Yogi Berra-isms

In article <[email protected]>, woodstuff
<[email protected]> wrote:

> "notbob" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:rW%[email protected]...
> > On 2010-08-15, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > > Maybe you would like to add your own?
> >
> > Howzabout "eat shit and die".
> >
> > nb
>
> notbob, this should help you if you read it through:
> http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
>
>

or:

http://www.eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php

--
“The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s
money.” - Margaret Thatcher

On Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:40:40 -0700 (PDT), [email protected] wrote:

>it's a big house, but it's got lotsa rooms

Don't go all religious on us now. ;-)

I was smart, one time, but I forget when, but I know what I'm talking
about. What did you ask?

Sommy

<[email protected]> wrote:

> My fond memories of being young was watching the 50's Yankees
> take the field at their park. Yogi catching, Whitey pitching, Mickey
> in the outfield. Wow. What a team.
---------------------------------------
"Scooter" at Short, "Snuffy" at 3rd, Bobby Brown at 2nd, Tommy
Heinrick and Hank Bauer in the outfield, Ed "The Junkman" Lopat, Vic
Rashi and Allie Reynolds on the mound.

Lew

"Robert Bonomi" wrote:
> You listed -almost- the entire team.
>
> But somehow failed to address the quintissential issue of "Who's on
> first?"
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Put Heinrich on 1st, add Gene Woodling in LF and Joe Page in relief.

BTW, the Yankees were the team I hated.

My team was the Indians, especially 1948, the LAST year they won the
World series.

Lew

it's a big house, but it's got lotsa rooms

Bill wrote:
> A current Aflack commercial has several Yogi-Berra-isms.
>
> In another thread I wrote, "I'm ready to start, but I'm not ready to
> start..".
>
> Here is another I made up yesterday for use at the barber:
> "Don't cut my hair short where I don't have hair or I won't have hair
> where my hair is short... "
>
> Maybe you would like to add your own?
>

Pizza man: "Do you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?"
Yogi: "... Make it six. I don't think I can eat as many as eight."

I have always liked this one (I hope I get it right!):

That place has become so popular, that people don't
go there anymore.

My fond memories of being young was watching the 50's Yankees
take the field at their park. Yogi catching, Whitey pitching, Mickey
in the outfield. Wow. What a team.

MJ

On Aug 17, 8:19=A0am, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Bill wrote:
> > A current Aflack commercial has several Yogi-Berra-isms.
>
> > In another thread I wrote, "I'm ready to start, but I'm not ready to
> > start..".
>
> > Here is another I made up yesterday for use at the barber:
> > "Don't cut my hair short where I don't have hair or I won't have hair
> > where my hair is short... "
>
> > Maybe you would like to add your own?
>
> Pizza man: "Do you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?"
> Yogi: "... Make it six. I don't think I can eat as many as eight."


Whadda ya mean you want to go to Uncle Bobby's Steak House? That place
is so busy, nobody goes there anymore.

In article <[email protected]>, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>A current Aflack commercial has several Yogi-Berra-isms.
>
>In another thread I wrote, "I'm ready to start, but I'm not ready to
>start..".
>
>Here is another I made up yesterday for use at the barber:
>"Don't cut my hair short where I don't have hair or I won't have hair
>where my hair is short... "
>
>Maybe you would like to add your own?
>
My wife frequently says "usually always"...

notbob wrote:
> On 2010-08-15, Bill<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Maybe you would like to add your own?
>
> Howzabout "eat shit and die".
>
> nb


How about, "If you write'eat shit and die' then when you
die it will be your rite to eat shit"?

or "If you write eat shit then you'll be left to die".

Think out of your box!

"notbob" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:rW%[email protected]...
> On 2010-08-15, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Maybe you would like to add your own?
>
> Howzabout "eat shit and die".
>
> nb

notbob, this should help you if you read it through:
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

In article <[email protected]>,
Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> My fond memories of being young was watching the 50's Yankees
>> take the field at their park. Yogi catching, Whitey pitching, Mickey
>> in the outfield. Wow. What a team.
>---------------------------------------
>"Scooter" at Short, "Snuffy" at 3rd, Bobby Brown at 2nd, Tommy
>Heinrick and Hank Bauer in the outfield, Ed "The Junkman" Lopat, Vic
>Rashi and Allie Reynolds on the mound.

You listed -almost- the entire team.

But somehow failed to address the quintissential issue of "Who's on first?"


*GUFFAW*

On 2010-08-15, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:

> Maybe you would like to add your own?

Howzabout "eat shit and die".

nb

On Sun, 15 Aug 2010 17:42:42 -0700 (PDT), "[email protected]"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>I have always liked this one (I hope I get it right!):
>
>That place has become so popular, that people don't
>go there anymore.

"When you come to the fork in the road, take it."

Like all Yogiisms, there was truth in what he said. He was describing how to
get to his house. The road was a loop, either way...

>My fond memories of being young was watching the 50's Yankees
>take the field at their park. Yogi catching, Whitey pitching, Mickey
>in the outfield. Wow. What a team.

Hmm, in 1950 I wasn't even a glimmer...