O/T: Instructions more difficult to follow as we age

"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> -----------------------------------------------
> I got this new deodorant today.
>
> The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
>
> I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome!


Like spiced up Poop? ;~)

On Dec 3, 12:06=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:

As long as we are on an intellectual bend...........

I went to a K of C meeting a couple of months ago. An older fellow
who has been known to nip the bottle a little showed up, a little
tipsy. He sat off to the side and was fiddling with his hearing aid
which made a squealing sound heard by all.

When several guys turned around to see what the noise was he said:

"Damned hearing aid ain't any good at all. Still can't hear much.
Just makes me fart louder!"

On Thu, 3 Dec 2009 10:06:23 -0800, the infamous "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:

>Enjoy
>
>Lew
>-----------------------------------------------
>I got this new deodorant today.
>
>The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
>
>I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome!

All I can think is "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"

KnowwhatImean,Vern?

--== May The Angst Be With You! ==--
-Yoda, on a bad day