JP

Jay Pique

08/09/2004 7:42 PM

Vote YES on legalized Asskicking.

There are some folks who are so desperately in need of a good beating
it's almost a shame not to. Of course these are the same fuckers that
run whining to their lawyers as soon as you do so. As an ex-lawyer, I
have tolawyers say that the legal system has failed, in many, many
ways. Honor and integrity are foreign concepts these days.

JP
***************
Wannabe vigilante.


This topic has 28 replies

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philski

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 8:15 PM

Gary W wrote:

> "Frank Ketchum" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:fCN%[email protected]...
>
>>"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
>>>severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
>>>When will you be available for administration of same?
>>>
>>
>>I didn't really expect to see a lot of woodworking content in a thread
>>with
>>the subject "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking"
>>
>>
>>
>
> What's the best finish for a nice axe handle in ash?
>
>
So did he say Asskicking or ASHkicking?....

Philski

JP

Jay Pique

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 7:52 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 18:38:23 GMT, patriarch
<<patriarch>[email protected]> wrote:

>"patrick conroy" <[email protected]> wrote in news:gjh612-
>[email protected]:
>
>> Yeah, I'm standing here in this group of people, looking around also
>> wondering Why TF I followed them inside...
>> At least I learned Jay's a lawyer... Harumph! :)
>>
>I'm still trying to figure out what set him off in the first place. He's
>been pretty rational, up until that outburst.

A combination of many different things. Apologies to those I offended
with my grossly offtopic posting.

JP
*************
Call me Gandhi.

n

/..

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

10/09/2004 4:55 PM

By Wed, 08 Sep 2004 19:42:20 -0400, Jay Pique <[email protected]>
decided to post "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking." to
rec.woodworking:

>There are some folks who are so desperately in need of a good beating
>it's almost a shame not to. Of course these are the same fuckers that
>run whining to their lawyers as soon as you do so. As an ex-lawyer, I
>have tolawyers say that the legal system has failed, in many, many
>ways. Honor and integrity are foreign concepts these days.
>
>JP
>***************
>Wannabe vigilante.

Ex-lawyers: can't live with 'em, can hunt 'em!
(or give them a good ass-kicking)

HTH,

/ts


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That's why we drink it here,
And when we're all gone from here,
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LL

LRod

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 1:34 AM

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 19:42:20 -0400, Jay Pique <[email protected]>
wrote:

>There are some folks who are so desperately in need of a good beating
>it's almost a shame not to. Of course these are the same fuckers that
>run whining to their lawyers as soon as you do so. As an ex-lawyer, I
>have tolawyers say that the legal system has failed, in many, many
>ways. Honor and integrity are foreign concepts these days.

I don't think there is any such thing as an "ex-lawyer." I think
lawyers are like cocksuckers; you suck one, you're branded for life.

Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
When will you be available for administration of same?


- -
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

JP

Jay Pique

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 7:53 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 01:34:31 +0100, LRod
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 19:42:20 -0400, Jay Pique <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>There are some folks who are so desperately in need of a good beating
>>it's almost a shame not to. Of course these are the same fuckers that
>>run whining to their lawyers as soon as you do so. As an ex-lawyer, I
>>have tolawyers say that the legal system has failed, in many, many
>>ways. Honor and integrity are foreign concepts these days.
>
>I don't think there is any such thing as an "ex-lawyer." I think
>lawyers are like cocksuckers; you suck one, you're branded for life.
>
>Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
>severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
>When will you be available for administration of same?

To whom?

JP

GW

"Gary W"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

08/09/2004 8:43 PM


"Frank Ketchum" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:fCN%[email protected]...
>
> "LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
>> severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
>> When will you be available for administration of same?
>>
>
> I didn't really expect to see a lot of woodworking content in a thread
> with
> the subject "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking"
>
>
>
What's the best finish for a nice axe handle in ash?

Jk

Joe_Stein

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 2:32 PM

J. Clarke wrote:
> Gary W wrote:
>
>
>>"Frank Ketchum" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:fCN%[email protected]...
>>
>>>"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>>>Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
>>>>severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
>>>>When will you be available for administration of same?
>>>>
>>>
>>>I didn't really expect to see a lot of woodworking content in a thread
>>>with
>>>the subject "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>What's the best finish for a nice axe handle in ash?
>
>
> When used for ass-kicking? Broken glass in epoxy maybe?
>
And a few rusty nails thrown in for good measure.

pp

patriarch <[email protected]>

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 6:38 PM

"patrick conroy" <[email protected]> wrote in news:gjh612-
[email protected]:

> Yeah, I'm standing here in this group of people, looking around also
> wondering Why TF I followed them inside...
> At least I learned Jay's a lawyer... Harumph! :)
>
I'm still trying to figure out what set him off in the first place. He's
been pretty rational, up until that outburst.

