WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2005

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
wrote:

Forwarded to additional froups:

> The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2005 Usenet Kook
> Awards.
>
> *ahem*
>
>
> BOBO AWARD
>
> The winner is... JEREMY JAYNES!
>
> Yes . . 29
> No . . 8
>
> Congratulations, spammer! You've been sentenced to only nine years in
> prison, but this award is yours for life.
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . 17
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 14
> Steve Young . . . . . 11
> none of the above . . 7
> Azure . . . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Lindasnuh! After finishing in second place so many times,
> you finally indulged in a meltdown gigantic enough to make you a winner.

Hang in there, BlueBoi, if you work hard your time will come. You were
up against three other well-run candidates.
>
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . 28
> The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff . . 22
> Daryl Hunt . . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Frito! If your God loves you so much, why doesn't he give
> you any clues?
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Steve Young . . . . . 28
> John Lucas . . . . . 11
> Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
> none of the above . . 5
>
> Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying that you're
> "Orville". It's funny when you do that.

So sorry, Kavik Kang, you ran away again and hid so that more voters
wouldn't see your performance.
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck "The Messenjah" Lysaght . . 28
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
> neither of the above . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, chucknozzle! Nothing shows trollability so well as your
> telephonic foaming in response to the lamest troll of the year.
>
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is... ANTONIO L SANTANA!
>
> Yes . . 41
> No . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Jabriol! I wonder if anybody will take the trouble to
> read your acceptance speech.
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... PSYCHO QUEER BASHER!
>
> PsYcHo Queer Basher, alias Oopah . . 30
> ArtistMike, alias Roy . . . . . . . 11
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . 9
>
> Congratulations, lamer! Feel free to respond with a stack of multiposted
> announcements that the FNVW is gay.

At least I got a UV point out of pedo lamer.
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . . . . . 17
> Scott Abraham . . . . . . . 15
> Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons . . 12
> Eddie @ codingirc.net . . . 5
> none of the above . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations again, Lindasnuh! To defeat such an impressive field of
> candidates shows that you're a drama queen of Shakespearean class.
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... JERRY HOWE!
>
> Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe . . 24
> neither of the above . . . . 13
> ring_theory . . . . . . . . . 10
>
> Congratulations, Puppy Wizard! I don't own a dog, so perhaps you'll be
> willing to supply one when I order your amazing dog-training machine?

The ring_toss science is kooky, but he was smart enough to not reply
much to AUK.
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . 18
> Steve Young . . . . . 16
> Brad Guth . . . . . . 7
> Ray Murphy . . . . . 7
> none of the above . . 5
> Rocky Roads . . . . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Lindasnuh! All your transparent lying and support-group
> flaming have certainly produced quite a stink.
>
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Yes . . 43
> No . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Stevie! When will it dawn on you that your antics on and
> off Usenet make you a net.loser, not a net.winner?
>
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is... TWITTERING ONE!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Witterer! I assume that your attempt to vote for yourself
> means that you have no more idea what your babble means than anybody else
> does.
>
>
> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Yes . . 46
> No . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Chuckles! To lose one Internet account might be
> considered a misfortune, but to lose a dozen or more looks like extreme
> stupidity.
>
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Yes . . 39
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Orville! Please keep denying that you're "Steve Young".
> It's funny when you do that.
>
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is... JERRY HOWE!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 7
>
> CongrHOWEtulations, Puppy Wizard! Can we look forward to an acceptance
> speech containing a tHOWEsand lines of canned screed?
>
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... J R SHERMAN!
>
> Yes . . 25
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Jim! Long may there be stupid people available for you to
> practise your dark arts on!
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> The winners are... K A CANNON!
>
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 7
>
> ... and KALI!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 7
>
> ... and LIONEL!
>
> Yes . . 29
> No . . 8
>
> Congratulations to all three mighty wielders of the clue-hammer!

IAWTC, all three are worthy.
>
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
> Matthew "Onideus Mad Hatter" Moulton . . 21
>
> Congratulations, Vito! This will give you something new to whine about in
> NAN-AU.

Is Frito in hiding? I haven't seen much of his whining lately.

> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winners are... THE WACKO JACKO FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J . . 26
> alt.snuh . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
>
> Congratulations, pedo-fans! You're indisputably the champion mutual
> masturbators of Usenet.
>
>
> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers were
> received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate attempted to vote
> for herself, two voters were known kooks, three didn't have enough posting
> history to be recognisable as real people, three replied to altered ballot
> papers, and twelve were probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot
> papers were accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next
> time, au revoir!

