How to create a wooden statue of George W.Bush ???

>I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

Spalted Maple.

Groggy wrote:
>
> Noons, did you get the email I sent to you?

I did. You used your no-spam addie
to send it, so my reply bounced back.

In article <[email protected]>, Dan
Simper <[email protected]> wrote:

> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

A testicle would help.

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Dan Simper wrote:

> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

A big lathe and a big log.

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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
I see dingbat has gone off his meds again. Posting nonsense to several
groups.

Be sure to remove the "is.matur" newsgroup from the reply list in case
he's in another trolling contest.

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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> >Be sure to remove the "is.matur" newsgroup from the reply list in case
> >he's in another trolling contest.
>
> Just out of curiosity Larry, what is is.matur?
>
I have no idea, but obviously a newsgroup. Appears to be one from
Iceland. Good home for a troll :-).

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On 23 Jan 2005 22:16:04 -0800, "Noons" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Groggy wrote:
>>
>> Noons, did you get the email I sent to you?
>
>I did. You used your no-spam addie
>to send it, so my reply bounced back.

greg(at)millen(dot)com

lots and lots of fake wood!!
"Dan Simper" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:51:41 +1100, Noons
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Dan Simper apparently said,on my timestamp of 23/01/2005 4:17 PM:
>
>> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
>> wooden statue of him.
>>
>> What do I need ???
>
>A large, wide and heavy log.
>Drop it on your head.

Noons, did you get the email I sent to you?

Greg

Dan Simper apparently said,on my timestamp of 23/01/2005 4:17 PM:

> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

A large, wide and heavy log.
Drop it on your head.


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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 10:49:23 -0800, Larry Blanchard <[email protected]>
wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>,
>[email protected] says...
>> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
>> wooden statue of him.
>>
>I see dingbat has gone off his meds again. Posting nonsense to several
>groups.
>
>Be sure to remove the "is.matur" newsgroup from the reply list in case
>he's in another trolling contest.

Just out of curiosity Larry, what is is.matur?




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"Dan Simper" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

Dear Troll,

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"Dan Simper" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

Trolling lessons.

B.

[email protected] (Dan Simper) wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

Send your $200 payment to the DNC for a set of scale drawings and complete
instructions.

Dan Simper wrote:
> I want to worship our great president by creating a larger-than-life
> wooden statue of him.
>
> What do I need ???

A lot wood.