YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NORMITE WHEN . . .

If the only time you've use blade guard was on your Grandmas ice
skates...
Ken Vaughn wrote:
> "foggytown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >. . . the only fashion decision you have to make every morning is what
> > color check to wear
>
> If you buy dust collector blast gates in a 12-pack you might be a Normite.
>
> If, while helping the kids with a balsa airplane, you suggest "lets just
> shoot in a few brads till the glue dries" you might be a Normite.
> If you get a volume discount from Klingspor you might be a Normite.
>
> If you wore a red flannel shirt to your wedding you might be a Normite

You drive five hours to see your daughter in Atlanta but stop at
Highland Hardware before going to see her.

You genuflect and cross yourself upon entering Highland Hardware.

You offer up burnt offerings of walnut offcuts to Sam Maloof.

You carry your checkbook with you on your Saturday morning bicycle ride
just in case you find a Unisaw at a yard sale.

OK, I'll bite... what'd he do? Do you remember which project it was on
(MythTV is a wonderful thing!)?

-John

You risk your life to save a hound dog by crawling out on
thin ice, falling through, and busting the ice back to shore
while dragging along the exhausted dog.

You then have your already scheduled root canal 20 minutes later.

Oops, wait that wasn't Nahm....

John Girouard wrote:
>
> OK, I'll bite... what'd he do? Do you remember which project it was on
> (MythTV is a wonderful thing!)?

I think he sawed a board...gasp! :)

"Lee Gordon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> << . . the only fashion decision you have to make every morning is what
> color check to wear>
>
> And you always wear these -- tap, tap -- safety glasses.
>
And when you give the safety lecture right before demonstrating a very
unsafe table saw technique.

"foggytown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>. . . the only fashion decision you have to make every morning is what
> color check to wear

If you buy dust collector blast gates in a 12-pack you might be a Normite.

If, while helping the kids with a balsa airplane, you suggest "lets just
shoot in a few brads till the glue dries" you might be a Normite.
If you get a volume discount from Klingspor you might be a Normite.

If you wore a red flannel shirt to your wedding you might be a Normite

"Lee Michaels" wrote in message

> > And you always wear these -- tap, tap -- safety glasses.
> >
> And when you give the safety lecture right before demonstrating a very
> unsafe table saw technique.

... or give the lecture and put on the safety goggles before shtupping the
old lady.

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<< . . the only fashion decision you have to make every morning is what
color check to wear>

And you always wear these -- tap, tap -- safety glasses.

Lee


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