New To The Group

Jim Mc Namara wrote:

> The last time you got laid . . . it was with a necklace made from flowers!

You know, the sad thing is I can't even say I've gotten *that* close to
getting laid lately.

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
Confirmed post number: 16521 Approximate word count: 495630
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/

Roy Welsandt asks:

>Hello.
>
>I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
>need to be aware of?

Well, as I recall hearing (and later yelling) coming down my first chow line at
Parris Island, "You'll be soooooooooooooooooooorrrrrry!" But that only applies
here if you fail to placate JOAT's woodworking gods.

You'll probably step on some toes as time passes. Sooner or later, you'll do so
on purpose.

Otherwise, enjoy the stay. There's usually some good info here, and
occasionally, some good camaradarie.

Charlie Self

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Stephen Vincent Benet

Thu, Jul 17, 2003, 9:58am (EDT-1) [email protected] (Roy=A0Welsandt)
asks:
I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
need to be aware of?

As Charlie mentioned, a small contribution to the Woodworking Gods
is always appropriate. As their High Priest, I handle all
administrative details, do NOT attempt a sacrifice at home. A small
brunette would work just fine.

JOAT
Let's just take it for granted you don't know what the Hell you're
talking about.

Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 16 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/JOATorJackOfAll/page4.html

I have found that common courtesy, consideration are always helpful.
In addition there is a FAQ posted from time to time (and an anti-FAQ which
is fun to read as well).
http://www.robson.org/woodfaq/
Most here are friendly, and many are VERY knowledgeable.
Text only (no HTML or pictures) messages, <snipped> on long posts are
helpful and serve to reduce "clutter" for others to wade through as they try
to read replies to threads.
Watch for the trolls (Don't feed the trolls <G>), maintain a sense of humor
and you will find the "Rec" to be rewarding and informative place to
increase your woodworking skills.
Tom

"Roy Welsandt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hello.
>
> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
> need to be aware of?
<snip>> Roy Welsandt
>
>

On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 17:38:58 GMT, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:


> Be nice to JOAT (he is case sensitive),

Now you tell us, sorry about the other day JOAT! {blame joAhn} ;)

Take Care,
Gnube
I don't want to win the lottery I just want to win a barn full of seasoned timber! ;O)

On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 16:32:14 GMT, "Mortimer Schnerd, RN"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>...As the official treasurer of this august body, I am authorized to...

...reimburse me $712.42 US for the Oreos <tm> I brought to last
night's meeting.

You didn't get any? Sorry, they were really there. Promise. Gotta
get to 'em quick 'fore charlieb gets to 'em. He's frickin' addicted.

$712.42. E-mail me for the address. I got a receipt.

Michael Baglio
Chapel Hill

Roy Welsandt wrote:

> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
> need to be aware of?

Not really. I've been drifting in and out of here for years, though I don't
spend enough time in a "drifted in" state to be considered a "regular."

The main thing you need to grok wreck wood is an understanding of some of
the lingo. There's probably a FAQ somewhere, or you can just hang out
until you figure out what everybody's talking about.

So just relax and have fun, and for pity's sake, stay away from any threads
that have some permutation of "sawstop" in the subject. :)

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
Confirmed post number: 16513 Approximate word count: 495390
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/

wait wait wait! Sears sells good stuff, too! How about..."don't buy any
tool from sears that has their name on it"? Of course, to buy good stuff
from sears, you need to wear a wig & sunglasses so nobody sees you!
"brian lanning" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Roy Welsandt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > Hello.
> > I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols
I
> > need to be aware of?
> > Thanks.
>
> Welcome. Most people have already posted good advice. Although I
> would argue that you can sell things in this group as long as it's
> your old 6" jointer you're selling because you moved up to a dj-20.
> It's the people running a business and flogging their wares on a daily
> basis (except for steve knight) that annoy people.
>
> Please read the FAQ and visit groups.google.com before...
>
> asking which tablesaw you should buy
> asking which jointer you should buy
> asking whether you need a jointer or a planer more
> asking why everyone hates poly
> asking if a woodworker 2 is worth the money
> buying a drill press mortising attachment
> buying any router with a 1/4" collet
> and most importantly, buying anything from sears.
>
> brian

There are a few females that participate in kicking up sawdust around here
too. Welcome. Have fun.
Perry
bentcajungirl
"Ernie Jurick" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Roy Welsandt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Hello.
> >
> > I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols
I
> > need to be aware of?
> >
>
> Never believe anything Ernie says.
> -- Ernie
>
>

I'm beginning to wonder if the OP has read all this and has hauled ass to a
better place! ROTFLMAO!

Jums


"Vic Baron" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Wait a minute - that's a sexist remark - the wreck is a unisex group

> > Bitch, bitch, bitch....
> > Mortimer Schnerd, RN

Great line Morty!

I didn't see the following in the above posts: the newsgroups for
binaries and html are alt.binaries.pictures.furniture and
alt.binaries.pictures.woodworking aka abpf and abpw respectively. Be
nice to JOAT (he is case sensitive), Charlie, and Jums as they are aging
and inclined to be cranky. Stay tuned for the Groggy and Traves
"Squarewanger" (or whatever he is this week) show. Send $.25 to yr hmbl
srvnt whenever I post a stupid joke (tradition is almost as important as
greed (think I read that somewhere)).

Anyway, welcome and enjoy.

mahalo,
jo4hn

Roy Welsandt wrote:
> Hello.
>
> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
> need to be aware of?
>
> Thanks.
>
> Roy Welsandt
>
>

In article <3f1573d7_3@newsfeed>, "noone" <nowhere.com> wrote:
>"Roy Welsandt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Hello.
>>
>> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
>> need to be aware of?

Welcome to the group. Pull up a chair and sit a spell.

