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RonB

02/07/2009 6:07 PM

OT - CNN Breaking News

The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.

They will have to grind him up and recycle him.



RonB


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Father Haskell

in reply to RonB on 02/07/2009 6:07 PM

03/07/2009 2:01 PM

On Jul 3, 4:34=A0pm, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:
> We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.
>
> Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for
> marrying his daughter.

While being held down by John Lennon and George Harrison.

BM

"Buddy Matlosz"

in reply to RonB on 02/07/2009 6:07 PM

03/07/2009 7:11 PM


"Father Haskell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On Jul 3, 4:34 pm, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:
> We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.
>
> Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for
> marrying his daughter.

While being held down by John Lennon and George Harrison.


And, of course, the Elephant Man.

B.

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RonB

in reply to RonB on 02/07/2009 6:07 PM

03/07/2009 1:34 PM

We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.

Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for
marrying his daughter.

RonB

md

mac davis

in reply to RonB on 02/07/2009 6:07 PM

03/07/2009 8:14 AM

On Thu, 2 Jul 2009 18:07:02 -0700 (PDT), RonB <[email protected]> wrote:

That's really sick, Ron.. I love it..

I pasted it into Facebook, to see if I could be the local shit-disturber this
morning..

>The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
>be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
>autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
>surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
>other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.
>
>They will have to grind him up and recycle him.
>
>
>
>RonB


mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

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notbob

in reply to RonB on 02/07/2009 6:07 PM

03/07/2009 4:45 AM

On 2009-07-03, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:

> They will have to grind him up and recycle him.

The other white meat!

nb

Mt

"Max"

in reply to RonB on 02/07/2009 6:07 PM

02/07/2009 7:27 PM


"RonB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not
> be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During
> autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive
> surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and
> other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.
>
> They will have to grind him up and recycle him.
>
>
>
> RonB

They're going to make him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him
instead of vice versa.

Max


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