News Item:
The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body
in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a
strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008
t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care!!
--
Never Forget
http://www.gunstuff.com/america-attacked.html
Sounds like one of the republican politicos down there. probably try to
leave the county .
"ChairMan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> News Item:
>
>
>
> The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body
> in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be
> released until his family has been notified.
>
> The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
> wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a
> strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008
> t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
>
> The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
> embarrassment.
>
>
> In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care!!
>
>
>
> --
>
> Never Forget
> http://www.gunstuff.com/america-attacked.html
>
>
>
In article <[email protected]>,
ChairMan <[email protected]> wrote:
> News Item:
Reminds me of a tale a friend of mine, Steve, who is IT support in a large
hospital near here, once told me.
He was down in casulty doing some work when one of the doctors indicatated
him to come over. He showed Steve an X-ray and asked Steve what he thought
an object was. Steve looked at it for a moment and decided it was the end
cap and pins off a florescent tube. The doctor nodded. Apparantly some
woman had decided the tube was the perfect shape and when she got really
excited the tube broke inside her.
Ooooo, ouch!
"ChairMan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> News Item:
>
>
>
> The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body
> in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be
> released until his family has been notified.
>
> The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
> wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a
> strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008
> t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
>
> The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
> embarrassment.
>
>
> In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care!!
Geez, sounds like Larry Craig finally sold the farm. I wonder if any
prominent Republicans will come to his funeral?
In article <[email protected]>, Stuart <[email protected]> wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>,
> ChairMan <[email protected]> wrote:
>> News Item:
>
>Reminds me of a tale a friend of mine, Steve, who is IT support in a large
>hospital near here, once told me.
>
>He was down in casulty doing some work when one of the doctors indicatated
>him to come over. He showed Steve an X-ray and asked Steve what he thought
>an object was. Steve looked at it for a moment and decided it was the end
>cap and pins off a florescent tube. The doctor nodded. Apparantly some
>woman had decided the tube was the perfect shape and when she got really
>excited the tube broke inside her.
I suspect alcohol may have been involved...
On Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:27:28 +0000 (GMT), Stuart
<[email protected]> wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>,
> ChairMan <[email protected]> wrote:
>> News Item:
>
>Reminds me of a tale a friend of mine.....
My sister works a major hospital. She told a story of a woman driving
up to the emrgency room entrance, dragging a man out of the car, and
leaving him on the curb. They got him inside, and found a
straightened coat hanger sticking out of his anus, and stuck there.
X-Rays revealed a coke bottle stuffed up there, open end first, with a
hook on the end of the coat hanger engaged over the lip of the bottle.
Apparently, SOMEHOW the bottle got in there, got stuck, and they tried
to use a coat hanger to retrieve it.
Afterall, it was $0.05 for the refund.
-Zz
In article <[email protected]>,
Doug Miller <[email protected]> wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>, Stuart <[email protected]> wrote:
>>In article <[email protected]>,
>> ChairMan <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> News Item:
>>
>>Reminds me of a tale a friend of mine, Steve, who is IT support in a large
>>hospital near here, once told me.
>>
>>He was down in casulty doing some work when one of the doctors indicatated
>>him to come over. He showed Steve an X-ray and asked Steve what he thought
>>an object was. Steve looked at it for a moment and decided it was the end
>>cap and pins off a florescent tube. The doctor nodded. Apparantly some
>>woman had decided the tube was the perfect shape and when she got really
>>excited the tube broke inside her.
>
>I suspect alcohol may have been involved...
I think it's safe to say she was 'lit up'. :)