In article <[email protected]>,
Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd be
> sorry too.
Makes you wonder why he got married. If he was single, he'd be a media
darling.
In article <[email protected]>, Swingman
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On 2/19/2010 7:04 PM, HeyBub wrote:
>
> > Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it with
> > a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to the
> > bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
>
> Why is then, that women smell like ...
>
> Never mind.
People say that, but it's not been my experience...
Maybe it's been my luck that the the women I've been with over the last
40 years or so bathe?
In article <[email protected]>, HeyBub
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it with
> a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to the
> bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
A man is like a hardwood floor. Lay it right and you can walk on it for
at least 30 years...
In article <[email protected]>, Swingman
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On 2/19/2010 8:03 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
> > In article<[email protected]>, Swingman
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> On 2/19/2010 7:04 PM, HeyBub wrote:
> >>
> >>> Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it
> >>> with
> >>> a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to the
> >>> bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
> >>
> >> Why is then, that women smell like ...
> >>
> >> Never mind.
> >
> > People say that, but it's not been my experience...
> >
> > Maybe it's been my luck that the the women I've been with over the last
> > 40 years or so bathe?
>
> Baths have absolutely nothing to do with it ... either your nose has
> behaved itself admirably over the years, your allergies are showing, or
> you don't have a mustache? :)
>
> Or:
>
> Those of us lacking in one sense, have more highly developed alternative
> senses. Colorblindness comes to mind, with olfactory taking up the slack.
>
> AAMOF, less than ten minutes ago my youngest daughter brought her puppy
> for us to babysit ... I told SWMBO, as said daughter was putting her key
> in the front door to come in, "Here she comes, with Sadie".
>
> I smelled the dog before she was in the house, and the pup had just had
> a bath this afternoon.
>
> Yep, it's a curse ... unless you happen to like the smell of fish. :)
I loved women from the east to west coast of Canada, from when I was 14
until I married at 28, and never once though of fish when I've "been
with" them...
Have you ever considered the problem may be YOU?
Kids without a Male or strong Male parent.
Kids with a poor mentor parent or missing one might idolize and
learn to much.
Martin
Jack Stein wrote:
> RonB wrote:
>
>> As I said earlier. Tiger was among the last larger-than-life sports
>> celebrities that our youth could look up to. It appeared as though he
>> had his act together.
>>
>> Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
>
> I'd tell my kids if you want to play golf, look at Tiger, if you want to
> look up to someone, look at me! Why would anyone tell there kids to
> look up at celebrities for anything?
>
"HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Robatoy wrote:
>> If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
>> be sorry too.
>
> Look, Tiger lost his job, family, friends, income, reputation,
> sponsorships, probably his home, and wrecked his car.
>
He didn't really lose his job. They'll flock back around him the moment he
returns. His income - hell another sponsor will jump right at him once he
comes out of rehab. His reputation - sadly, he hasn't lost it, because
nobody cares enough about morals today for that to be a factor. His home
and car - shit - he can buy those again many times over.
> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
Ummmm....
>
> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>
Shit - I finally got it. You're dirty...
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
On Feb 19, 4:05=A0pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Feb 19, 3:17=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Robatoy wrote:
> > > If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
> > > be sorry too.
>
> > Look, Tiger lost his job, family, friends, income, reputation, sponsors=
hips,
> > probably his home, and wrecked his car.
>
> > Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>
> > These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>
Yeah, I'm sure that he can't touch that $1 billion that he is worth.
The only house he is going to lose is the one that Elin wants. And
really if he NEEDS some extra cash, he could try what some of us do
and go back to WORK.
Me personally if I was him, I would have said that a late night of
partying caused me to fall asleep behind the wheel. And that would be
10 seconds after the police arrived.
> I will start a web-page and see if we can collect some money to help
> him out.
How about www.poortigerwoods.org . Make it a charity so that we can
feel good about the guy again. Maybe see if we can all get together
and sing some song to raise money for him as well.
Guy must have something, was even dipping into a porn star.
Allen
On Feb 19, 8:15=A0pm, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 2/19/2010 7:04 PM, HeyBub wrote:
>
> > Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it =
with
> > a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to =
the
> > bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
>
> Why is then, that women smell like ...
>
> Never mind.
>
> --www.e-woodshop.net
> Last update: 10/22/08
> KarlC@ (the obvious)
If it smells like fish, don't eat it. That goes for fish as well.
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:85c78bc1-7a83-41f2-9d61-aa5ab20d7308@f15g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 20, 12:11 am, "Lee Michaels"
<leemichaels*[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" wrote
>
> With a nose like that you'd never make it as a gay man......(and why
> am laughing so hard at my own joke?)
