OT - Comparing Paris

"Charlie Self" wrote:

> Ah, Jeff. You need to learn something about the gratitude of ugly
> women.

Remember what is said about ladies who have reached 40?

They don't tell,
They don't yell,
They don't swelll,
And they are grateful as hell.

Or that classic lyric:

"... they all get better lookin at closing time".

Lew

"Charlie Self" wrote:


> There's also something in there about "coyote ugly", too. I think I
> met all of them in downstate NY when my first marriage broke up, but
I
> never did gnaw off my arm.

That's why you have three (3) bags.

One over her head, and two(2) over yours.

You need a 2nd one in case the first one breaks.

You realize that this is quickly sliding down that slippery slope to
that litany of "She was so ugly that .................... ( Fill in
the one liner of choice)

I've known guys who can keep that one going for hours.

Lew

On Feb 4, 8:20 am, Jeff <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Feb 3, 5:53 pm, [email protected] (J T) wrote:
>
> > One way to encourage tourism.
>
> > Paris, Francehttp://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_paris_fr.jpg
> > Paris, Kentuckyhttp://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_paris_ky.jpg
>
> No. That's not going to encourage anyone to visit Kentucky....

Ah, Jeff. You need to learn something about the gratitude of ugly
women.

On Feb 5, 12:42 pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Charlie Self" wrote:
> > Ah, Jeff. You need to learn something about the gratitude of ugly
> > women.
>
> Remember what is said about ladies who have reached 40?
>
> They don't tell,
> They don't yell,
> They don't swelll,
> And they are grateful as hell.
>
> Or that classic lyric:
>
> "... they all get better lookin at closing time".
>
> Lew

There's also something in there about "coyote ugly", too. I think I
met all of them in downstate NY when my first marriage broke up, but I
never did gnaw off my arm.

On Feb 5, 5:07=C2=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Charlie Self" wrote:
> > There's also something in there about "coyote ugly", too. I think I
> > met all of them in downstate NY when my first marriage broke up, but
> I
> > never did gnaw off my arm.
>
> That's why you have three (3) bags.
>
> One over her head, and two(2) over yours.
>
> You need a 2nd one in case the first one breaks.
>
> You realize that this is quickly sliding down that slippery slope to
> that litany of "She was so ugly that .................... ( Fill in
> the one liner of choice)
>
> I've known guys who can keep that one going for hours.
>
> Lew

Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8when she joined an ugly contest, they sa=
id
"Sorry, no professionals."
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8she looked out the window and got arrest=
ed
for mooning.
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8just after she was born, her mother said=

"What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8they push her face into dough to make ug=
ly-
cookies.
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8when she walks into a bank, they turn of=
f
the surveillence cameras
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8her mom had to be drunk to breast feed h=
er
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8she made an onion cry.
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8when she went to the beautician it took =
12
hours. . .for a quote!
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8on Halloween the kids trick or treat her=

by phone!
Your girlfriend is so ugly,=E2=80=A8people go as her to Halloween parties.

I'll spare you the next 5000

On Feb 3, 5:53 pm, [email protected] (J T) wrote:
> One way to encourage tourism.
>
> Paris, Francehttp://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_paris_fr.jpg
> Paris, Kentuckyhttp://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_paris_ky.jpg
>

No. That's not going to encourage anyone to visit Kentucky....