JP

"Jim P"

10/06/2009 9:44 AM

OT: Updated meaning of Fathers Day and Mothers Day

Today a friend told me the true meaning of Fathers day and Mothers day.

Fathers day is to give thanks to your dad for having sex with your mom.
Mothers day is to give thanks to your mom for not swallowing you.


Jim P


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RC

Robatoy

in reply to "Jim P" on 10/06/2009 9:44 AM

11/06/2009 6:45 AM

On Jun 11, 8:58=A0am, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Elrond Hubbard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote in news:NI-
> > [email protected]:
>
> >> Today a friend told me the true meaning of Fathers day and Mothers day=
.
>
> >> Fathers day is to give thanks to your dad for having sex with your mom=
.
> >> Mothers day is to give thanks to your mom for not swallowing you.
>
> > My goodness, that's funny, when you're 13 years old. =A0Does your mom k=
now
> > you are using the computer?
>
> Makes you wonder who is more childish. The original poster or the person
> that "has" to reply to it.

Jim, you had your knuckles rapped for posting juvenile 'humour'.
Suck it up, regroup and try again.
It would help if you grew some balls instead of playing with them all
day.
Funny is funny, what you posted wasn't.... so we're just trying to
help you along by pointing that out to you.

JP

"Jim P"

in reply to "Jim P" on 10/06/2009 9:44 AM

11/06/2009 10:20 AM


"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:a553bc51-bf44-405a-bf93-afc9dfde59b2@f19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 11, 10:12 am, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Some people just have to reply everything they read, don't they?
>
> Sigh///

>They seem to....<G>


Yes they DO <BFG>

JP

"Jim P"

in reply to "Jim P" on 10/06/2009 9:44 AM

11/06/2009 10:12 AM


"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:1bf72388-c5ba-4970-8c7e-84ec67d0ed9b@j32g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 11, 8:58 am, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Elrond Hubbard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote in news:NI-
> > [email protected]:
>
> >> Today a friend told me the true meaning of Fathers day and Mothers day.
>
> >> Fathers day is to give thanks to your dad for having sex with your mom.
> >> Mothers day is to give thanks to your mom for not swallowing you.
>
> > My goodness, that's funny, when you're 13 years old. Does your mom know
> > you are using the computer?
>
> Makes you wonder who is more childish. The original poster or the person
> that "has" to reply to it.

>Jim, you had your knuckles rapped for posting juvenile 'humour'.
>Suck it up, regroup and try again.

That was about all you needed to say....but.....

>It would help if you grew some balls instead of playing with them all
>day.

Another fine example.

>Funny is funny, what you posted wasn't.... so we're just trying to
>help you along by pointing that out to you.

As in suck it up and move on without having to try and prove "yourself" on
usenet?
Some people just have to reply everything they read, don't they?

Sigh///


EH

Elrond Hubbard

in reply to "Jim P" on 10/06/2009 9:44 AM

10/06/2009 10:45 PM

"Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote in news:NI-
[email protected]:

> Today a friend told me the true meaning of Fathers day and Mothers day.
>
> Fathers day is to give thanks to your dad for having sex with your mom.
> Mothers day is to give thanks to your mom for not swallowing you.

My goodness, that's funny, when you're 13 years old. Does your mom know
you are using the computer?

RC

Robatoy

in reply to "Jim P" on 10/06/2009 9:44 AM

11/06/2009 7:17 AM

On Jun 11, 10:12=A0am, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Some people just have to reply everything they read, don't they?
>
> Sigh///

They seem to....<G>

ST

Steve Turner

in reply to "Jim P" on 10/06/2009 9:44 AM

11/06/2009 10:36 AM

Robatoy wrote:
> On Jun 11, 8:58 am, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> "Elrond Hubbard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>
>> news:[email protected]...
>>
>>> "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote in news:NI-
>>> [email protected]:
>>>> Today a friend told me the true meaning of Fathers day and Mothers day.
>>>> Fathers day is to give thanks to your dad for having sex with your mom.
>>>> Mothers day is to give thanks to your mom for not swallowing you.
>>> My goodness, that's funny, when you're 13 years old. Does your mom know
>>> you are using the computer?
>> Makes you wonder who is more childish. The original poster or the person
>> that "has" to reply to it.
>
> Jim, you had your knuckles rapped for posting juvenile 'humour'.
> Suck it up, regroup and try again.
> It would help if you grew some balls instead of playing with them all
> day.
> Funny is funny, what you posted wasn't.... so we're just trying to
> help you along by pointing that out to you.

Hey, *I* laughed. Until I stopped.

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JP

"Jim P"

in reply to "Jim P" on 10/06/2009 9:44 AM

11/06/2009 8:58 AM


"Elrond Hubbard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote in news:NI-
> [email protected]:
>
>> Today a friend told me the true meaning of Fathers day and Mothers day.
>>
>> Fathers day is to give thanks to your dad for having sex with your mom.
>> Mothers day is to give thanks to your mom for not swallowing you.
>
> My goodness, that's funny, when you're 13 years old. Does your mom know
> you are using the computer?

Makes you wonder who is more childish. The original poster or the person
that "has" to reply to it.


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