Mm

-MIKE-

13/05/2014 2:35 PM

Morons at Deft

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


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LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 2:10 PM


"-MIKE-" wrote:

>I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
>Spray Lacquer.
>
> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
> Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>
> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
> for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
> negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>
> Unbelievable.

---------------------------------------------
Check out a product called Method.

It's organic and available at Target.

Lew


LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 9:28 PM


>>
>>> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for
>>> Deft
>>> Spray Lacquer.
>>>
>>> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
>>> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
>>> Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>>>
>>> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
>>> for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
>>> negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>>>
>>> Unbelievable.
>>
---------------------------------------------
Lew Hodgett wrote:

>> Check out a product called Method.
>>
>> It's organic and available at Target.
-------------------------------------------
"-MIKE-" wrote:

> Thank you, Lew.
> Would you like a job at Deft?
-------------------------------------------
Only as a commissioned agent.

These days I work for me.

Lew

BTW, It will clean up that toothpaste 123








FM

F Murtz

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

15/05/2014 6:54 PM

-MIKE- wrote:
> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
> Spray Lacquer.
>
> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
> or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>
> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
> Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
> reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>
> Unbelievable.
>
>


Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
be transferred to technical services

En

"EXT"

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

15/05/2014 5:50 PM


"Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On 5/15/2014 3:54 AM, F Murtz wrote:
>
>> Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
>> be transferred to technical services
>
> Bingo! Have a good deal of luck doing exactly that, usually when dealing
> with installation advice for items like manufactured flooring, siding,
> subflooring, etc.
>
> Most often when doing so you will have to leave a name a number and they
> will call you back, but it is generally worth it to be able to talk to
> someone with a clue.
>
> It is rare that the first person you talk to when phoning a corporation or
> government entity these days is there because of an inherent intelligence.
>
When a truck pulled out of a construction site across the street where I
live and pulled down the power distribution lines I had the endure the wall
of ignorance when the first line of contact suggested that I check my fuses
or circuit breakers to see if they were the cause of the power being out. "I
don't need to check the fuses because the wires are lying on the street, you
dummy."

a

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 4:10 PM

On Tue, 13 May 2014 14:35:21 -0500, -MIKE- <[email protected]>
wrote:

>I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
>Spray Lacquer.
>
>I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
>coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
>or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>
>I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
>Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
>reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>
>Unbelievable.

Tech support for a wood finishing product only expects questions about
preparation and application, not the practical part of caring for it
later ;-)

wn

woodchucker

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 7:46 PM

On 5/13/2014 5:10 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "-MIKE-" wrote:
>
>> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
>> Spray Lacquer.
>>
>> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
>> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
>> Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>>
>> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
>> for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
>> negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>>
>> Unbelievable.
>
> ---------------------------------------------
> Check out a product called Method.
>
> It's organic and available at Target.
>
> Lew
>
>
>
I would just use simple green.. It's a pretty good cleaner.
I use it on my saw blades when not using empire blade cleaner.

My son uses it on his bike chain to clean off the old gunk.

--
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wn

woodchucker

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

15/05/2014 8:04 PM

On 5/15/2014 5:50 PM, EXT wrote:
>
> "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> On 5/15/2014 3:54 AM, F Murtz wrote:
>>
>>> Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
>>> be transferred to technical services
>>
>> Bingo! Have a good deal of luck doing exactly that, usually when
>> dealing with installation advice for items like manufactured flooring,
>> siding, subflooring, etc.
>>
>> Most often when doing so you will have to leave a name a number and
>> they will call you back, but it is generally worth it to be able to
>> talk to someone with a clue.
>>
>> It is rare that the first person you talk to when phoning a
>> corporation or government entity these days is there because of an
>> inherent intelligence.
>>
> When a truck pulled out of a construction site across the street where I
> live and pulled down the power distribution lines I had the endure the
> wall of ignorance when the first line of contact suggested that I check
> my fuses or circuit breakers to see if they were the cause of the power
> being out. "I don't need to check the fuses because the wires are lying
> on the street, you dummy."

Yea, that's like after Sandy I still had no power, and they told me I
did. I told them the line that connects 30 homes is still on the ground.
During the outage they were not connecting you with a person, after they
were 100% restored we finally were heard. We were the last to get
restored.. they had done all the single homes that were out...


--
Jeff

wn

woodchucker

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 3:49 PM

On 5/13/2014 3:35 PM, -MIKE- wrote:
> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
> Spray Lacquer.
>
> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
> or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>
> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
> Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
> reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>
> Unbelievable.
>
>

Really unbelievable.



--
Jeff

Sk

Swingman

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

15/05/2014 7:56 AM

On 5/15/2014 3:54 AM, F Murtz wrote:

> Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
> be transferred to technical services

Bingo! Have a good deal of luck doing exactly that, usually when dealing
with installation advice for items like manufactured flooring, siding,
subflooring, etc.

Most often when doing so you will have to leave a name a number and they
will call you back, but it is generally worth it to be able to talk to
someone with a clue.

It is rare that the first person you talk to when phoning a corporation
or government entity these days is there because of an inherent
intelligence.

