bH

10/03/2005 1:36 AM

My digits

1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.


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KK

"Knothead"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 5:53 AM

You braggin? Keep'em in an old pickle jar with formaldehyde in the shop to
remind yourself or what?


"Hn J" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.

p

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 8:11 PM


LRod wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 12:56:51 -0700, "bole2cant"
Snip
> >
> >How high can you count on your fingers? Assuming 10!
>
> In binary that's tragic.
>
> --
> LRod
>
LMAO!

-Phil Crow

SI

"Slowhand"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 10:19 AM


"Hn J" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.

Judging on your previous experience, it looks like you have about 20 years
or so before your out of finger nails to bite. You might be more careful.
SH - The "still got all 10 of 'em" woodworker.

AE

Allen Epps

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

12/03/2005 10:13 AM

In article <[email protected]>, Mark & Juanita
<[email protected]> wrote:

> >>Dave,
> >>You might find this link useful for such reminders
> >>
> >>http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/default.htm
> >>
> >>Allen
> >
> > Haw! that is a great resource. I have grabbed a
> >few items from them in the past. I believe that is where I got
> >the picture of the guy welding the gasoline tank on his truck,
> >while it is propped up at about 45 degrees by a couple of
> >4x4s.
> > Regards
> > Dave Mundt
>
> I took a look at that link, e-mailed it to work as a matter of fact, some
> of the photos should be useful. But, they also seem to get a bit carried
> away; for example, the baby spare on the back of the jeep leading into a
> diatribe about how sorry the driver will be when he has a flat -- my bet is
> the real spare is inside the jeep. As in, "it's a joke son, a joke I say".
> Some of the other diatribes were a bit off the deep end -- the situations
> while not necessarily according to Hoyle were not necessarily
> life-threatening hazards either. Guess one needs to apply some common
> sense filters. Another example -- the coke can screw holder -- want to bet
> the person using the can that way *wasn't* reaching his fingers into the
> can for the screws, but was shaking the screws into his hand from the can?
>

Well, keep in mind the audience for that site varies widely, from the
most junior Marine rifleman to the saltiest Command Master Chief. Take
a look at the number of hard copy magazines the Safety Center puts out
for the various Navy communities to get some examples. It's also not
meant to cover just really dumb dangerous stuff that has happened but
in the spirit of Operational Risk Managment get shipmates to think
"what are the consequences" if even mundane stuff goes awry. It's all
about breaking a link in the mishap chain before the mishap occurs.

Spent several months at Naval PG school in Monterey learning all about
this and they rarely publish the truly gruesome stuff. I had a buddy
lose his left hand ejecting from an EA-6B when his Timex G shock got
caught on the centerline canopy bow. Degloved everything but the base
of his thumb and he's one that lived. Vince had a great atitude about
it afterward figuring the alternative was a deep smoking hole in the
ground in the Olympic mountains. The Navy made him specialized hands
for everything he wanted. As he was a triathelete he even had hands for
swimming and biking. That was over ten years ago so I'm sure he has
something even better now.

Allen

bb

"bob"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 10:21 PM

Is it a coincidence that just last night on King of the Hill reruns, that
Hank cut off a buddy's finger with a circular saw?




"Hn J" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 10:17 PM

On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 17:13:42 GMT, [email protected] (Dave Mundt) wrote:

> Greetings and Salutations....
>
>On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 11:39:26 -0500, Allen <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <[email protected]>,
... snip
>>
>>Dave,
>>You might find this link useful for such reminders
>>
>>http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/default.htm
>>
>>Allen
>
> Haw! that is a great resource. I have grabbed a
>few items from them in the past. I believe that is where I got
>the picture of the guy welding the gasoline tank on his truck,
>while it is propped up at about 45 degrees by a couple of
>4x4s.
> Regards
> Dave Mundt

I took a look at that link, e-mailed it to work as a matter of fact, some
of the photos should be useful. But, they also seem to get a bit carried
away; for example, the baby spare on the back of the jeep leading into a
diatribe about how sorry the driver will be when he has a flat -- my bet is
the real spare is inside the jeep. As in, "it's a joke son, a joke I say".
Some of the other diatribes were a bit off the deep end -- the situations
while not necessarily according to Hoyle were not necessarily
life-threatening hazards either. Guess one needs to apply some common
sense filters. Another example -- the coke can screw holder -- want to bet
the person using the can that way *wasn't* reaching his fingers into the
can for the screws, but was shaking the screws into his hand from the can?




