GarageWoodworks <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On 7/9/2012 1:24 PM, Tim Daneliuk wrote:
>> A Higgs-Boson walks into a Catholic church.
>> The priest says, "We don't serve elementary particles in this parish."
>> The Higgs-Boson replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
>>
>
> And the neutron walks in and says, how about me? Can I get in with no
> charge?
Vaguely woodworking-ish: A tachyon is just a gluon that hasn't quite
dried.
Doug White
On Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:24:19 -0500, Tim Daneliuk
<[email protected]> wrote:
>A Higgs-Boson walks into a Catholic church.
>The priest says, "We don't serve elementary particles in this parish."
>The Higgs-Boson replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
Cute. I saw a great cartoon on the editorial page today. God, with
the receiver to his ear. The caption was "And on the 7th day, God
called his patent attorney. The newspaper headline in his hand read
"Higgs Boson 'God Particle' Discovery".
http://tinyurl.com/d2lacjk for the actual cartoon.
--
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails,
admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
On 7/9/2012 1:24 PM, Tim Daneliuk wrote:
> A Higgs-Boson walks into a Catholic church.
> The priest says, "We don't serve elementary particles in this parish."
> The Higgs-Boson replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
>
And the neutron walks in and says, how about me? Can I get in with no
charge?