Well done, FNVW! May the fraudulent FNVW get clawed by Fluffy.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

Kavik Kang <[email protected]> wrote:

> "Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:080520051607009833%[email protected]...
> > Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > COWARD OF THE MONTH
> > >
> > > The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
> > >
> > > Steve Young . . . . . 28
> > > John Lucas . . . . . 11
> > > Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
> > > none of the above . . 5
> > >
> > > Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying that you're
> > > "Orville". It's funny when you do that.
> >
> > So sorry, Kavik Kang, you ran away again and hid so that more voters
> > wouldn't see your performance.
>
> As is clearly obvious to anyone who views the thread ("You're All Fired",
> date approximately 3/30/05), I was about the only person who did not "run
> away". Many of your fellow Kooks, however, clearly did "run away". Your
> hypocracy is showing... Quite embarrassing for you guy's, isn't it? You
> do, as anyone who views the thread in question can plainly see, have a
> serious credability problem...
>
> Thanks for exposing your hypocracy so clearly!

Are you still claiming every photograph of the Great Wall is faked,
Klanger?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

Kavik Kang wrote:
> "Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:080520051607009833%[email protected]...
> > Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > COWARD OF THE MONTH
> > >
> > > The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
> > >
> > > Steve Young . . . . . 28
> > > John Lucas . . . . . 11
> > > Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
> > > none of the above . . 5
> > >
> > > Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying that you're
> > > "Orville". It's funny when you do that.
> >
> > So sorry, Kavik Kang, you ran away again and hid so that more
voters
> > wouldn't see your performance.
>
> As is clearly obvious to anyone who views the thread ("You're All
Fired",
> date approximately 3/30/05), I was about the only person who did not
"run
> away". Many of your fellow Kooks, however, clearly did "run away".
Your
> hypocracy is showing... Quite embarrassing for you guy's, isn't it?
You
> do, as anyone who views the thread in question can plainly see, have
a
> serious credability problem...
>
> Thanks for exposing your hypocracy so clearly!

It's a well publicised fact that the psychiatric and criminal histories
of the lying SPP/AUK stalking filth reveal their "problems" are much
more deep seated then hypocrisy or credibility.

Their looney tunes about kooks and monthly hate lists must be viewed as
the consequence of their pathological hatred and inability or
unwillingness to get adequate psychiatric treatment for their severe
mental illnesses or sociopathy.

Needless to say, the lying SPP/AUK stalking filth's hate is their
problem, not the problem of poeple they include on their lits o' hate.

Regards,

Linda

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
> wrangler of AUK.

<Pete stands up>

No, I am the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler!



--
http://www.petezilla.co.uk

Pedey J Ross wrote:
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2005 Usenet Kook
> Awards.

Wonderful!

Which support groups will *k00kologists* be trolling for next month's
candidates?


> *ahem*
>
> BOBO AWARD
>
> The winner is... JEREMY JAYNES!
>
> Yes . . 29
> No . . 8
>
> Congratulations, spammer! You've been sentenced to only nine years in
> prison, but this award is yours for life.
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . 17
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 14
> Steve Young . . . . . 11
> none of the above . . 7
> Azure . . . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Lindasnuh! After finishing in second place so many times,
> you finally indulged in a meltdown gigantic enough to make you a winner.
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . 28
> The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff . . 22
> Daryl Hunt . . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Frito! If your God loves you so much, why doesn't he give
> you any clues?
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Steve Young . . . . . 28
> John Lucas . . . . . 11
> Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
> none of the above . . 5
>
> Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying that you're
> "Orville". It's funny when you do that.
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck "The Messenjah" Lysaght . . 28
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
> neither of the above . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, chucknozzle! Nothing shows trollability so well as your
> telephonic foaming in response to the lamest troll of the year.
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is... ANTONIO L SANTANA!
>
> Yes . . 41
> No . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Jabriol! I wonder if anybody will take the trouble to
> read your acceptance speech.
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... PSYCHO QUEER BASHER!
>
> PsYcHo Queer Basher, alias Oopah . . 30
> ArtistMike, alias Roy . . . . . . . 11
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . 9
>
> Congratulations, lamer! Feel free to respond with a stack of multiposted
> announcements that the FNVW is gay.
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . . . . . 17
> Scott Abraham . . . . . . . 15
> Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons . . 12
> Eddie @ codingirc.net . . . 5
> none of the above . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations again, Lindasnuh! To defeat such an impressive field of
> candidates shows that you're a drama queen of Shakespearean class.
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... JERRY HOWE!
>
> Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe . . 24
> neither of the above . . . . 13
> ring_theory . . . . . . . . . 10
>
> Congratulations, Puppy Wizard! I don't own a dog, so perhaps you'll be
> willing to supply one when I order your amazing dog-training machine?
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . 18
> Steve Young . . . . . 16
> Brad Guth . . . . . . 7
> Ray Murphy . . . . . 7
> none of the above . . 5
> Rocky Roads . . . . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Lindasnuh! All your transparent lying and support-group
> flaming have certainly produced quite a stink.
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Yes . . 43
> No . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Stevie! When will it dawn on you that your antics on and
> off Usenet make you a net.loser, not a net.winner?
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is... TWITTERING ONE!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Witterer! I assume that your attempt to vote for yourself
> means that you have no more idea what your babble means than anybody else
> does.
>
> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Yes . . 46
> No . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Chuckles! To lose one Internet account might be
> considered a misfortune, but to lose a dozen or more looks like extreme
> stupidity.
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Yes . . 39
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Orville! Please keep denying that you're "Steve Young".
> It's funny when you do that.
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is... JERRY HOWE!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 7
>
> CongrHOWEtulations, Puppy Wizard! Can we look forward to an acceptance
> speech containing a tHOWEsand lines of canned screed?
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... J R SHERMAN!
>
> Yes . . 25
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Jim! Long may there be stupid people available for you to
> practise your dark arts on!
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> The winners are... K A CANNON!
>
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 7
>
> ... and KALI!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 7
>
> ... and LIONEL!
>
> Yes . . 29
> No . . 8
>
> Congratulations to all three mighty wielders of the clue-hammer!
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
> Matthew "Onideus Mad Hatter" Moulton . . 21
>
> Congratulations, Vito! This will give you something new to whine about in
> NAN-AU.
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winners are... THE WACKO JACKO FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J . . 26
> alt.snuh . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
>
> Congratulations, pedo-fans! You're indisputably the champion mutual
> masturbators of Usenet.
>
> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers were
> received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate attempted to vote
> for herself, two voters were known kooks, three didn't have enough posting
> history to be recognisable as real people, three replied to altered ballot
> papers, and twelve were probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot
> papers were accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next
> time, au revoir!
>
> --
> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners & FAQ:
> <http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
>
> Remove NOSPAM to reply.