> ---------------------------
> Cuz nobody else will laugh at them??
Who shat in your cornflakes? You're such a sour puss, Swing could
smell you across state lines!
-------------------------
Easy there big boy. I didn't mean to interupt an obviously gay moment. I
will go back to being a manly, silent type. Carry on.
"ChairMan" wrote:
> NOT to look up to athletes or celebrities.
> Find someone that actually contributes to society
=========================
Athletes or Celebrities can be low hanging fruit.
Some of them do a lot of dumb things; however, many of them also have
established foundations to address problems that otherwise would
probably fall thru the cracks.
Those efforts definitely qualify as positive contributions to society.
Even Tiger, with his follies, some remarkable foundations.
Lew
On Feb 20, 12:59=A0am, "Mike Marlow" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > Robatoy wrote:
> >> If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
> >> be sorry too.
>
> > Look, Tiger lost his job, family, friends, income, reputation,
> > sponsorships, probably his home, and wrecked his car.
>
> He didn't really lose his job. =A0They'll flock back around him the momen=
t he
> returns. =A0His income - hell another sponsor will jump right at him once=
he
> comes out of rehab. =A0His reputation - sadly, he hasn't lost it, because
> nobody cares enough about morals today for that to be a factor. =A0His ho=
me
> and car - shit - he can buy those again many times over.
>
> > Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>
> Ummmm....
>
>
>
> > These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>
> Shit - I finally got it. =A0You're dirty...
>
> --
>
> -Mike-
> [email protected]
You have to turn the HeyBub decoder ring ON.
On Feb 19, 10:25=A0pm, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 2/19/2010 9:22 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > In article<[email protected]>, Swingman
> > <[email protected]> =A0wrote:
>
> >> On 2/19/2010 8:03 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
> >>> In article<[email protected]>, Swingman
> >>> <[email protected]> =A0 wrote:
>
> >>>> On 2/19/2010 7:04 PM, HeyBub wrote:
>
> >>>>> Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats=
it
> >>>>> with
> >>>>> a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down=
to the
> >>>>> bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
>
> >>>> Why is then, that women smell like ...
>
> >>>> Never mind.
>
> >>> People say that, but it's not been my experience...
>
> >>> Maybe it's been my luck that the the women I've been with over the la=
st
> >>> 40 years or so bathe?
>
> >> Baths have absolutely nothing to do with it ... either your nose has
> >> behaved itself admirably over the years, your allergies are showing, o=
r
> >> you don't have a mustache? =A0:)
>
> >> Or:
>
> >> Those of us lacking in one sense, have more highly developed alternati=
ve
> >> senses. Colorblindness comes to mind, with olfactory taking up the sla=
ck.
>
> >> AAMOF, less than ten minutes ago my youngest daughter brought her pupp=
y
> >> for us to babysit ... I told SWMBO, as said daughter was putting her k=
ey
> >> in the front door to come in, "Here she comes, with Sadie".
>
> >> I smelled the dog before she was in the house, and the pup had just ha=
d
> >> a bath this afternoon.
>
> >> Yep, it's a curse ... unless you happen to like the smell of fish. =A0=
:)
>
> > I loved women from the east to west coast of Canada, from when I was 14
> > until I married at 28, and never once though of fish when I've "been
> > with" them...
>
> > Have you ever considered the problem may be YOU?
>
> Is that not what I said ...
>
> --www.e-woodshop.net
> Last update: 10/22/08
> KarlC@ (the obvious)
With a nose like that you'd never make it as a gay man......(and why
am laughing so hard at my own joke?)
On Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:05:09 -0800 (PST), the infamous Robatoy
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>On Feb 19, 3:17 pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Robatoy wrote:
>> > If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
>> > be sorry too.
>>
>> Look, Tiger lost his job, family, friends, income, reputation, sponsorships,
>> probably his home, and wrecked his car.
>>
>> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>>
>> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>
>I will start a web-page and see if we can collect some money to help
>him out.
And you'll guarantee that at least 0.1% of the proceeds go toward the
charity in question, just like the Double^H^H^H^H^H^HRedCross does,
right? Good man.
--
"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt."
-- Clarence Darrow
On Feb 20, 12:11=A0am, "Lee Michaels"
<leemichaels*[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" =A0wrote
>
> With a nose like that you'd never make it as a gay man......(and why
> am laughing so hard at my own joke?)
> ---------------------------
> Cuz nobody else will laugh at them??
Who shat in your cornflakes? You're such a sour puss, Swing could
smell you across state lines!
> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>
> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
Oh horse-shit!
We went through this a month or two ago.