+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
The absence of accidents does not mean the presence of safety
Army General Richard Cody
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Td

"Teamcasa"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 10:43 AM

Maybe you should take up golf.

Dave


"Hn J" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>



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Shawn Wilson

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 11:08 AM

> > >How high can you count on your fingers? Assuming 10!
> >
> > In binary that's tragic.
> =====================
> I don't get the tragic reference....
>
> But the reference to binary is correct: 2^10 or 1024.

Actually, the highest you could count to would be 1023, as the first number you
count is 0. That is, unless you pre-date the Mayans. I know there are some
codgers here, but sheesh :o).

Shameless plug:
I've got a Flash tutorial on my site explaining how to count to 31 on one hand.
Same principle applies to 2 hands.
http://www.glassgiant.com/misc_count_to_31_on_one_hand.php

History of Zero:
http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/gen99/gen99535.htm

Regards,
Shawn
--
Shawn Wilson
[email protected]
http://www.glassgiant.com

xD

[email protected] (Dave Mundt)

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 4:37 PM

Greetings and Salutations...

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:36:41 -0600, [email protected] (Hn J)
wrote:

>1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
>table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>

I would really appreciate it if you could either post a
picture of your mangled hands, or, send one to me. I have a little
hobby of posting gruesome images at a factory, to help remind
the guys on the floor that the toys we play with there are
pretty dangerous, and, require a fair amount of attention.
Actually, while I am on the subject, if anyone has a lead
on an image of a person wrapped in a metalworking lathe, I would
really appreciate a pointer to it.
And yes...I DO have the bandsaw suicide picture...but
thanks for thinking of it.
Regards
Dave Mundt

xD

[email protected] (Dave Mundt)

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 5:13 PM

Greetings and Salutations....

On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 11:39:26 -0500, Allen <[email protected]>
wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>,
> [email protected] (Dave Mundt) wrote:
>
>> Greetings and Salutations...
>>
>> On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:36:41 -0600, [email protected] (Hn J)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
>> >table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>> >
>>
>> I would really appreciate it if you could either post a
>> picture of your mangled hands, or, send one to me. I have a little
>> hobby of posting gruesome images at a factory, to help remind
>> the guys on the floor that the toys we play with there are
>> pretty dangerous, and, require a fair amount of attention.
>> Actually, while I am on the subject, if anyone has a lead
>> on an image of a person wrapped in a metalworking lathe, I would
>> really appreciate a pointer to it.
>> And yes...I DO have the bandsaw suicide picture...but
>> thanks for thinking of it.
>> Regards
>> Dave Mundt
>
>Dave,
>You might find this link useful for such reminders
>
>http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/default.htm
>
>Allen

Haw! that is a great resource. I have grabbed a
few items from them in the past. I believe that is where I got
the picture of the guy welding the gasoline tank on his truck,
while it is propped up at about 45 degrees by a couple of
4x4s.
Regards
Dave Mundt

xD

[email protected] (Dave Mundt)

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

12/03/2005 6:41 AM

On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:17:02 -0700, Mark & Juanita
<[email protected]> wrote:
*snip*