--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

k00kologist Kimberly Kay Barnard (Bachelor of Science, Psychology &
longtime support group troll) tells an alt.support.depression.medication
poster what the alt.usenet.kooks awards are all about:

From: Kali <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression.medication,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Linda Gore's Speech, was: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards,
December 2004
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

The awards granted by alt.usenet.kooks are the official Usenet kook
awards, Linda. They were not created for the purpose of devaluing acts
of kindness. They were created, and are maintained, for the purpose of
recognizing abusive posters. Your fellow nominees are liars, bigots,
frauds, forgers, defamers, screed spammers, people who falsely accuse
others of stalking when they themselves are the stalkers, etc. You get
the picture. If you don't, return to the above link and read.

Not just anyone can be nominated; there are standards that must be
upheld. No one may be nominated for purposes of revenge or a joke. Not
all nominations are accepted. There must be evidence of abuse. You have
generated a lot of it. You are an abuser.

> Stooge confirms it's all about "some retribution":

From: spooge <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame, sci.psychology.psychotherapy
Subject: Re: Jet: Chickenshit
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

It's just Usenet. It's just words. But when someone, kook, idiot, fool
or dumbshit, takes it to r/l measures as has happened to Kali, then
there is going to be some retribution. If that retribution amounts to a
Kook of the Month Award, so the fuck what?



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From: John Henry <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.flame
Subject: Re: NOM: Sn*htards (collectively) for GK (was Re: NOMINATION:
HL&S -> Re: WARNING: -> Re: THE OUTING OF USENET GANGS-AUK MORONS)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:10:03 -0000
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
X-No-Archive: yes

The Sn*h collective is a worthless garbage dump of tired lames, impotent
wretches, losers, and WOMBATs. In the years I've been on Usenet, I've
managed to find common ground and even comraderie with literally
*hundreds* of individuals and groups with whom I, in a former state of
cluelessness, once butted heads. The Sn*htards stand out bright and
clear among a very, very small group of folks with whom I can find no
common ground, in whom I can find no redeeming value, and for whom I
have absolutely no respect whatsoever.

I wouldn't feed Dean Humphries a handful of my own shit if he showed up
starving on my doorstep and begged for it. And I wouldn't put it past
him to do so.





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\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,

"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <[email protected]>
wrote:

> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!

With all the time you spend online, most normal folks would have figured
out how to look up someone's post history in Google dot com by now. If
you did that, you would see that I've been on usenet for YEARS. That
oversight on your part is indicative of the accuracy of your "AWARDS".

> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . 28
> The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff . . 22
> Daryl Hunt . . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Frito! If your God loves you so much, why doesn't he
> give you any clues?

He isn't only my God. He's yours too, Ross. Don't forget that, because
you're REALLY gonna need his help.

VK

X-No-Archive: YES
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> The time has come to announce the winners of the April
> 2005 Usenet Kook Awards.
>
> *ahem*
>
>
> BOBO AWARD
>
> The winner is... JEREMY JAYNES!
>
> Yes . . 29
> No . . 8
>
> Congratulations, spammer! You've been sentenced to only
> nine years in prison, but this award is yours for life.

Have fun in the showers, ya fuckin' bobo. If you ever wondered why it's
called "Teh Slammer" you certainly picked a unique way to learn.

> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . 17
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 14
> Steve Young . . . . . 11
> none of the above . . 7
> Azure . . . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Lindasnuh! After finishing in second
> place so many times, you finally indulged in a meltdown
> gigantic enough to make you a winner.

