LH

"Lew Hodgett"

27/02/2012 4:32 PM

O/T: Pregnant Blonde

Enjoy

Lew
------------------------------------
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway
the other day, just jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, "What
the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic!

We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her
on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.

We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said.....

"Well, that was the easy part.

I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit
in a twin-pack.

Both tests came out positive!"




This topic has 14 replies

Du

Dave

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 5:17 PM

On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:12:59 -0500, "Twayne"
>Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
>yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Hell, why can't he post a stupid blonde joke when he wants? It's far
better than any of your out of place stupid rants that you post every
time you decide to visit here.

Ss

SconnieRoadie

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

02/03/2012 8:28 AM

My $0.02:

Why did the blonde have bruising around her belly button?

Her boyfriend was blonde too.

;-)

Sconnie

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 3:22 PM

On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 12:38:43 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Twayne wrote:
>> In news:[email protected],
>> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
>>> Enjoy
>>>
>>> Lew
>>> ------------------------------------
>> ...
>>>
>>
>> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
>> yourself look like a stupid blonde.
>
>Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
>here and I love Lew's humor posts.

Has he stopped posting daily to the gas price thread? Maybe I'll
unfilter him.

--
...in order that a man may be happy, it is
necessary that he should not only be capable
of his work, but a good judge of his work.
-- John Ruskin

SS

Stuart

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 4:44 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
Twayne <[email protected]> wrote:
> In news:[email protected],
> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
> > Enjoy
> >
> > Lew
> > ------------------------------------
> ...
> >

> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
> yourself look like a stupid blonde.

I think the only person round here making himself look stupid is yourself.

--
Stuart Winsor

Only plain text for emails
http://www.asciiribbon.org


MM

"Mike Marlow"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 6:40 PM

Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 12:38:43 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Twayne wrote:
>>> In news:[email protected],
>>> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
>>>> Enjoy
>>>>
>>>> Lew
>>>> ------------------------------------
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
>>> yourself look like a stupid blonde.
>>
>> Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a
>> regular here and I love Lew's humor posts.
>
> Has he stopped posting daily to the gas price thread? Maybe I'll
> unfilter him.

Nah - he still posts those. I just mark them as read as soon as they pop
up.

--

-Mike-
[email protected]

Hb

Headless /body

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

01/03/2012 10:09 PM

"Twayne" <[email protected]> writes:

> In news:[email protected],
> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>> ------------------------------------
> ...
>>
>
> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
> yourself look like a stupid blonde.

2 questions:

1) why don't you put O/T in your killfile so you never see this
off-topic post??

2) Why did you remove the O/T from the subject line, forcing people who
don't want to read off-topic posts to read your off-topic post?

Hh

"HeyBub"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

29/02/2012 6:49 AM

Twayne wrote:
> In news:[email protected],
> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>> ------------------------------------
> ...
>>
>
> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
> yourself look like a stupid blonde.


I don't think you're seeing the big picture; he didn't post the joke here to
give us a chuckle, he posted it here to irritate you.

Is there a better place to achieve that result?

Hn

Han

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 8:20 PM

"Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> wrote in news:d1569$4f4d1123
[email protected]:

> Twayne wrote:
>> In news:[email protected],
>> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
>>> Enjoy
>>>
>>> Lew
>>> ------------------------------------
>> ...
>>>
>>
>> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
>> yourself look like a stupid blonde.
>
> Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
> here and I love Lew's humor posts.

+1, most of the time.

--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid

MM

"Mike Marlow"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 12:38 PM

Twayne wrote:
> In news:[email protected],
> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>> ------------------------------------
> ...
>>
>
> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
> yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
here and I love Lew's humor posts.

--

-Mike-
[email protected]

NG

Norvin Gordon

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 9:03 AM

Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ------------------------------------
> My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway
> the other day, just jumping for joy!
>
> I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, "What
> the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
>
> When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
> I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
>
> She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
> jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!
>
> I was ecstatic!
>
> We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her
> on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
>
> Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."
>
> I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
>
> She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.
>
> We are going to have TWINS!"
>
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
> I asked her how she knew. She said.....
>
> "Well, that was the easy part.
>
> I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit
> in a twin-pack.
>
> Both tests came out positive!"
>
>
>
>
This is funny, thanks for the chuckle of the day........

Tn

"Twayne"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 11:12 AM

In news:[email protected],
Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ------------------------------------
...
>

Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

KN

Keith Nuttle

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 4:53 PM

On 2/28/2012 3:20 PM, Han wrote:
> "Mike Marlow"<[email protected]> wrote in news:d1569$4f4d1123
> [email protected]:
>
>> Twayne wrote:
>>> In news:[email protected],
>>> Lew Hodgett<[email protected]> typed:
>>>> Enjoy
>>>>
>>>> Lew
>>>> ------------------------------------
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
>>> yourself look like a stupid blonde.
>>
>> Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
>> here and I love Lew's humor posts.
>
> +1, most of the time.
>
The jokes makes this group worth returning to, I have gotten a lot of
good wood working advice also.

lL

[email protected] (Larry W)

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 10:35 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
Twayne <[email protected]> wrote:
>In news:[email protected],
>Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> typed:
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>> ------------------------------------
>...
>>
>
>Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
>yourself look like a stupid blonde.
>
>

How about, "A blonde pulled in at the local Arco cash and carry..."


--
There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat,
plausible, and wrong." (H L Mencken)

Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland - lwasserm(a)sdf. lonestar. org

Du

Dave

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 27/02/2012 4:32 PM

28/02/2012 6:55 PM

On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:40:46 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
>Nah - he still posts those. I just mark them as read as soon as they pop
>up.

Not me. I read them all just seeing what new comment the fool has
posted.


You’ve reached the end of replies