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"George"

24/12/2006 12:17 AM

Where's Rod Serling?

Bought one of those jazzy glue roller bottles the other day. Now I
understand why Norm's projects drip and squeeze.

As I cleaned the shop I noticed the following on the cardboard insert:

"WARNING:
Using hand tools can be dangerous. Always be careful and keep away from
children. Use protective eyewear at all times and select the right tool for
the job."

It's a flippin glue bottle!!!!


This topic has 15 replies

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"bent"

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

24/12/2006 10:49 PM

I just bought a Creative Zen Nano Plus mp3 player and in the manual it says

WARNING: The cord(s) included with this product may contain chemicals known
to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other
reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling.



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"FoggyTown"

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 2:24 PM


charlie b wrote:
> John wrote:
>
> > Well, there you go, just paying no attention to important safety concerns. I
> > would never use a glue bottle without eye protection. Why, what if you wanted
> > to know how much glue was in that bottle? Of course, you'd hold it up to your
> > eye and tilt it up to the light so you could see inside, wouldn't you? And the
> > next thing you know, all that glue would just come pouring out right into your
> > eye, and then where would you be?
> >
> > It's careless people like you who give woodworking a bad reputation for safety.
> > You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Next, I suppose you'll tell us that you
> > don't where hearing protection when you use a screwdriver.
> >
>
> You're from Minnesota right? Probably one of them Lutherans (s?).
>
> Do you live any whee near Lake Wobegon?
>
> Do you know Garrison Keilor?
>
> charlie b

I'm all for clear, uncomplicated, forceful warnings when the danger is
real. I will always remember the large sign on the gate of a "safari
park" (you drive around in your car and see the lions, tigers, etc
roaming around unhindered) I took my daughter to. WARNING! GIVEN HALF
A CHANCE THESE ANIMALS WILL KILL YOU! No rolled down windows that day,
I guarantee you.

FoggyTown

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Bill in Detroit

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 12:21 AM

George wrote:
Always be careful and keep away from children.

Sage advice.

;-)
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John Lennon


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Bill in Detroit

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 12:24 AM

Next, I suppose you'll tell us that you
> don't where hearing protection when you use a screwdriver.
>

Of course I do. What would happen if the hammer slipped?


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Kevin Craig

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 2:15 AM

In article <[email protected]>, John
<[email protected]> wrote:

> Well, there you go, just paying no attention to important safety concerns. I
> would never use a glue bottle without eye protection. Why, what if you wanted
> to know how much glue was in that bottle? Of course, you'd hold it up to your
> eye and tilt it up to the light so you could see inside, wouldn't you? And
> the
> next thing you know, all that glue would just come pouring out right into your
> eye, and then where would you be?
>
> It's careless people like you who give woodworking a bad reputation for safety.

Sounds like an opportunity for GlueStop, Inc., to petitition the
Consumer Products Safety Commission, to mandate use of their
proprietary device on all glue bottles!

Kevin

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charlie b

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 12:54 AM

John wrote:

> Well, there you go, just paying no attention to important safety concerns. I
> would never use a glue bottle without eye protection. Why, what if you wanted
> to know how much glue was in that bottle? Of course, you'd hold it up to your
> eye and tilt it up to the light so you could see inside, wouldn't you? And the
> next thing you know, all that glue would just come pouring out right into your
> eye, and then where would you be?
>
> It's careless people like you who give woodworking a bad reputation for safety.
> You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Next, I suppose you'll tell us that you
> don't where hearing protection when you use a screwdriver.
>

You're from Minnesota right? Probably one of them Lutherans (s?).

Do you live any whee near Lake Wobegon?

Do you know Garrison Keilor?

charlie b

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Puckdropper

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

24/12/2006 2:35 AM

"George" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

*snip*

> "WARNING:
> Using hand tools can be dangerous. Always be careful and keep away
> from children. Use protective eyewear at all times and select the
> right tool for the job."
>
> It's a flippin glue bottle!!!!
>
>

The reason for eye protection is not because the bottle will harm you,
but to remind yourself not to rub your eye with your gluey hands...

Puckdropper
--
Wise is the man who attempts to answer his question before asking it.

To email me directly, send a message to puckdropper (at) fastmail.fm

Jn

John

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

24/12/2006 5:31 PM

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:17:31 GMT, "George" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Bought one of those jazzy glue roller bottles the other day. Now I
>understand why Norm's projects drip and squeeze.
>
>As I cleaned the shop I noticed the following on the cardboard insert:
>
>"WARNING:
>Using hand tools can be dangerous. Always be careful and keep away from
>children. Use protective eyewear at all times and select the right tool for
>the job."
>
>It's a flippin glue bottle!!!!

Well, there you go, just paying no attention to important safety concerns. I
would never use a glue bottle without eye protection. Why, what if you wanted
to know how much glue was in that bottle? Of course, you'd hold it up to your
eye and tilt it up to the light so you could see inside, wouldn't you? And the
next thing you know, all that glue would just come pouring out right into your
eye, and then where would you be?