Patriarch

Po

"Pounds on Wood"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 12:51 PM


After some of my WW screwups, self inflicted ass-kicking was very on topic.

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http://www.billpounds.com


"RonB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:wfN%c.36714$mu.17093@okepread07...
> Uhhhh...............What does this have to do with woodworking
> "rec.WOODWORKING"
>
>
>

LL

LRod

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 6:50 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:11:24 GMT, "patrick conroy"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:nV_%[email protected]...
>>
>
><SNIP!>
>
>> talk. WTF is this thread and WTF am I doing in it?
>
>
>Yeah, I'm standing here in this group of people, looking around also
>wondering Why TF I followed them inside...
>At least I learned Jay's a lawyer... Harumph! :)

Former lawyer, he alleges. As if that's possible.

- -
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

tT

in reply to LRod on 09/09/2004 6:50 PM

09/09/2004 6:29 PM

LRod wrote:>Former lawyer, he alleges. As if that's possible.

You know why they bury lawyers 10 feet deep instead of 6, don'tcha? Tom
Work at your leisure!

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 8:21 AM

Gary W wrote:

>
> "Frank Ketchum" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:fCN%[email protected]...
>>
>> "LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>> Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
>>> severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
>>> When will you be available for administration of same?
>>>
>>
>> I didn't really expect to see a lot of woodworking content in a thread
>> with
>> the subject "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking"
>>
>>
>>
> What's the best finish for a nice axe handle in ash?

When used for ass-kicking? Broken glass in epoxy maybe?

--
--John
Reply to jclarke at ae tee tee global dot net
(was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)

TW

Tom Watson

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 8:16 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 19:49:40 -0400, Jay Pique <[email protected]>
wrote:


>Lawyer turned wannabe cabinetmaker. Does that make it ok?!
>
>JP

Hell, Counselor Peak, everyone hates lawyers - until their child gets
accepted to law school.



Regards,
Tom.

Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

sD

[email protected] (Doug Miller)

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

11/09/2004 1:23 AM

In article <[email protected]>, "patrick conroy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Jay Pique" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>
>> A combination of many different things. Apologies to those I offended
>> with my grossly offtopic posting.
>
>Ah ha! An apology from a lawyer???
>It's clear - you were disbarred! :)
>

If not, he soon will be... :-)

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in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 11:53 AM

Joe_Stein <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<DPZ%[email protected]>...
> J. Clarke wrote:
> > Gary W wrote:
> >
> >
> >>"Frank Ketchum" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >>news:fCN%[email protected]...
> >>
> >>>"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >>>news:[email protected]...
> >>>
> >>>>Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
> >>>>severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
> >>>>When will you be available for administration of same?
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>I didn't really expect to see a lot of woodworking content in a thread
> >>>with
> >>>the subject "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>What's the best finish for a nice axe handle in ash?
> >
> >
> > When used for ass-kicking? Broken glass in epoxy maybe?
> >
> And a few rusty nails thrown in for good measure.

A nice wrap of barbed wire makes for a good finishing touch.

FK

"Frank Ketchum"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 12:38 AM


"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
> severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
> When will you be available for administration of same?
>

I didn't really expect to see a lot of woodworking content in a thread with
the subject "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking"


MB

Michael Baglio

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 2:45 AM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 01:34:31 +0100, LRod
<[email protected]> wrote:

>I don't think there is any such thing as an "ex-lawyer." I think
>lawyers are like cocksuckers; you suck one, you're branded for life

Even if you just sucked one? Just to be _sure_ you were hetero?

pc

"patrick conroy"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 5:11 PM


"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:nV_%[email protected]...
>

<SNIP!>

> talk. WTF is this thread and WTF am I doing in it?


Yeah, I'm standing here in this group of people, looking around also
wondering Why TF I followed them inside...
At least I learned Jay's a lawyer... Harumph! :)

LL

LRod

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 5:26 AM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 02:45:29 GMT, Michael Baglio <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 01:34:31 +0100, LRod
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>I don't think there is any such thing as an "ex-lawyer." I think
>>lawyers are like cocksuckers; you suck one, you're branded for life
>
>Even if you just sucked one? Just to be _sure_ you were hetero?