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JG

"John Grossbohlin"

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 6:30 PM

"-MIKE-" wrote in message news:[email protected]...

>I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft Spray
>Lacquer.

>I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top coated
>with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex or an
>alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

>I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for Deft
>finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative reaction with
>your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

>Unbelievable.

Not surprising that a supervisor wouldn't know... they are there to ride
herd over the customer service reps not deal with customers. The reps
generally follow scripts... so they may not "know" themselves.


Ll

Leon

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 4:22 PM

On 5/13/2014 2:35 PM, -MIKE- wrote:
> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
> Spray Lacquer.
>
> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
> or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>
> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
> Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
> reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>
> Unbelievable.
>
>


Perhaps he read too much into your question... ;~) He was probably
wondering what a top coat of lacquer had anything to do with cleaning
the wood.

Cn

"ChairMan"

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

14/05/2014 12:19 AM

-MIKE- <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 5/13/14, 6:58 PM, dadiOH wrote:
>> "-MIKE-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]
>>> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech
>>> support for
>>> Deft Spray Lacquer.
>>>
>>> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood
>>> that was top
>>> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I
>>> asked about
>>> Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea. I
>>> said, "Are you
>>> telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
>>> Deft finishes
>>> and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
>>> reaction with
>>> your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..." Unbelievable.
>>
>> FYI, I would avoid alcohol, acetone, lacquer thinner,
>> bases and
>> acids. Water too.
>>
>> Best cleaning is dusting. A damp - damp, not wet - cloth
>> can be
>> used, dry immediately. If there is grunge to get off use
>> paint
>> thinner or naptha.
>>
>
> No kidding? In this case, it's just some water spots and
> toothpaste
> from splash-up. The medicine cabinet I posted pics of a
> while back.

I get this from a refinishing/cabnetmaker buddy of mine.
works great

http://www.berings.com/Products/98923-new-life-furniture-masque-furniture-cleaner.aspx

Ll

Leon

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 5:37 PM

On 5/13/2014 5:30 PM, John Grossbohlin wrote:
> "-MIKE-" wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
>> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
>> Spray Lacquer.
>
>> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
>> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
>> Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>
>> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
>> Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
>> reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>
>> Unbelievable.
>
> Not surprising that a supervisor wouldn't know... they are there to ride
> herd over the customer service reps not deal with customers. The reps
> generally follow scripts... so they may not "know" themselves.
>
>
>
They may be in India too. ;~)

dd

"dadiOH"

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 7:58 PM

"-MIKE-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]
> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech
> support for Deft Spray Lacquer.
>
> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood
> that was top coated with their lacquer. They guy had no
> idea. I asked about Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for
> tech support for Deft finishes and you have no idea if
> ammonia will have a negative reaction with your product
> or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
> Unbelievable.

FYI, I would avoid alcohol, acetone, lacquer thinner, bases and acids.
Water too.

Best cleaning is dusting. A damp - damp, not wet - cloth can be used, dry
immediately. If there is grunge to get off use paint thinner or naptha.


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____________________________

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Taxes out of hand? Maybe just ready for a change?
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-MIKE-

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 11:13 PM

On 5/13/14, 4:10 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "-MIKE-" wrote:
>
>> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
>> Spray Lacquer.
>>
>> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
>> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
>> Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>>
>> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
>> for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
>> negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>>
>> Unbelievable.
>
> ---------------------------------------------
> Check out a product called Method.
>
> It's organic and available at Target.
>
> Lew
>

Thank you, Lew.
Would you like a job at Deft?


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-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
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Mm

-MIKE-

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 11:15 PM

On 5/13/14, 4:22 PM, Leon wrote:
> On 5/13/2014 2:35 PM, -MIKE- wrote:
>> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
>> Spray Lacquer.
>>
>> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
>> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
>> or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
>>
>> I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
>> Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
>> reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
>>
>> Unbelievable.
>>
>>
>
>
> Perhaps he read too much into your question... ;~) He was probably
> wondering what a top coat of lacquer had anything to do with cleaning
> the wood.


Yeah, I worded the question better to him than I did in this post. :-)


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Mm

-MIKE-

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

13/05/2014 11:18 PM

On 5/13/14, 6:58 PM, dadiOH wrote:
> "-MIKE-" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]
>> I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for
>> Deft Spray Lacquer.
>>
>> I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
>> coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
>> Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea. I said, "Are you
>> telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for Deft finishes
>> and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative reaction with
>> your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..." Unbelievable.
>
> FYI, I would avoid alcohol, acetone, lacquer thinner, bases and
> acids. Water too.
>
> Best cleaning is dusting. A damp - damp, not wet - cloth can be
> used, dry immediately. If there is grunge to get off use paint
> thinner or naptha.
>

No kidding? In this case, it's just some water spots and toothpaste
from splash-up. The medicine cabinet I posted pics of a while back.


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
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[email protected]
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jj

"jloomis"

in reply to -MIKE- on 13/05/2014 2:35 PM

15/05/2014 5:49 AM

He must be "Deft".....
humm
john

"-MIKE-" wrote in message news:[email protected]...

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com
[email protected]
---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


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