> I took a look at that link, e-mailed it to work as a matter of fact, some
>of the photos should be useful. But, they also seem to get a bit carried
>away; for example, the baby spare on the back of the jeep leading into a
>diatribe about how sorry the driver will be when he has a flat -- my bet is
>the real spare is inside the jeep. As in, "it's a joke son, a joke I say".
>Some of the other diatribes were a bit off the deep end -- the situations
>while not necessarily according to Hoyle were not necessarily
>life-threatening hazards either. Guess one needs to apply some common
>sense filters. Another example -- the coke can screw holder -- want to bet
>the person using the can that way *wasn't* reaching his fingers into the
>can for the screws, but was shaking the screws into his hand from the can?
>
Yea, I am with you on that. It seems to me that the pictures
range from the AMAZINGLY dangerous (the stacked forklifts, the stacked
ladders, the truck propped up on 2x4 stock) to the mildly hazardous
(the various guys riding on the truck beds, and unsecured loads and
such) to, as noted above, the "its a joke moment"..
I did like the "surfaces may be hot" sign that was wrinkled
from the heat. I thought that was a EXCELLENT object lesson.
However, the author(s) all adopt the writing style that makes
ALL the pictures "the same" in terms of danger to life and limb. Haw,
considering some of the REALLY stupid things I have seen folks do,
perhaps they have a point...but in many cases it seems more like
"Chicken Little" screaming that the sky is falling...
still a great collection of pictures, and many useful ones in
there.
Regards
Dave Mundt

>
>
>
>+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> The absence of accidents does not mean the presence of safety
> Army General Richard Cody
>+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

P.S.
This is a VERY observant comment! Got to remember that
simply because we got away with it THIS time does not mean that the
actions taken were "safe"...just that God smiled on us, and we were
preserved from our stupidity.
DCM

xD

[email protected] (Dave Mundt)

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

12/03/2005 6:47 AM

Greetings and Salutations...

On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:29:19 -0500, "no(SPAM)vasys"
<"no(SPAM)vasys"@adelphia.net> wrote:

>Dave Mundt wrote:
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:36:41 -0600, [email protected] (Hn J)
>> wrote:
>>
>>>1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
>>>table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>>>
>>
>> I would really appreciate it if you could either post a
>> picture of your mangled hands, or, send one to me.
>
>Send a picture or a mangled hand? ;-)
>
>--
>Jack Novak
>Buffalo, NY - USA
Man...we have a LOT of sick folks here...probably why I
enjoy reading the group!
While either would be appreciated (although I suspect that
UPS might not appreciate the latter all THAT much...reminds me of
the story of the Fed Ex girl that delivered a package to a
taxidermist, and, when she handed it over, thought she felt
a bit wet... She was shocked to look down and find that the front
of her shirt and pants were covered with blood.
The box, which WAS pretty heavy, causing her to clasp
it close, proved to contain the head and pelt of a fairly large
wolf. The person that sent it had frozen it, and packed in some
dry ice, but, had not sealed it up when he sent it).
Getting back to my point...I suspect that I will get
away with putting the PHOTO up on the wall...Putting the hand
up, while would be VERY educational for the guys, would, alas
probably not go over very well with management.
Regards
Dave Mundt

TD

Tim Douglass

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 9:08 AM

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:36:41 -0600, [email protected] (Hn J)
wrote:

>1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
>table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.

Maybe you should consider a new hobby while you still have enough
fingers to do one. I would suggest something that doesn't involve
sharp edges.

--
"We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass

http://www.DouglassClan.com

UC

Unquestionably Confused

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 1:35 PM

Knothead wrote:
> You braggin? Keep'em in an old pickle jar with formaldehyde in the shop to
> remind yourself or what?
>
>
> "Hn J" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.

I guess! Lose one and I'd be giving it (what I was doing in the shop)
some real serious thought. Twice? In the same year? Start looking at
stamp collecting and damn the paper cuts!<g>

NP

Nate Perkins

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 4:59 AM

[email protected] (Hn J) wrote in news:21154-422FF909-146
@storefull-3315.bay.webtv.net:

> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>

Hmm, can't tell if this is a brag or a troll.

DB

"David Bridgeman"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 7:55 AM

There are only 10 kind of people in this world, those who understand binary
and those who don't.


<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> LRod wrote:
> > On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 12:56:51 -0700, "bole2cant"
> Snip
> > >
> > >How high can you count on your fingers? Assuming 10!
> >
> > In binary that's tragic.
> >
> > --
> > LRod
> >
> LMAO!
>
> -Phil Crow
>

nn

"no(SPAM)vasys" <"no(SPAM)vasys"@adelphia.net>

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 3:29 PM

Dave Mundt wrote:


>
> On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:36:41 -0600, [email protected] (Hn J)
> wrote:
>
>>1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
>>table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>>
>
> I would really appreciate it if you could either post a
> picture of your mangled hands, or, send one to me.

