Anoa Chonga abandons Medicare For All, endorses Elizabeth Warren due to identity over class solidarity

[email protected] wrote:

> Anoa Chonga is best known as part of The Progressive Army which was founded by Benjamin Dixon. Chonga supported Bernie Sanders during the 2016 Democratic primary.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
beer and the invention of the wheel.

Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while
our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented,
they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were
formed.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These
two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the
catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservative

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at
night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what
is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians'
which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live
off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing
the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the
liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men "evolved" into women. Others became known
as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs,
and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat
and beer that Conservatives provided. Over the years Conservatives
came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on
earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for
obvious reasons.

Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but
most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat
raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food
are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side
note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their
men. Most college professors, social workers, personal injury
attorneys,journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and
community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national
pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't
fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide
for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game
hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen,
medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives,
athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works
productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other
Conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers
and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans
are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals
remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They
crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of
trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world
history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge
to angrily respond to this post.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute
truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other
true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self,
I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks!

CHEERS!

How about if we keep this NG clean of political crapola?

On Wed, 11 Dec 2019 13:05:29 -0700, Just Wondering <[email protected]> wrote:

>How about if we keep this NG clean of political crapola?

Here I thought it as a nice bit of comedy.