He ran into a tree and a bunch of women fell out of it because the SOB
can't keep his pants zipped. It's his zipper and his dick and don't
try to convince anyone that he wasn't trolling. In addition to
screwing a bunch of bimbos, he screwed his family, his friends, his
fans, his sponsors and himself. If feel sorry for the others but not
him.
As I said earlier. Tiger was among the last larger-than-life sports
celebrities that our youth could look up to. It appeared as though he
had his act together.
Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
RonB
"Dave Balderstone" <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> wrote in message
news:190220102122260405%dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca...
>
> I loved women from the east to west coast of Canada, from when I was 14
> until I married at 28, and never once though of fish when I've "been
> with" them...
>
> Have you ever considered the problem may be YOU?
Ok, ok - for the sake of our "neighbors" to the north... substitute in place
of the word "fish" a more identifiable term for them... how about... "whale
blubber"?...
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
On Feb 19, 4:16=A0pm, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 2/19/2010 12:44 PM, Robatoy wrote:
>
> > If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd be
> > sorry too.
>
> Now, if we could get ol Chris and Barney equal time to fess up to
> fucking millions of taxpayers ...
>
> --www.e-woodshop.net
> Last update: 10/22/08
> KarlC@ (the obvious)
Barney likes it all kinds of ways...nobody's safe.
"Martin H. Eastburn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Kids without a Male or strong Male parent.
> Kids with a poor mentor parent or missing one might idolize and
> learn to much.
>
> Martin
>
There are thousands of better choices other than celebrities.
In news:8c1c34f2-3470-4588-baf1-78700e0a3465@u20g2000yqu.googlegroups.com,
RonB <[email protected]>spewed forth:
>> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>>
>> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>
> Oh horse-shit!
>
> We went through this a month or two ago.
>
> He ran into a tree and a bunch of women fell out of it because the SOB
> can't keep his pants zipped. It's his zipper and his dick and don't
> try to convince anyone that he wasn't trolling. In addition to
> screwing a bunch of bimbos, he screwed his family, his friends, his
> fans, his sponsors and himself. If feel sorry for the others but not
> him.
>
> As I said earlier. Tiger was among the last larger-than-life sports
> celebrities that our youth could look up to. It appeared as though he
> had his act together.
>
> Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
>
> RonB
NOT to look up to athletes or celebrities.
Find someone that actually contributes to society
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
>> be sorry too.
>
> Makes you wonder why he got married. If he was single, he'd be a media
> darling.
No mystery. Almost any woman can have - to any degree - almost any man she
wants.
Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it with
a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to the
bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
The pity is, it falls for the next seemingly tasty morsel it sees.
On 2/19/2010 7:04 PM, HeyBub wrote:
> Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it with
> a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to the
> bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
Why is then, that women smell like ...
Never mind.
--
www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 10/22/08
KarlC@ (the obvious)
On 2/19/2010 8:03 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article<[email protected]>, Swingman
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 2/19/2010 7:04 PM, HeyBub wrote:
>>
>>> Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it with
>>> a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to the
>>> bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
>>
>> Why is then, that women smell like ...
>>
>> Never mind.
>
> People say that, but it's not been my experience...
>
> Maybe it's been my luck that the the women I've been with over the last
> 40 years or so bathe?
Baths have absolutely nothing to do with it ... either your nose has
behaved itself admirably over the years, your allergies are showing, or
you don't have a mustache? :)
Or:
Those of us lacking in one sense, have more highly developed alternative
senses. Colorblindness comes to mind, with olfactory taking up the slack.
AAMOF, less than ten minutes ago my youngest daughter brought her puppy
for us to babysit ... I told SWMBO, as said daughter was putting her key
in the front door to come in, "Here she comes, with Sadie".
I smelled the dog before she was in the house, and the pup had just had
a bath this afternoon.
Yep, it's a curse ... unless you happen to like the smell of fish. :)
--
www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 10/22/08
KarlC@ (the obvious)
On Feb 19, 3:17=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
> > be sorry too.
>
> Look, Tiger lost his job, family, friends, income, reputation, sponsorshi=
ps,
> probably his home, and wrecked his car.
>
> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>
> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
I will start a web-page and see if we can collect some money to help
him out.
On Feb 19, 1:44=A0pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd be
> sorry too.
Sad part is, he could have avoided all of this by simply giving a
statement to the police.
Allen
On Feb 20, 12:40=A0am, "ChairMan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Innews:8c1c34f2-3470-4588-baf1-78700e0a3465@u20g2000yqu.googlegroups.com,
> RonB <[email protected]>spewed forth:
>
>
>
> >> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>
> >> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>
> > Oh horse-shit!
