A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology
and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of
crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad
at the same time"
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
Dave - Parkville, MD wrote:
> A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology
> and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."
>
> The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of
> crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad
> at the same time"
>
> She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
So she finally retaliated for the time, so many years ago, when he got down
on one knee and declaimed: "Linda, I love you more than I've ever loved
anyone. Will you be my first wife?"