Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his
forehead.
Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitch
On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 14:18:51 -0800, "whateverwood"
<[email protected]> wrote:
yep.. except my wife found that one... we had a neighborhood brunch
this morning, and it was a big hit..
(printed large and hung on shop wall)
>Humor? Yes!
>Show it to my wife when she say's "What are you reading that is so funny?"
>No!
>
>
>"mac davis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Dear Abby,
>>
>> My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
>>
>> The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
>> able to monitor my moods.
>>
>> When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
>>
>> When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his
>> forehead.
>>
>> Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a diamond.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Bitch
>>
>
On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:47:36 -0700, John DeBoo <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
>I damned near got a broken nose the other day<G> when my wife of 35
>years mentioned a diamond, and all I said was "Why should I buy you a
>diamoond, you won't last forever?"
All of which goes to show that guy's brains don't work nearly as well
as their mouths.
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 14:18:51 -0800, "whateverwood"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"mac davis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Dear Abby,
>>
>> My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
>>
>> The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
>> able to monitor my moods.
>>
>> When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
>>
>> When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his
>> forehead.
>>
>> Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a diamond.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Bitch
>>
>Humor? Yes!
>Show it to my wife when she say's "What are you reading that is so funny?"
>No!
>
Sort of like the #1 thing not to say to your wife during an argument:
"Geeze, who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 05:50:33 GMT, mac davis <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 20:39:03 -0800, Tim Douglass
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:47:36 -0700, John DeBoo <[email protected]>
>>wrote:
>>>
>>>I damned near got a broken nose the other day<G> when my wife of 35
>>>years mentioned a diamond, and all I said was "Why should I buy you a
>>>diamoond, you won't last forever?"
>>
>>All of which goes to show that guy's brains don't work nearly as well
>>as their mouths.
>>
>>Tim Douglass
>>
>>http://www.DouglassClan.com
>
>good thing we usually react to them with our other head...
God gave man a brain and a penis - but only enough blood to run one at
a time.
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 20:39:03 -0800, Tim Douglass
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:47:36 -0700, John DeBoo <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>>
>>I damned near got a broken nose the other day<G> when my wife of 35
>>years mentioned a diamond, and all I said was "Why should I buy you a
>>diamoond, you won't last forever?"
>
>All of which goes to show that guy's brains don't work nearly as well
>as their mouths.
>
>Tim Douglass
>
>http://www.DouglassClan.com
good thing we usually react to them with our other head...
jo4hn wrote:
> Tim Douglass wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 14:18:51 -0800, "whateverwood"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> "mac davis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>
>>>> My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
>>>>
>>>> The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
>>>> able to monitor my moods.
>>>>
>>>> When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
>>>>
>>>> When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his
>>>> forehead.
>>>>
>>>> Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a diamond.
>>>>
>>>> Sincerely,
>>>> Bitch
>>>>
>>
>>
>>> Humor? Yes!
>>> Show it to my wife when she say's "What are you reading that is so
>>> funny?"
>>> No!
>>>
>>
>>
>> Sort of like the #1 thing not to say to your wife during an argument:
>>
>> "Geeze, who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
>>
>> Tim Douglass
>>
>> http://www.DouglassClan.com
>
>
> That, my friends, is a steel jacketed, iron clad, brass bound and sure
> fire recipe for a broken nose.
> shiver,
> jo4hn
I damned near got a broken nose the other day<G> when my wife of 35
years mentioned a diamond, and all I said was "Why should I buy you a
diamoond, you won't last forever?"
Humor? Yes!
Show it to my wife when she say's "What are you reading that is so funny?"
No!
"mac davis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dear Abby,
>
> My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
>
> The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
> able to monitor my moods.
>
> When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
>
> When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his
> forehead.
>
> Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a diamond.
>
> Sincerely,
> Bitch
>
Tim Douglass wrote:
> On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 14:18:51 -0800, "whateverwood"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>"mac davis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>Dear Abby,
>>>
>>>My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
>>>
>>>The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
>>>able to monitor my moods.
>>>
>>>When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
>>>
>>>When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his
>>>forehead.
>>>
>>>Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a diamond.
>>>
>>>Sincerely,
>>>Bitch
>>>
>
>
>>Humor? Yes!
>>Show it to my wife when she say's "What are you reading that is so funny?"
>>No!
>>
>
>
> Sort of like the #1 thing not to say to your wife during an argument:
>
> "Geeze, who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
>
> Tim Douglass
>
> http://www.DouglassClan.com
That, my friends, is a steel jacketed, iron clad, brass bound and sure
fire recipe for a broken nose.
shiver,
jo4hn