I think the answer to that can be discerned in the following fictional
interview:

Q: Have you ever been pregnant?
A: Just a little bit once, so basically, no.

Your impression of that exchange will lead you inexorably to the
answer to your question.

I'm chuckling over this whole exchange, just in case you think I'm
serious.

- -
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

pc

"patrick conroy"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 11:11 PM


"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> Former lawyer, he alleges. As if that's possible.

A'yup. Once a wife-beater...
And I'll betch'a he dont use cats as push-stix neither.

pc

"patrick conroy"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

10/09/2004 11:11 PM


"Jay Pique" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> A combination of many different things. Apologies to those I offended
> with my grossly offtopic posting.

Ah ha! An apology from a lawyer???
It's clear - you were disbarred! :)

jj

jo4hn

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 3:46 PM

Joe_Stein wrote:

> J. Clarke wrote:
>
>> Gary W wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Frank Ketchum" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:fCN%[email protected]...
>>>
>>>> "LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>
>>>>> Oh, to suggest a category for a legalized ass kicking? Initiating a
>>>>> severely off topic post without labeling it OT in the subject line.
>>>>> When will you be available for administration of same?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I didn't really expect to see a lot of woodworking content in a thread
>>>> with
>>>> the subject "Vote YES on legalized Asskicking"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> What's the best finish for a nice axe handle in ash?
>>
>>
>>
>> When used for ass-kicking? Broken glass in epoxy maybe?
>>
> And a few rusty nails thrown in for good measure.

Hell. Nuke 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Jeez, I like that kind of
talk. WTF is this thread and WTF am I doing in it?
Criminy,
jo4hn

JP

Jay Pique

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 7:50 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 18:50:51 +0100, LRod
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:11:24 GMT, "patrick conroy"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:nV_%[email protected]...
>>>
>>
>><SNIP!>
>>
>>> talk. WTF is this thread and WTF am I doing in it?
>>
>>
>>Yeah, I'm standing here in this group of people, looking around also
>>wondering Why TF I followed them inside...
>>At least I learned Jay's a lawyer... Harumph! :)
>
>Former lawyer, he alleges. As if that's possible.

Let's just say was a lawyer per the letter of the law, if not the
spirit.....or something like that.

JP

JP

Jay Pique

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 7:49 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:11:24 GMT, "patrick conroy"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:nV_%[email protected]...
>>
>
><SNIP!>
>
>> talk. WTF is this thread and WTF am I doing in it?
>
>
>Yeah, I'm standing here in this group of people, looking around also
>wondering Why TF I followed them inside...
>At least I learned Jay's a lawyer... Harumph! :)

Lawyer turned wannabe cabinetmaker. Does that make it ok?!

JP

TV

Tom Veatch

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 8:22 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 18:38:23 GMT, patriarch
<<patriarch>[email protected]> wrote:

>"patrick conroy" <[email protected]> wrote in news:gjh612-
>[email protected]:
>
>> Yeah, I'm standing here in this group of people, looking around also
>> wondering Why TF I followed them inside...
>> At least I learned Jay's a lawyer... Harumph! :)
>>
>I'm still trying to figure out what set him off in the first place. He's
>been pretty rational, up until that outburst.
>
>Patriarch

I don't know, but something certainly piqued Mr. Pique's pique.

(sorry, but I couldn't resist)




Tom Veatch
Wichita, KS USA

JP

Jay Pique

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 7:48 PM

On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 19:14:17 -0500, "RonB" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Uhhhh...............What does this have to do with woodworking
>"rec.WOODWORKING"

Go netnanny someone else Ronnie.

JP

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

09/09/2004 8:21 PM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 20:16:16 -0400, Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 19:49:40 -0400, Jay Pique <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>
>>Lawyer turned wannabe cabinetmaker. Does that make it ok?!
>>
>>JP
>
>Hell, Counselor Peak, everyone hates lawyers - until their child gets
>accepted to law school.
>
>

My 8 year-old is already a lawyer -- law school will merely be a
formality.

>
>Regards,
>Tom.
>
>Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
>tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
>http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

Rr

"RonB"

in reply to Jay Pique on 08/09/2004 7:42 PM

08/09/2004 7:14 PM

Uhhhh...............What does this have to do with woodworking
"rec.WOODWORKING"



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