Enjoy
Lew
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On June 29, a group of Orlando, Florida bikers were riding south on
I-275
when they saw a girl about to jump off the Skyway Bridge, so they
stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper,
and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
be-a-legend
opportunity either so he asked ...
"Well, before you jump, why don 't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that ...
It was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another
one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the
onlookers,
and even the State Trooper, and says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
On 11/15/2012 2:22 AM, Dave wrote:
> On 14 Nov 2012 23:08:16 GMT, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
>> genders.
>
> Oh, come on. Even I laughed at the culture clash of the joke.
Politically correct: The art of taking offense where none is intended.
On 11/15/2012 10:26 AM, Han wrote:
> Leon <lcb11211@swbelldotnet> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> On 11/15/2012 7:23 AM, Han wrote:
>>> RP <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:08:16 PM UTC-5, Han wrote:
>>>>> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:50a420de$0$47961
>>>>>
>>>>> [email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Enjoy
>>>>>> Lew
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For
>>>>> all genders.
>>>>
>>>> It's a JOKE Han. Get over it.
>>>>
>>>> RP
>>>
>>> I was a little slow ... Glad I could amuse some of you ...
>>
>> That's OK Han, the left side tends to be that way. ;~0
>
> :)
>
Happy holidays to you buddy!
"RP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:08:16 PM UTC-5, Han wrote:
>> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:50a420de$0$47961
>>
>> [email protected]:
>> > Enjoy
>>
>> > Lew
>>
>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
>> genders.
>>
>>
>> Best regards
>>
>> Han
>>
>> email address is invalid
>
> It's a JOKE Han. Get over it.
I know some macho bikers who would probably be offended by that story....
...I forwarded it to them anyway! ;~)
"Unquestionably Confused" wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On 11/15/2012 2:22 AM, Dave wrote:
> On 14 Nov 2012 23:08:16 GMT, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
>> genders.
>
> Oh, come on. Even I laughed at the culture clash of the joke.
Politically correct: The art of taking offense where none is intended.
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Or conveyed.
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:50a420de$0$47961
[email protected]:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
genders.
--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid
RP <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:08:16 PM UTC-5, Han wrote:
>> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:50a420de$0$47961
>>
>> [email protected]:
>>
>> > Enjoy
>> > Lew
>>
>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For
>> all genders.
>
> It's a JOKE Han. Get over it.
>
>
> RP
I was a little slow ... Glad I could amuse some of you ...
--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid
Leon <lcb11211@swbelldotnet> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On 11/15/2012 7:23 AM, Han wrote:
>> RP <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:08:16 PM UTC-5, Han wrote:
>>>> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:50a420de$0$47961
>>>>
>>>> [email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Enjoy
>>>>> Lew
>>>>
>>>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For
>>>> all genders.
>>>
>>> It's a JOKE Han. Get over it.
>>>
>>> RP
>>
>> I was a little slow ... Glad I could amuse some of you ...
>
> That's OK Han, the left side tends to be that way. ;~0
:)
--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid
Leon <lcb11211@swbelldotnet> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On 11/15/2012 10:26 AM, Han wrote:
>> Leon <lcb11211@swbelldotnet> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> On 11/15/2012 7:23 AM, Han wrote:
>>>> RP <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:08:16 PM UTC-5, Han wrote:
>>>>>> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:50a420de$0$47961
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Enjoy
>>>>>>> Lew
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate.
>>>>>> For all genders.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's a JOKE Han. Get over it.
>>>>>
>>>>> RP
>>>>
>>>> I was a little slow ... Glad I could amuse some of you ...
>>>
>>> That's OK Han, the left side tends to be that way. ;~0
>>
>> :)
>
> Happy holidays to you buddy!
Well, thanks, Leon! Happy Holidays to you as well, and to all who
participate here!
--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid
"Dave" wrote in message news:[email protected]...
On 14 Nov 2012 23:08:16 GMT, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
>I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
>genders.
Oh, come on. Even I laughed at the culture clash of the joke.
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I plonked Lew some time back but I should bring him back just for the
occasional good post. Didn't see it but I have never seen or heard a joke
that offended me.
On 14 Nov 2012 23:08:16 GMT, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:50a420de$0$47961
>[email protected]:
>
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>
>I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
>genders.
A liberal pissed off at a liberal. The world is coming to an end.
Mike M
On Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:08:16 PM UTC-5, Han wrote:
> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:50a420de$0$47961
>
> [email protected]:
>
>
>
> > Enjoy
>
> >
>
> > Lew
>
>
>
> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
>
> genders.
>
>
>
> --
>
> Best regards
>
> Han
>
> email address is invalid
It's a JOKE Han. Get over it.
RP
On Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:08:16 +0000, Han wrote:
> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
> genders.
Well, I have both biker friends and gay friends and I thought it was
hilarious. Talk about your culture clash :-).
I once had a government job where I was the only honky on my shift - talk
about politically incorrect repartee!
--
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and
carrying a cross.
On 11/15/2012 7:23 AM, Han wrote:
> RP <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> On Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:08:16 PM UTC-5, Han wrote:
>>> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:50a420de$0$47961
>>>
>>> [email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Enjoy
>>>> Lew
>>>
>>> I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For
>>> all genders.
>>
>> It's a JOKE Han. Get over it.
>>
>>
>> RP
>
> I was a little slow ... Glad I could amuse some of you ...
>
That's OK Han, the left side tends to be that way. ;~0
On 14 Nov 2012 23:08:16 GMT, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
>I didn't, Lew. I think this is insensitive and inappropriate. For all
>genders.
Oh, come on. Even I laughed at the culture clash of the joke.