The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.
They will have to grind him up and recycle him.
RonB
"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Jul 3, 4:34 pm, RonB <rnrbro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.
>
> Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for
> marrying his daughter.
While being held down by John Lennon and George Harrison.
And, of course, the Elephant Man.
B.
On Thu, 2 Jul 2009 18:07:02 -0700 (PDT), RonB <rnrbrogan@yahoo.com> wrote:
That's really sick, Ron.. I love it..
I pasted it into Facebook, to see if I could be the local shit-disturber this
morning..
>The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
>be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
>autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
>surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
>other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.
>
>They will have to grind him up and recycle him.
>
>
>
>RonB
mac
Please remove splinters before emailing
"RonB" <rnrbrogan@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
> be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
> autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
> surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
> other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.
>
> They will have to grind him up and recycle him.
>
>
>
> RonB
They're going to make him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him
instead of vice versa.
Max