Damn, Lerna done beat out the Frito Bandito, and that takes _REAL_ talent!

> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . 28
> The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff . . 22
> Daryl Hunt . . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Frito! If your God loves you so much,
> why doesn't he give you any clues?

Frito Kuhnt, I knew you had the stuff! I eagerly await your acceptance
speech!

> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Steve Young . . . . . 28
> John Lucas . . . . . 11
> Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
> none of the above . . 5
>
> Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying
> that you're "Orville". It's funny when you do that.

Stevie, don't let that bowtie cut off circulation to that k0oKy brain of
yours. Your oafish poasts would be sorely missed!

> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck "The Messenjah" Lysaght . . 28
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
> neither of the above . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, chucknozzle! Nothing shows trollability
> so well as your telephonic foaming in response to the
> lamest troll of the year.

Foam on, Chuckles! Be sure to pick up a good pair of pliers, maybe you can
get the next h0oK out before making too big of an ass of yourself... then
again, maybe not.

> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is... ANTONIO L SANTANA!
>
> Yes . . 41
> No . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Jabriol! I wonder if anybody will take
> the trouble to read your acceptance speech.
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... PSYCHO QUEER BASHER!
>
> PsYcHo Queer Basher, alias Oopah . . 30
> ArtistMike, alias Roy . . . . . . . 11
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . 9
>
> Congratulations, lamer! Feel free to respond with a stack
> of multiposted announcements that the FNVW is gay.

Congratulations, Queer. Be sure to flip your wrist dramatically when you
give your acceptance speech!

> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . . . . . 17
> Scott Abraham . . . . . . . 15
> Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons . . 12
> Eddie @ codingirc.net . . . 5
> none of the above . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations again, Lindasnuh! To defeat such an
> impressive field of candidates shows that you're a drama
> queen of Shakespearean class.
>
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... JERRY HOWE!
>
> Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe . . 24
> neither of the above . . . . 13
> ring_theory . . . . . . . . . 10
>
> Congratulations, Puppy Wizard! I don't own a dog, so
> perhaps you'll be willing to supply one when I order your
> amazing dog-training machine?
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore . . . . . 18
> Steve Young . . . . . 16
> Brad Guth . . . . . . 7
> Ray Murphy . . . . . 7
> none of the above . . 5
> Rocky Roads . . . . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Lindasnuh! All your transparent lying
> and support-group flaming have certainly produced quite a
> stink.
>
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Yes . . 43
> No . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Stevie! When will it dawn on you that
> your antics on and off Usenet make you a net.loser, not a
> net.winner?

Be sure to ask for the AUK discount at the drug store when you go to pick up
some soothing ointment for your bruised ass, Mister Bowtie!

> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is... TWITTERING ONE!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Witterer! I assume that your attempt to
> vote for yourself means that you have no more idea what
> your babble means than anybody else does.

A fitting award for a twittering ninny.

> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Yes . . 46
> No . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Chuckles! To lose one Internet account
> might be considered a misfortune, but to lose a dozen or
> more looks like extreme stupidity.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>
> Yes . . 39
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Orville! Please keep denying that you're
> "Steve Young". It's funny when you do that.

How about a preview of the new socks you have planned for the summer,
Stevie!

> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is... JERRY HOWE!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 7
>
> CongrHOWEtulations, Puppy Wizard! Can we look forward to
> an acceptance speech containing a tHOWEsand lines of
> canned screed?
>
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... J R SHERMAN!
>
> Yes . . 25
> No . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Jim! Long may there be stupid people
> available for you to practise your dark arts on!
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> The winners are... K A CANNON!
>
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 7
>
> ... and KALI!
>
> Yes . . 32
> No . . 7
>
> ... and LIONEL!
>
> Yes . . 29
> No . . 8
>
> Congratulations to all three mighty wielders of the
> clue-hammer!

Kudos to the April Hammer Trinity!

> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
> Matthew "Onideus Mad Hatter" Moulton . . 21
>
> Congratulations, Vito! This will give you something new
> to whine about in NAN-AU.

Have you chosen the decorum for your new office, Frito?

> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winners are... THE WACKO JACKO FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J . . 26
> alt.snuh . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
>
> Congratulations, pedo-fans! You're indisputably the
> champion mutual masturbators of Usenet.
>
>
> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot
> papers were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One
> candidate attempted to vote for herself, two voters were
> known kooks, three didn't have enough posting history to
> be recognisable as real people, three replied to altered
> ballot papers, and twelve were probable forgeries. Three
> other doubtful ballot papers were accepted because they
> didn't affect the results. Until next time, au revoir!

