:38pm (EST+5) [email protected]
(makesawdust) insults me with:
Are you a divorce attorney who is trying to drum up some business?

Hey, I put up with a lot of crap here, but I draw the line at being
called an attrney.



JOAT
People without "things" are just intelligent animals.

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to makesawdust on 28/12/2004 9:38 PM

29/12/2004 1:25 AM

makesawdust asks:

>
>J T Wrote:
>> http://tinyurl.com/4wrao
>>
>> Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
>> made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO
>>
>>
>>
>> JOAT
>> Diplomacy is the act of saying, "Nice Doggie" till you can find a big
>> rock to bash in his skull.
>> - Unknown
>
>JT,
>
>Are you a divorce attorney who is trying to drum up some business?
>
>

Nah. What he is is single, so he doesn't have to dodge the left hooks and right
jabs.

Charlie Self
"A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to
the ground." H. L. Mencken

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to makesawdust on 28/12/2004 9:38 PM

28/12/2004 10:53 PM

On 29 Dec 2004 01:25:29 GMT, [email protected] (Charlie Self)
wrote:

>makesawdust asks:
>
>>
>>J T Wrote:
>>> http://tinyurl.com/4wrao
>>>
>>> Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
>>> made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> JOAT
>>> Diplomacy is the act of saying, "Nice Doggie" till you can find a big
>>> rock to bash in his skull.
>>> - Unknown
>>
>>JT,
>>
>>Are you a divorce attorney who is trying to drum up some business?
>>
>>
>
>Nah. What he is is single, so he doesn't have to dodge the left hooks and right
>jabs.
>

There's a professor from George Mason University, Dr. Walter E. Williams
who indicates that his approach to gift giving is to walk around the house
and find things that are needed, then make those gifts to Mrs. Williams
(since he was going to have to buy them anyway). My favorite comment on
his part was the year he gave Mrs. Williams golf shoes. No, Mrs. Williams
doesn't play golf, but on cold winter days when she is out washing Dr.
Williams car while he is watching football, he was concerned that she might
slip on the ice in the driveway, so he thought the golf shoes would help
prevent that. He's a hoot to listen to, and I don't believe a word of it
-- no man who did that would survive [literally, as in live past] the first
year of marriage.

>Charlie Self
>"A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to
>the ground." H. L. Mencken



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Now we'll just use some glue to hold things in place until the brads dry

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Pg

Patriarch

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 28/12/2004 6:51 AM

28/12/2004 7:45 PM

[email protected] (J T) wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> http://www.diynet.com/diy/diy_kits/article/0,2019,DIY_13787_2370419,00.
> html
>
> Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
> made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO
>

But she doesn't drive a Caddy....

Patriarch

jj

jo4hn

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 28/12/2004 6:51 AM

28/12/2004 4:33 PM

J T wrote:

> http://www.diynet.com/diy/diy_kits/article/0,2019,DIY_13787_2370419,00.html
>
> Too bad I didn't run across this "before" Christmas. Would have
> made an excellent present for your wives. LMAO
>
That is yet another prescription for a broken nose. Your sense of humor
is truly frightening, JOAT.
wince,
jo4hn

;-)


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