>Watch for the trolls (Don't feed the trolls <G>)

Some known trolls to avoid are:

Al Kyder, whose posts are usually off-topic and frequently offensive;

Puppy Wizard, whose posts are always off-topic and always offensive;

Cass ([email protected]), who cross-posts *everything* to alt.rv
and similar groups that are totally unrelated to woodworking, and somehow
manages to manufacture an argument in every thread s/he has ever posted to;

Woodworker Joe aka Woody Woodpecker ([email protected]), who is not,
strictly speaking, a troll; however, his advice on most topics should perhaps
be taken with a grain or two of salt, and under NO circumstances should you
EVER follow his advice on anything dealing with electricity.

You will soon see that there is a diversity of political opinion in the group,
and several of us at various points on the spectrum hold our opinions strongly
and have no hesitation at expressing them. If you are politically
conservative, you may find yourself annoyed from time to time with Charlie
Self. Charlie is NOT a troll. His woodworking advice is of great value, and it
would be a HUGE mistake to killfile him because of a disagreement over
politics.

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)

Save the baby humans - stop partial-birth abortion NOW

"Michael Baglio" <[email protected]> wrote in message:
> Nice try on the diversion Mr. Jeffries, but it ain't gonna wash.
<snip snip>
> rotating 'em around in your hands like those 'lil chipmunks do with
nuts...) ;>

Oh never mind - I thought I was reading something else that Andy does with
his Oreos . . . .

:-)

Jums

"Andy Jeffries" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 01:56:25 +0000, Michael Baglio wrote:
> > $712.42. E-mail me for the address. I got a receipt.
>
> Am I the only one that's a little scared that you have a receipt for over
> 700 dollars worth of Oreos?
>
> Cheers,
>
>
> Andy

"jo4hn" wrote in message that I snipped all to hell and commented:

>Be nice to JOAT (he is case sensitive), Charlie, and Jums as they are
>aging and inclined to be cranky.

Who the hell are you calling cranky? Hell son - what *I* heard was the last
time you got laid . . .



scroll down . . .





come on boy - a little farther


oh hell - what's the matter jo4hn - can't ya keep up with a cranky old man .
. . ?



The last time you got laid . . . it was with a necklace made from flowers!

Maholo and LOL!

Jums :-)

"Roy Welsandt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hello.
>
> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
> need to be aware of?
>

Never believe anything Ernie says.
-- Ernie

"Roy Welsandt" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Hello.
> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
> need to be aware of?
> Thanks.

Welcome. Most people have already posted good advice. Although I
would argue that you can sell things in this group as long as it's
your old 6" jointer you're selling because you moved up to a dj-20.
It's the people running a business and flogging their wares on a daily
basis (except for steve knight) that annoy people.

Please read the FAQ and visit groups.google.com before...

asking which tablesaw you should buy
asking which jointer you should buy
asking whether you need a jointer or a planer more
asking why everyone hates poly
asking if a woodworker 2 is worth the money
buying a drill press mortising attachment
buying any router with a 1/4" collet
and most importantly, buying anything from sears.

brian

Roy Welsandt wrote:
> Hello.
>
> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and
> protocols I need to be aware of?


Why, yes. As the official treasurer of this august body, I am authorized to
collect your membership fee. Please send $29.73 to:

M. Schnerd, RN
222 South Herlong Avenue, Dept 4B
Rock Hill, SC 29732

We accept cash, MasterCard, Visa, and Diner's Club. Welcome to the group.




--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN

[email protected]
http://www.mortimerschnerd.com

Wait a minute - that's a sexist remark - the wreck is a unisex group


vgb

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Steven P wrote:
> > Well if you are the treasurer, I want to complain that the drill
> > guide I received for my dues doesn't work very well for spreading
> > Gorilla Glue. The Handyman of America drill guide is much better.
>
>
> Bitch, bitch, bitch....
>
>
>
> --
> Mortimer Schnerd, RN
>
> [email protected]
> http://www.mortimerschnerd.com
>
>

On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 01:56:25 +0000, Michael Baglio wrote:
> $712.42. E-mail me for the address. I got a receipt.

Am I the only one that's a little scared that you have a receipt for over
700 dollars worth of Oreos?

Cheers,


Andy

Well if you are the treasurer, I want to complain that the drill guide I
received for my dues doesn't work very well for spreading Gorilla Glue. The
Handyman of America drill guide is much better.

Steve P.

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Roy Welsandt wrote:
> > Hello.
> >
> > I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and
> > protocols I need to be aware of?
>
>
> Why, yes. As the official treasurer of this august body, I am authorized
to
> collect your membership fee. Please send $29.73 to:
>
> M. Schnerd, RN
> 222 South Herlong Avenue, Dept 4B
> Rock Hill, SC 29732
>
> We accept cash, MasterCard, Visa, and Diner's Club. Welcome to the group.
>
>
>
>
> --
> Mortimer Schnerd, RN
>
> [email protected]
> http://www.mortimerschnerd.com
>
>

Welcome aboard, Roy. Basically, don't post in HTML, no pictures, don't try
and spam or sell anything, keep a sense of humor, remember that Larry J
does *not* have a "C" in his name, always use Minwax when staining and
ESPECIALLY when you go to apply a high gloss coat of poly on your cherry -
and above all - share what you know with the rest of the class. :-) You'll
see the FAQ posted from time to time. Take a couple of minutes to give it a
gander - post away.

Keep a sense of humor - it helps us get by with the trolls (that you're not
allowed to feed.)

Have a great time - and BTW - it's your turn to buy the beer.

Jim Mc Namara
a.k.a. Jums, Jummy, Minwax Mac



"Roy Welsandt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hello.
>
> I am new to the group. Are there any special conventions and protocols I
> need to be aware of?