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

In article <[email protected]>,
Colonel Graff (Ret.) <[email protected]> said:

> "Dr. Flonkenstein" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > On Sun, 08 May 2005 15:22:54 +0100, PJR wrote:
> >
> >> On Sunday 08 May 2005, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote
> >> in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>
> >>> Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
> >>> news:[email protected]:
> >>>
> >>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue
> >>>> crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
> >>>> news:[email protected]:
> >>>>
> >>>> [...]
> >>>>
> >>>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot
> >>>>> papers were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One
> >>>>> candidate attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known
> >>>>> kooks, three didn't have enough posting history to be
> >>>>> recognisable as real people, three replied to altered ballot
> >>>>> papers, and twelve were probable forgeries. Three other
> >>>>> doubtful ballot papers were accepted because they didn't
> >>>>> affect the results. Until next time, au revoir!
> >>>>
> >>>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
> >>>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the
> >>>> Eeal Thing(tm).
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
> >>> wrangler of AUK.
> >>
> >> This is just a little newsgroup where a tiny percentage of the
> >> world's population gathers to have fun. Why not set your sights
> >> higher? Be a Living Christ! Be a TruMan! Be a music theorist so
> >> far ahead of everybody else that you don't even play or write
> >> music! Think BIG!
> >>
> >> Btw, I love the way you're cycling through the five relevant
> >> newsgroups in sets of three.
> >>
> > The magic number is three!
>
> The magic number is ten!

No, it's three, really. I've been watching and, yep, it's three.

--
Cm~

In article <[email protected]>,
Colonel Graff (Ret.) <[email protected]> said:

> Barbara's Cat <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > In article <[email protected]>,
> > Colonel Graff (Ret.) <[email protected]> said:
> >
> >> "Dr. Flonkenstein" <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news:[email protected]:
> >>
> >> > On Sun, 08 May 2005 15:22:54 +0100, PJR wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Sunday 08 May 2005, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote
> >> >> in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> >>> news:[email protected]:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue
> >> >>>> crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
> >> >>>> news:[email protected]:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> [...]
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot
> >> >>>>> papers were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One
> >> >>>>> candidate attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known
> >> >>>>> kooks, three didn't have enough posting history to be
> >> >>>>> recognisable as real people, three replied to altered ballot
> >> >>>>> papers, and twelve were probable forgeries. Three other
> >> >>>>> doubtful ballot papers were accepted because they didn't
> >> >>>>> affect the results. Until next time, au revoir!
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
> >> >>>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the
> >> >>>> Eeal Thing(tm).
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
> >> >>> wrangler of AUK.
> >> >>
> >> >> This is just a little newsgroup where a tiny percentage of the
> >> >> world's population gathers to have fun. Why not set your sights
> >> >> higher? Be a Living Christ! Be a TruMan! Be a music theorist so
> >> >> far ahead of everybody else that you don't even play or write
> >> >> music! Think BIG!
> >> >>
> >> >> Btw, I love the way you're cycling through the five relevant
> >> >> newsgroups in sets of three.
> >> >>
> >> > The magic number is three!
> >>
> >> The magic number is ten!
> >
> > No, it's three, really. I've been watching and, yep, it's three.
>
> Wrong.

No, correct. The magic number is three. Really.

--
Cm~

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon out of
the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

[...]

> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers were
> received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate attempted to
> vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three didn't have
> enough posting history to be recognisable as real people, three
> replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were probable forgeries.
> Three other doubtful ballot papers were accepted because they didn't
> affect the results. Until next time, au revoir!

All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy always purr
in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal Thing(tm).

R.

--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

Some Wanker claiming to be the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler pulled a
bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

[...]

> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
> wrangler of AUK.

You really enjoy humiliating yourself, don't you?

--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:[email protected]:

> "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> With all the time you spend online, most normal folks would have
> figured out how to look up someone's post history in Google dot com by
> now. If you did that, you would see that I've been on usenet for
> YEARS. That oversight on your part is indicative of the accuracy of
> your "AWARDS".

<sigh>

Vito, the eligibility for CNotM does not depend on how long you have
been on Usenet, but whether or not you behave like a newbie. Your
antics not only qualified you for the ballot, but got you elected.

Congratulations!

>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . 28
>> The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff . . 22
>> Daryl Hunt . . . . . . . . . . 4
>> none of the above . . . . . . . 2
>>
>> Congratulations, Frito! If your God loves you so much, why doesn't he
>> give you any clues?
>
> He isn't only my God. He's yours too, Ross.

First of all, your God is different from any deity I 'believe
in'/'worship'/'with whom I party', any deity PJR might have and any
sense of divinity anyone who might have (even those that sit beside you
at church); any concept of 'God' is highly personal and only applicable
to the one who holds it.

Second, you really don't get that I'm not PJR and he is not me, do you?

> Don't forget that, because you're REALLY gonna need his help.

How can your 'God' help me? The only 'God' who can is the one that I
might have conceived for myself.

Oh, you disagree? You assert that the Bible describes one true God?
When you've convinced the owner of this site: http://www.prime.org
that you and he are in total agreement about God and how to worship, get
back to me and talk religion.