It's careless people like you who give woodworking a bad reputation for safety.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Next, I suppose you'll tell us that you
don't where hearing protection when you use a screwdriver.

To reply by e-mail, use jcarlson631 at yahoo dot com

John

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

24/12/2006 1:27 PM

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:03:51 -0500, "Frank Arthur" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"George" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Bought one of those jazzy glue roller bottles the other day. Now I
>> understand why Norm's projects drip and squeeze.
>>
>> As I cleaned the shop I noticed the following on the cardboard insert:
>>
>> "WARNING:
>> Using hand tools can be dangerous. Always be careful and keep away from
>> children. Use protective eyewear at all times and select the right tool
>> for the job."
>>
>> It's a flippin glue bottle!!!!
>
>Reading tiny fine print on warning labels might damage your eyesight!
>In fact your mind might be attacked by reading these lines. You can't be too
>careful!
>Look down- watch your feet.
>Look up-watch that beam.
>Wear ear plugs-even when there's no noise.
>Listen for- warning signs.
>

... and remember, every product, everywhere has components that have been
determined by the state of California to cause cancer


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GM

George Max

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 8:34 PM

On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:29:30 +0000 (UTC), Andrew Barss
<[email protected]> wrote:

>bent <[email protected]> wrote:
>: I just bought a Creative Zen Nano Plus mp3 player and in the manual it says
>
>: WARNING: The cord(s) included with this product may contain chemicals known
>: to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other
>: reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling.
>
>One of those is lead. It's apparently put into PVC to make it flexible for
>things like appliance cords (and artificial Christmas trees). No regulation
>in China on how much is allowed (there is in the US, but I'd be surprised
>if many appliance cords are made here).
>
>
> -- Andy Barss

As time passes, there's going to be so much unhappiness with some
aspects of product performance for the lack of lead in a product.

Anyone see the story on History (or was it Discover) channel about
what happens when lead isn't in solder? Tin whiskering. That's going
to cause some of our high tech gadgets to no work.

And lead in PVC. Cord flex life is already a problem. Take lead out
and it's gonna get bigger.

GM

George Max

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

24/12/2006 5:34 PM

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:03:51 -0500, "Frank Arthur" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"George" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Bought one of those jazzy glue roller bottles the other day. Now I
>> understand why Norm's projects drip and squeeze.
>>
>> As I cleaned the shop I noticed the following on the cardboard insert:
>>
>> "WARNING:
>> Using hand tools can be dangerous. Always be careful and keep away from
>> children. Use protective eyewear at all times and select the right tool
>> for the job."
>>
>> It's a flippin glue bottle!!!!
>
>Reading tiny fine print on warning labels might damage your eyesight!

Too true. Some warning labels I've put under a microscope to read,
the damn printing is so small.

GM

George Max

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 8:34 PM

On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 00:21:24 -0500, Bill in Detroit <[email protected]>
wrote:

>George wrote:
> Always be careful and keep away from children.
>

And adults that behave like children.

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 4:30 AM

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:49:59 -0500, bent wrote:

> I just bought a Creative Zen Nano Plus mp3 player and in the manual it says
>
> WARNING: The cord(s) included with this product may contain chemicals known
> to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other
> reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling.

Yeah, that's the famous California Chicken Little Warning--almost
_everything_ sold in CA is required by law to have that warning or a
similar one on it. It's so ubiquitous that it destroys the utility of such
warnings.


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AB

Andrew Barss

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

25/12/2006 5:29 AM

bent <[email protected]> wrote:
: I just bought a Creative Zen Nano Plus mp3 player and in the manual it says

: WARNING: The cord(s) included with this product may contain chemicals known
: to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other
: reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling.

One of those is lead. It's apparently put into PVC to make it flexible for
things like appliance cords (and artificial Christmas trees). No regulation
in China on how much is allowed (there is in the US, but I'd be surprised
if many appliance cords are made here).


-- Andy Barss

FA

"Frank Arthur"

in reply to "George" on 24/12/2006 12:17 AM

24/12/2006 10:03 AM


"George" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Bought one of those jazzy glue roller bottles the other day. Now I
> understand why Norm's projects drip and squeeze.
>
> As I cleaned the shop I noticed the following on the cardboard insert:
>
> "WARNING:
> Using hand tools can be dangerous. Always be careful and keep away from
> children. Use protective eyewear at all times and select the right tool
> for the job."
>
> It's a flippin glue bottle!!!!

Reading tiny fine print on warning labels might damage your eyesight!
In fact your mind might be attacked by reading these lines. You can't be too
careful!
Look down- watch your feet.
Look up-watch that beam.
Wear ear plugs-even when there's no noise.
Listen for- warning signs.


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