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"Nut Tree"

06/10/2003 7:19 PM

Monday mornig funny

A not necessarily well-prepared high school student sat in his life science

classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question

directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."



What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his

head,

hoping for the best:



1. No need to boil.

2. Never goes sour.

3. Available whenever necessary.



So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what

to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.

Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled

his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.



He received an A..




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Traves W. Coppock

in reply to "Nut Tree" on 06/10/2003 7:19 PM

08/10/2003 9:51 PM

On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 19:19:46 GMT, "Nut Tree" <[email protected]>
Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:


<some rather funny stuff>


DOH!!!


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