--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon
> out of the box and scribbled this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> [...]
>
>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers
>> were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate
>> attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three
>> didn't have enough posting history to be recognisable as real
>> people, three replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were
>> probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot papers were
>> accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next time,
>> au revoir!
>
> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal
> Thing(tm).


That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
wrangler of AUK.


--

Colonel Graff (Ret.)
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

AUK Kook FAQ Site:
http://kook-faq.site.voila.fr

PJR <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Btw, I love the way you're cycling through the five relevant
> newsgroups in sets of three.


Gottsta spread the word that you're a lame duck.

--

Colonel Graff (Ret.)
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

AUK Kook FAQ Site:
http://kook-faq.site.voila.fr

In article <[email protected]>, posted Sun, 8 May
2005 14:06:58 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
[email protected] says...

>Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon
>> out of the box and scribbled this in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers
>>> were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate
>>> attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three
>>> didn't have enough posting history to be recognisable as real
>>> people, three replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were
>>> probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot papers were
>>> accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next time,
>>> au revoir!
>>
>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal
>> Thing(tm).
>
>
>That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
>wrangler of AUK.

Aren't *you* even getting tired of this troll?

Kali
--
"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll

In article <[email protected]>, posted 08 May
2005 21:31:06 GMT, Sean Monaghan [email protected] says...

>Ross wrote:
>
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon out
>> of the box and scribbled this in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> > This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers
>> > were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate
>> > attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three
>> > didn't have enough posting history to be recognisable as real
>> > people, three replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were
>> > probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot papers were
>> > accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next time,
>> > au revoir!
>>
>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy always
>> purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal Thing(tm).
>>
>> R.
>
>IAWTP!!!!!1!!!

ALL HAIL TEH *REAL* FNVR BECAUSE HE HACE MUCH GR34TNESS!1!

Kali
--
"But I don't want to go among mad people,"
Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that,"
said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad.
You're mad." -Lewis Carroll

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
posted <[email protected]> in
alt.usenet.kooks on Sun, 08 May 2005 13:18:06 +0100:


<snip>

>HAMMER OF THOR
>
>The winners are... K A CANNON!
>
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 7

I'd like to offer a special thanks to Charles Shannon Lysaght.
Without his kooky antics I wouldn't have had the opportunity for this
unique honor.

Thanks Chuck...Kook up the good work!!!


--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

HAMMER OF THOR Winner - April 2005

Spirituality: The last refuge of a failed human.
Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

"Dr. Flonkenstein" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On Sun, 08 May 2005 15:22:54 +0100, PJR wrote:
>
>> On Sunday 08 May 2005, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote
>> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue
>>>> crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot
>>>>> papers were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One
>>>>> candidate attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known
>>>>> kooks, three didn't have enough posting history to be
>>>>> recognisable as real people, three replied to altered ballot
>>>>> papers, and twelve were probable forgeries. Three other
>>>>> doubtful ballot papers were accepted because they didn't
>>>>> affect the results. Until next time, au revoir!
>>>>
>>>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
>>>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the
>>>> Eeal Thing(tm).
>>>
>>>
>>> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
>>> wrangler of AUK.
>>
>> This is just a little newsgroup where a tiny percentage of the
>> world's population gathers to have fun. Why not set your sights
>> higher? Be a Living Christ! Be a TruMan! Be a music theorist so
>> far ahead of everybody else that you don't even play or write
>> music! Think BIG!
>>
>> Btw, I love the way you're cycling through the five relevant
>> newsgroups in sets of three.
>>
> The magic number is three!
The magic number is ten!





--

Colonel Graff (Ret.)
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

AUK Kook FAQ Site:
http://kook-faq.site.voila.fr

Barbara's Cat <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> In article <[email protected]>,
> Colonel Graff (Ret.) <[email protected]> said:
>
>> "Dr. Flonkenstein" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > On Sun, 08 May 2005 15:22:54 +0100, PJR wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sunday 08 May 2005, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote
>> >> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>> >>
>> >>> Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
>> >>> news:[email protected]:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue
>> >>>> crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>> >>>> news:[email protected]:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> [...]
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot
>> >>>>> papers were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One
>> >>>>> candidate attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known
>> >>>>> kooks, three didn't have enough posting history to be
>> >>>>> recognisable as real people, three replied to altered ballot
>> >>>>> papers, and twelve were probable forgeries. Three other
>> >>>>> doubtful ballot papers were accepted because they didn't
>> >>>>> affect the results. Until next time, au revoir!
>> >>>>
>> >>>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
>> >>>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the
>> >>>> Eeal Thing(tm).
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
>> >>> wrangler of AUK.
>> >>
>> >> This is just a little newsgroup where a tiny percentage of the
>> >> world's population gathers to have fun. Why not set your sights
>> >> higher? Be a Living Christ! Be a TruMan! Be a music theorist so
>> >> far ahead of everybody else that you don't even play or write
>> >> music! Think BIG!
>> >>
>> >> Btw, I love the way you're cycling through the five relevant
>> >> newsgroups in sets of three.
>> >>
>> > The magic number is three!
>>
>> The magic number is ten!
>
> No, it's three, really. I've been watching and, yep, it's three.

