David wrote:
> I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a
gloat:
> imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If
EVER
> there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
> got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
>
> Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
>
>
> Dave
What good would the warranties be though?
In article <[email protected]>, George <george@least> wrote:
>
>"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
>> imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
>> there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
>> got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
>>
>> Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
>>
>
>'S all right. he asked on rec.woodworking, and got a flood of advice....
Even so, his first three construction attempts were abysmal failures.
But, he perservered, and got everything right on the next attempt.
It was the original Ark "D" triumph. <groan>
On Fri, 06 May 2005 19:40:04 -0000, the inscrutable
[email protected] (Robert Bonomi) spake:
>In article <[email protected]>, George <george@least> wrote:
>>
>>"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
>>> imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
>>> there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
>>> got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
>>>
>>> Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
>>>
>>
>>'S all right. he asked on rec.woodworking, and got a flood of advice....
>
>Even so, his first three construction attempts were abysmal failures.
>But, he perservered, and got everything right on the next attempt.
>
>
>It was the original Ark "D" triumph. <groan>
No, the original arc de triumph was the guy who wrapped his Bonnie
around a telephone pole.
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"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
> imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
> there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
> got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
>
> Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
>
'S all right. he asked on rec.woodworking, and got a flood of advice....
"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> He must have had a hell of a time locating water-proof glue.
>
TWO of everything, though....
On Fri, 06 May 2005 08:43:12 -0700, David <[email protected]> wrote:
>I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
>imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
>there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
>got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
"Well yes dear, I suppose I could do it with the jointer I already
have, but a larger one will help counter-balance the elephants."
"If you needed a new jointer God would have given you one."
"If he didn't think I needed one he'd have made the elephants smaller.
And .. Hey! That darn lion is napping on the Unisaw again. I hope
you can swim you mangy fleabag!"
-Leuf
"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
> imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
> there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
> got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
>
> Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
>
>
> Dave
Quote from Noahm:
"Now we'll just put in a couple hundred thousand wooden pegs to hold
everything togethah until the glue dries..."
"gw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
> > imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
> > there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
> > got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
> >
> > Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
> >
> >
> > Dave
>
> Quote from Noahm:
> "Now we'll just put in a couple hundred thousand wooden pegs to hold
> everything togethah until the glue dries..."
>
>
Anyone have a tape graduated in a sixteenth of a cubit?
He must have had a hell of a time locating water-proof glue.
Dave
gw wrote:
> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
>>imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
>>there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
>>got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
>>
>>Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
>>
>>
>>Dave
>
>
> Quote from Noahm:
> "Now we'll just put in a couple hundred thousand wooden pegs to hold
> everything togethah until the glue dries..."
>
>
Robert, now I know why my finished projects are full of "I should have
done "x" differently". I don't make prototypes. (I'm too cheap and too
slow to make 2 of everything). <g>
Dave
Robert Bonomi wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, George <george@least> wrote:
>
>>"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>I just had a silly thought, after reading a post in ABPW about a gloat:
>>>imagine Noah's first thoughts after deciding to build the Ark! If EVER
>>>there was a project that warranted the purchase of MORE TOOLS, that's
>>>got to be the granddaddy of 'em all. :)
>>>
>>>Too bad L-V wasn't around back then...
>>>
>>
>>'S all right. he asked on rec.woodworking, and got a flood of advice....
>
>
> Even so, his first three construction attempts were abysmal failures.
> But, he perservered, and got everything right on the next attempt.
>
>
> It was the original Ark "D" triumph. <groan>
>
>
>
Yuck! I flashed on the wood chipper scene in Fargo. Ground gorillas...
Dave
gw wrote:
> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>He must have had a hell of a time locating water-proof glue.
>>
>>Dave
>
>
> Gorilla Glue??
> <duck>
>
>
>
On Fri, 06 May 2005 15:21:25 -0400, Leuf <[email protected]>
wrote:
>"If he didn't think I needed one he'd have made the elephants smaller.
>And .. Hey! That darn lion is napping on the Unisaw again. I hope
>you can swim you mangy fleabag!"
Really big push stick?
Aut inveniam viam aut faciam
On Fri, 06 May 2005 12:47:15 -0700, David <[email protected]> wrote:
>Yuck! I flashed on the wood chipper scene in Fargo.
We had a guy, here in CT, that ran his wife though a woodchipper about
20 years ago.
I love you very mulch!
Barry
"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> He must have had a hell of a time locating water-proof glue.
>
> Dave
Gorilla Glue??
<duck>