Subject: weight loss
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 pounds due to very serious
health risks.
As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in
the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls
them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second
thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he
finally catches her and has his way with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the
way
this company does business!"
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10
pounds as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch
me, you can have me."
He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape
and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every
cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has
lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads:
"If I catch you, you're mine."
On Jul 28, 6:43 pm, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
> > muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
> > sign around his neck that reads:
>
> > "If I catch you, you're mine."
>
> Old, but still good for a chuckle.
It was a gorilla when I first heard it...35 years ago...
Larry The Snake Guy wrote:
> On Jul 28, 6:43 pm, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
>>> muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
>>> sign around his neck that reads:
>>> "If I catch you, you're mine."
>> Old, but still good for a chuckle.
>
> It was a gorilla when I first heard it...35 years ago...
reminds me of an old song "gorilla my dreams"...