Wrong.

This server allows crossposting to 10 groups or fewer.

http://news.aioe.org/error.php?error=6



--

Colonel Graff (Ret.)
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

AUK Kook FAQ Site:
http://kook-faq.site.voila.fr

"Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:080520051607009833%[email protected]...
> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >
> > COWARD OF THE MONTH
> >
> > The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
> >
> > Steve Young . . . . . 28
> > John Lucas . . . . . 11
> > Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
> > none of the above . . 5
> >
> > Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying that you're
> > "Orville". It's funny when you do that.
>
> So sorry, Kavik Kang, you ran away again and hid so that more voters
> wouldn't see your performance.

As is clearly obvious to anyone who views the thread ("You're All Fired",
date approximately 3/30/05), I was about the only person who did not "run
away". Many of your fellow Kooks, however, clearly did "run away". Your
hypocracy is showing... Quite embarrassing for you guy's, isn't it? You
do, as anyone who views the thread in question can plainly see, have a
serious credability problem...

Thanks for exposing your hypocracy so clearly!

On Mon, 09 May 2005 19:16:42 -0600, Art Deco <[email protected]> wrote:

>Are you still claiming every photograph of the Great Wall is faked,
>Klanger?

Why not? NASA fakes the Mars rover pictures.

On Sun, 08 May 2005 16:07:00 -0600, Art Deco <[email protected]> wrote:

> May the fraudulent FNVW get clawed by Fluffy.

How is good old Fluffy these days? Is he able to keep his pants from
falling around his ankles?

On Sun, 08 May 2005 14:06:58 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

> Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon
>> out of the box and scribbled this in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers
>>> were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate
>>> attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three
>>> didn't have enough posting history to be recognisable as real
>>> people, three replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were
>>> probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot papers were
>>> accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next time,
>>> au revoir!
>>
>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal
>> Thing(tm).
>
>
> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am

A self appointed vote wanker.



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you know, I do not want to be archived?"

On Sun, 08 May 2005 21:25:34 +0100, PJR wrote:

> On Sunday 08 May 2005, Peter Chant wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>
>>> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote wrangler
>>> of AUK.
>>
>> <Pete stands up>
>>
>> No, I am the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler!
>
> No, I'm Spartacus!

no, i'm bryan and so's my wife!

On Sun, 08 May 2005 15:22:54 +0100, PJR wrote:

> On Sunday 08 May 2005, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon
>>> out of the box and scribbled this in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers
>>>> were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate
>>>> attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three
>>>> didn't have enough posting history to be recognisable as real
>>>> people, three replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were
>>>> probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot papers were
>>>> accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next time,
>>>> au revoir!
>>>
>>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
>>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal
>>> Thing(tm).
>>
>>
>> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
>> wrangler of AUK.
>
> This is just a little newsgroup where a tiny percentage of the world's
> population gathers to have fun. Why not set your sights higher? Be a
> Living Christ! Be a TruMan! Be a music theorist so far ahead of
> everybody else that you don't even play or write music! Think BIG!
>
> Btw, I love the way you're cycling through the five relevant
> newsgroups in sets of three.
>
The magic number is three!
> PJR :-)

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in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Charles D. Bohne shows his fear for his posts being archived:
"P.S.: Could you do me a favor? .. Not to quote the whole
Art Deco when he makes a full quote of my texts, which as
you know, I do not want to be archived?"

On Sunday 08 May 2005, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

> Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon
>> out of the box and scribbled this in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>> This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers
>>> were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate
>>> attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three
>>> didn't have enough posting history to be recognisable as real
>>> people, three replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were
>>> probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot papers were
>>> accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next time,
>>> au revoir!
>>
>> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy
>> always purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal
>> Thing(tm).
>
>
> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
> wrangler of AUK.

This is just a little newsgroup where a tiny percentage of the world's
population gathers to have fun. Why not set your sights higher? Be a
Living Christ! Be a TruMan! Be a music theorist so far ahead of
everybody else that you don't even play or write music! Think BIG!

Btw, I love the way you're cycling through the five relevant
newsgroups in sets of three.

PJR :-)
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On Sunday 08 May 2005, Peter Chant wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
>> That was the lame duck, not the FNVW. I am the one true vote
>> wrangler of AUK.
>
> <Pete stands up>
>
> No, I am the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler!

No, I'm Spartacus!