Send a picture or a mangled hand? ;-)

--
Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA

On

OldNick

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

12/03/2005 10:04 AM

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 10:43:46 -0800, "Teamcasa" <[email protected]>
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

remove ns from my header address to reply via email

>Maybe you should take up golf.

Wot? And lose all his toes???

bs

"bole2cant"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 12:56 PM

"Robin Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Hn J" wrote in message
> > 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> > table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>
> 2 more, and you're gonna have trouble countin' how many are missing... the
> good news is - you'll always be able to count how many are left.....

======================>
Oldie but goody:

How high can you count on your fingers? Assuming 10!

-Doug

bs

"bole2cant"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 9:06 PM


"LRod" wrote in message

I wrote:
> >Oldie but goody:
> >
> >How high can you count on your fingers? Assuming 10!
>
> In binary that's tragic.
=====================
I don't get the tragic reference....

But the reference to binary is correct: 2^10 or 1024.

-Doug

LL

LRod

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 10:42 PM

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 12:56:51 -0700, "bole2cant"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>"Robin Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "Hn J" wrote in message
>> > 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
>> > table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>>
>> 2 more, and you're gonna have trouble countin' how many are missing... the
>> good news is - you'll always be able to count how many are left.....
>
>======================>
>Oldie but goody:
>
>How high can you count on your fingers? Assuming 10!

In binary that's tragic.

--
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

Ag

Allen

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 11:39 AM

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (Dave Mundt) wrote:

> Greetings and Salutations...
>
> On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:36:41 -0600, [email protected] (Hn J)
> wrote:
>
> >1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> >table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
> >
>
> I would really appreciate it if you could either post a
> picture of your mangled hands, or, send one to me. I have a little
> hobby of posting gruesome images at a factory, to help remind
> the guys on the floor that the toys we play with there are
> pretty dangerous, and, require a fair amount of attention.
> Actually, while I am on the subject, if anyone has a lead
> on an image of a person wrapped in a metalworking lathe, I would
> really appreciate a pointer to it.
> And yes...I DO have the bandsaw suicide picture...but
> thanks for thinking of it.
> Regards
> Dave Mundt

Dave,
You might find this link useful for such reminders

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/default.htm

Allen

KN

Kevin

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

13/03/2005 3:45 AM

Hn J wrote:
> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>
Last season I caught an episode of "Life in the ER" featuring
micro-surgeons, the re-attachment docs. Retiree came in with half of
his two middle fingers in a sandwich bag. The surgeon studied the
x-rays, and asked how they were amputated.

The ER doc replied, "table saw".

After further review the surgeon asked, "So, what happened to this
one", pointing to a third digit.

The ER doc got this 'I-really-hoped-you-wouldn't-ask' look on his
face. In a tight voice he said, "Um, 1965 in a table saw."

After a beat they both burst out laughing.

TD

Tim Douglass

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 8:40 PM

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 21:06:06 -0700, "bole2cant"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"LRod" wrote in message
>
>I wrote:
>> >Oldie but goody:
>> >
>> >How high can you count on your fingers? Assuming 10!
>>
>> In binary that's tragic.
>=====================
>I don't get the tragic reference....
>
>But the reference to binary is correct: 2^10 or 1024.

The reference to binary is that 10 in binary is 2 in decimal - so only
2 fingers remaining is tragic.

--
"We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass

http://www.DouglassClan.com

RL

"Robin Lee"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

10/03/2005 11:05 AM


"Hn J" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>


Hmm -

2 more, and you're gonna have trouble countin' how many are missing... the
good news is - you'll always be able to count how many are left.....

Rob

FK

"Frank Ketchum"

in reply to [email protected] (Hn J) on 10/03/2005 1:36 AM

11/03/2005 1:40 PM


"Hn J" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> 1- table saw 1995 cross cut. 2- band saw 1995 distracted. 3- router
> table no guard 1996. only 6 1/2 left to go.
>

It must be tough to type.


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