My sister has been happily married for 25 years to a guy with one of
the quickest wits I have ever met. Here is just a sample:
He, a buddy of his and my sister are walking down the street one day
when they spot a dog lying in the sun licking himself in the usual
places. The buddy spots the dog and for no apparent reason blurts out
"man, I wish I could do that!" My BIL rejoions equally quickly "go
ahead, he won't mind."
Ever had a flash of inspiration afterwards where you wished you had
said it back then? One from my long gone Mother -
"Turn back, turn back, time in thy flight!
I thought of the line I needed last night ..."
- Apologies to Mr. Shakespeare
> He, a buddy of his and my sister are walking down the street one day
> when they spot a dog lying in the sun licking himself in the usual
> places. The buddy spots the dog and for no apparent reason blurts out
> "man, I wish I could do that!" My BIL rejoions equally quickly "go
> ahead, he won't mind."
You guys need to find your buddy a girlfriend. Or a dog.
On 4 Mar 2005 13:07:12 -0800, diyguy <[email protected]> wrote:
> My sister has been happily married for 25 years to a guy with one of
> the quickest wits I have ever met. Here is just a sample:
>
> He, a buddy of his and my sister are walking down the street one day
> when they spot a dog lying in the sun licking himself in the usual
> places. The buddy spots the dog and for no apparent reason blurts out
> "man, I wish I could do that!" My BIL rejoions equally quickly "go
> ahead, he won't mind."
Hm, I always heard it as "well, I think you'd better pet him first..."
On Fri, 4 Mar 2005 14:07:12 -0700, diyguy wrote
(in article <[email protected]>):
I was reading some lines from the old game show "Hollywood Squares".
Some of you might remember Paul Lynde (if I even spelled it right?)
Anyhoo, the question was:
"If you pat a dog on the head he wags, what would a goose do?"
Lyndes answer:
"make him bark?"
Think about it 8^)
-Bruce
LRod wrote:
> friend did the "I wish I could do that" thing, and his friend said,
> "go ahead, it's your dog."
>
> There are no new jokes.
Oh, that's not true.
A gay Catholic priest, a chunk of pig iron and a daisy with only three
petals walked into a bar...
Violets are blue.
The end.
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Dave Hinz <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On 4 Mar 2005 13:07:12 -0800, diyguy <[email protected]> wrote:
>> My sister has been happily married for 25 years to a guy with one of
>> the quickest wits I have ever met. Here is just a sample:
>>
>> He, a buddy of his and my sister are walking down the street one day
>> when they spot a dog lying in the sun licking himself in the usual
>> places. The buddy spots the dog and for no apparent reason blurts out
>> "man, I wish I could do that!" My BIL rejoions equally quickly "go
>> ahead, he won't mind."
>
> Hm, I always heard it as "well, I think you'd better pet him first..."
>
>
and I always heard it as "That dog will BITE you..."
> >> He, a buddy of his and my sister are walking down the street one day
> >> when they spot a dog lying in the sun licking himself in the usual
> >> places. The buddy spots the dog and for no apparent reason blurts out
> >> "man, I wish I could do that!" My BIL rejoions equally quickly "go
> >> ahead, he won't mind."
> >
> > Hm, I always heard it as "well, I think you'd better pet him first..."
> >
> >
>
> and I always heard it as "That dog will BITE you..."
or "Give him a biscuit and he'll let you"
On 4 Mar 2005 13:07:12 -0800, "diyguy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>My sister has been happily married for 25 years to a guy with one of
>the quickest wits I have ever met. Here is just a sample:
>
>He, a buddy of his and my sister are walking down the street one day
>when they spot a dog lying in the sun licking himself in the usual
>places. The buddy spots the dog and for no apparent reason blurts out
>"man, I wish I could do that!" My BIL rejoions equally quickly "go
>ahead, he won't mind."
I don't think it's necessarily quick witted as it is able to remember
lines from others' experiences. I have a friend I who, 35 years ago,
had a St. Bernard that was doing that while a buddy was visiting. My
friend did the "I wish I could do that" thing, and his friend said,
"go ahead, it's your dog."
There are no new jokes.
- -
LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
"diyguy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> My sister has been happily married for 25 years to a guy with one of
> the quickest wits I have ever met. Here is just a sample:
>
> He, a buddy of his and my sister are walking down the street one day
> when they spot a dog lying in the sun licking himself in the usual
> places. The buddy spots the dog and for no apparent reason blurts out
> "man, I wish I could do that!" My BIL rejoions equally quickly "go
> ahead, he won't mind."
Is that the first time you have heard that line???