PJR :-)
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On Monday 09 May 2005, Kavik Kang wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> "Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:080520051607009833%[email protected]...
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> >
>> > The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>> >
>> > Steve Young . . . . . 28
>> > John Lucas . . . . . 11
>> > Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
>> > none of the above . . 5
>> >
>> > Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying that you're
>> > "Orville". It's funny when you do that.
>>
>> So sorry, Kavik Kang, you ran away again and hid so that more voters
>> wouldn't see your performance.
>
> As is clearly obvious to anyone who views the thread ("You're All Fired",
> date approximately 3/30/05), I was about the only person who did not "run
> away". Many of your fellow Kooks, however, clearly did "run away". Your
> hypocracy is showing... Quite embarrassing for you guy's, isn't it? You
> do, as anyone who views the thread in question can plainly see, have a
> serious credability problem...
>
> Thanks for exposing your hypocracy so clearly!

Hi, saucerhead! I wonder how much foamage you'd produce if you
actually won something?


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On Monday 09 May 2005, Linda wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> Kavik Kang wrote:
>> "Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:080520051607009833%[email protected]...
>> > Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >
>> > > COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> > >
>> > > The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!
>> > >
>> > > Steve Young . . . . . 28
>> > > John Lucas . . . . . 11
>> > > Kavik Kang . . . . . 8
>> > > none of the above . . 5
>> > >
>> > > Congratulations, sockmeister! Please continue denying that you're
>> > > "Orville". It's funny when you do that.
>> >
>> > So sorry, Kavik Kang, you ran away again and hid so that more
> voters
>> > wouldn't see your performance.
>>
>> As is clearly obvious to anyone who views the thread ("You're All
> Fired",
>> date approximately 3/30/05), I was about the only person who did not
> "run
>> away". Many of your fellow Kooks, however, clearly did "run away".
> Your
>> hypocracy is showing... Quite embarrassing for you guy's, isn't it?
> You
>> do, as anyone who views the thread in question can plainly see, have
> a
>> serious credability problem...
>>
>> Thanks for exposing your hypocracy so clearly!
>
> It's a well publicised lie that the psychiatric and criminal histories
> of the lying SPP/AUK stalking filth reveal their "problems" are much
> more deep seated then hypocrisy or credibility.

Typo fixed, Lindasnuh.

> Their looney tunes about kooks and monthly hate lists must be viewed as
> the consequence of their pathological hatred and inability or
> unwillingness to get adequate psychiatric treatment for their severe
> mental illnesses or sociopathy.
>
> Needless to say, the lying SPP/AUK stalking filth's hate is their
> problem, not the problem of poeple they include on their lits o' hate.
>
> Regards,
>
> Linda

I'm glad to see that you're not resting after winning Kook of the
Month, Lindasnuh. If you want to win Kook of the Year you'll have to
campaign hard.

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On Friday 13 May 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> With all the time you spend online,

How much time is that, Frito?

> most normal folks would have figured
> out how to look up someone's post history in Google dot com by now. If
> you did that, you would see that I've been on usenet for YEARS.

I noticed.

> That
> oversight on your part is indicative of the accuracy of your "AWARDS".

You'd think that somebody who's been on Usenet as long as you would be
able to read a simple FAQ, but of course you're a clueless newbie.

>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . 28
>> The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff . . 22
>> Daryl Hunt . . . . . . . . . . 4
>> none of the above . . . . . . . 2
>>
>> Congratulations, Frito! If your God loves you so much, why doesn't he
>> give you any clues?
>
> He isn't only my God. He's yours too, Ross.

Your god is Frank Zappa? What an amazing coincidence!

> Don't forget that, because
> you're REALLY gonna need his help.

I've been studying the sacred text of Frank's holy word in the Book of
the Heavenly Bank Account. It certainly helped me.

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Ross wrote:

> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon out
> of the box and scribbled this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> [...]
>
> > This concludes the results of the April ballot. 81 ballot papers
> > were received, of which 60 were deemed valid. One candidate
> > attempted to vote for herself, two voters were known kooks, three
> > didn't have enough posting history to be recognisable as real
> > people, three replied to altered ballot papers, and twelve were
> > probable forgeries. Three other doubtful ballot papers were
> > accepted because they didn't affect the results. Until next time,
> > au revoir!
>
> All Hael Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler, may Fluffy always
> purr in his presence!!! Accept no substitutes for the Eeal Thing(tm).
>
> R.

IAWTP!!!!!1!!!

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Vito Kuhn wrote:

> "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> >
> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> With all the time you spend online, most normal folks would have
> figured out how to look up someone's post history in Google dot com
> by now. If you did that, you would see that I've been on usenet for
> YEARS. That oversight on your part is indicative of the accuracy of
> your "AWARDS".
>
> > Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . 28
> > The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff . . 22
> > Daryl Hunt . . . . . . . . . . 4
> > none of the above . . . . . . . 2
> >
> > Congratulations, Frito! If your God loves you so much, why doesn't
> > he give you any clues?
>
> He isn't only my God. He's yours too, Ross. Don't forget that, because
> you're REALLY gonna need his help.

Congratulations, Frito. Thank you for weighing in, but I'm somewhat
disappointed that you poasted your acceptance speech to NANA-S instead
of AUK. Nonetheless, your personal Mini-FAQ has been updated to
reflect your victory - http://kookology.info/frito/

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