>
> > We went through this a month or two ago.
>
> > He ran into a tree and a bunch of women fell out of it because the SOB
> > can't keep his pants zipped. =A0It's his zipper and his dick and don't
> > try to convince anyone that he wasn't trolling. =A0In addition to
> > screwing a bunch of bimbos, he screwed his family, his friends, his
> > fans, his sponsors and himself. =A0If feel sorry for the others but not
> > him.
>
> > As I said earlier. =A0Tiger was among the last larger-than-life sports
> > celebrities that our youth could look up to. =A0It appeared as though h=
e
> > had his act together.
>
> > Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
>
> > RonB
>
> NOT to look up to athletes or celebrities.
> Find someone that actually contributes to society
True. How many of us grew up thinking John Wayne was a hero?
On Feb 19, 3:17=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
> > be sorry too.
>
> Look, Tiger lost his job, family, friends, income, reputation, sponsorshi=
ps,
> probably his home, and wrecked his car.
>
> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>
> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
By Rosie DiManno
Columnist
VANCOUVER-Why is this man telling me these things?
We've barely ever even met. He shouldn't be speaking so to a stranger.
And I don't believe hardly a word of it either. My mother didn't raise
a dope. Who's he trying to dupe?
Like that part about not getting to play by different rules than other
people. Of course he gets to play by different rules. That's one
privilege enjoyed by famous people, sometime even when they break the
law, although this fellow committed no criminal offence. He may have
trashed the vows of marriage, as most people at least superficially
accept them, but surely that's a matter between husband and wife,
unless the betrayed spouse is demanding a public mea culpa.
He's in the dog house where adulterous hounds often end up except, in
his case, it's a fancier pad with a big tab daily room rate and
custodians of the joint have pathologized the libido to the extent of
branding such behaviour an addiction, no doubt with a 12-step self-
help program to follow before graduating.
"Hello, my name is Tiger and I haven't cheated on my wife in four
months."
I was wrong, he said. I was foolish, he said. I was caught, he didn't
say.
"I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behaviour I
engaged in."
To these ears, it came out thusly: "I am deeply sorry for shagging a
string of bar hostesses and porn starlets and bimbos, most of whom =96
did you notice? =96 were big-haired blondes with cantilevered boobs and
not a one black like me, or even half-Asian like me. I'm really
regretful that so many, at least the dozen you've all heard about
(wink, wink) weren't able to keep their mouths shut after rubbing up
against my putter. And I'm sorry to the point of semi-disclosure that
my activities have cost multi-millions in endorsements lost, though
I'm still the richest quasi-athlete (this is golf, after all) on the
planet, just don't for a minute suggest I'm being vengeful by staging
this non-press conference on the very day of a tournament scheduled by
my first-to-bail sponsor.
"This is merely a coincidence because, while I've been out of that
ridiculous sex addiction rehab hangout for a while, this was the only
open space on my agenda to formally show my face before a hand-
selected group of my very bestest buddies on the sports media planet,
and by the way I would like to thank them for being so complicit in my
phony image and never writing or telecasting what they've known all
along.
"Indeed, excuse me while I give some of them a hug, but first I have
to kiss my mom, who taught me everything I know about Buddhism, most
of which, of course, I've forgotten or ignored because following those
articles of self-discipline =96 exercising restraint and stuff =96 is hard
for a famous person.
"See, trouble found me. Plus, if I were being honest, which I'm not,
I'd remind everyone again that filthy rich and phenomenally
exceptional athletes occupy a special place in the moral firmament =96
and the VIP lounges, where it's pretty much anything goes. So what's a
handsome and rich and secretly (if not so secretly) sexual adventurer
supposed to do =96 say thanks, but no thanks, I'm married with children
and if The War Department (my wife Elin) learns about this, maybe by
checking my voice mail and BlackBerry, she might threaten divorce and
get some big-brain lawyer to draw up a new post-nup agreement.
"But don't you people go blaming Elin for any of this. The woman is a
saint and I am really, really still in love with her and really,
really sexually attracted to her, no matter what any of those leg-
overs might have told media slimeballs. She never hit me with a golf
club that Thanksgiving night before I totalled my Escalade. And I've
never hit her either. 'There has never been an episode of domestic
violence in our marriage, ever. Elin has shown enormous grace and
poise throughout this ordeal. Elin deserves praise, not blame.'
"The rest of you, however, and especially those aggressive paparazzi,
should be disembowelled. Shame on you for chasing my kids and my mom,
even stalking my 2=A01/2-year old daughter at her nursery school. Can
you see the smoke coming out of my ears? Hoo-boy, I'm angry. What do
you mean this was to be expected as a part of the fame package when my
infidelity is Page One all over the planet and I've gone into hiding.
"Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, apologizing to my sponsors and my
employees and all the kids who looked up to me as a role model, which
was how my dad groomed me since I was 2 years old and swinging clubs
with Bob Hope, who's still dead. And have I mentioned the scholarships
that I fund, the one with my dad's name on it because he was my hero
but he's dead, too, and, see, I have issues. But I still am a nice guy
under all those layers of pretence. 'Character and decency are what
really count.'
"But let's get down to the short strokes now. I will get out on the
golf circuit again, maybe later this year, at which juncture fans will
start watching the sport again. I will save golf from, uh, myself.
"Now, however, I must return to rehab seclusion and listen obediently
to a whole bunch of other guys talking about all the nookie they've
had, which makes me kind of wistful and, well, horny."
On Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:12:35 -0800 (PST), the infamous Charlie Self
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>On Feb 20, 12:40 am, "ChairMan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Innews:8c1c34f2-3470-4588-baf1-78700e0a3465@u20g2000yqu.googlegroups.com,
>> RonB <[email protected]>spewed forth:
>>
>>
>>
>> >> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>>
>> >> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>>
>> > Oh horse-shit!
>>
>> > We went through this a month or two ago.
>>
>> > He ran into a tree and a bunch of women fell out of it because the SOB
>> > can't keep his pants zipped. It's his zipper and his dick and don't
>> > try to convince anyone that he wasn't trolling. In addition to
>> > screwing a bunch of bimbos, he screwed his family, his friends, his
>> > fans, his sponsors and himself. If feel sorry for the others but not
>> > him.
>>
>> > As I said earlier. Tiger was among the last larger-than-life sports
>> > celebrities that our youth could look up to. It appeared as though he
>> > had his act together.
>>
>> > Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
>>
>> > RonB
>>
>> NOT to look up to athletes or celebrities.
>> Find someone that actually contributes to society
>
>True. How many of us grew up thinking John Wayne was a hero?
Me! (he wore a _white_ hat ;) I've never looked up to an athlete,
'cept in the Olympics. _Never_ a jock, especially today.
--
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it
exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong
remedy." -- Ernest Benn
On 2/19/2010 9:22 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article<[email protected]>, Swingman
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 2/19/2010 8:03 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
>>> In article<[email protected]>, Swingman
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2/19/2010 7:04 PM, HeyBub wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Men are like fish. A woman catches one, pulls it in the boat, beats it
>>>>> with
>>>>> a club, hangs it on a stringer, and it ultimately is consumed. Down to the
>>>>> bone. Sometimes the fish is thrown back. Sometimes it escapes.
>>>>
>>>> Why is then, that women smell like ...
>>>>
>>>> Never mind.
>>>
>>> People say that, but it's not been my experience...
>>>
>>> Maybe it's been my luck that the the women I've been with over the last
>>> 40 years or so bathe?
>>
>> Baths have absolutely nothing to do with it ... either your nose has
>> behaved itself admirably over the years, your allergies are showing, or
>> you don't have a mustache? :)
>>
>> Or:
>>
>> Those of us lacking in one sense, have more highly developed alternative
>> senses. Colorblindness comes to mind, with olfactory taking up the slack.
>>
>> AAMOF, less than ten minutes ago my youngest daughter brought her puppy
>> for us to babysit ... I told SWMBO, as said daughter was putting her key
>> in the front door to come in, "Here she comes, with Sadie".
>>
>> I smelled the dog before she was in the house, and the pup had just had
>> a bath this afternoon.
>>
>> Yep, it's a curse ... unless you happen to like the smell of fish. :)
>
> I loved women from the east to west coast of Canada, from when I was 14
> until I married at 28, and never once though of fish when I've "been
> with" them...
>
> Have you ever considered the problem may be YOU?
Is that not what I said ...
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RonB wrote:
>> Tiger is the VICTIM here.
>>
>> These score-a-celebrity tarts are the villains!
>
> Oh horse-shit!
>
> We went through this a month or two ago.
>
> He ran into a tree and a bunch of women fell out of it because the SOB
> can't keep his pants zipped. It's his zipper and his dick and don't
> try to convince anyone that he wasn't trolling. In addition to
> screwing a bunch of bimbos, he screwed his family, his friends, his
> fans, his sponsors and himself. If feel sorry for the others but not
> him.
>
> As I said earlier. Tiger was among the last larger-than-life sports
> celebrities that our youth could look up to. It appeared as though he
> had his act together.
>
> Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
That jocks suck, poorly.
"HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Robatoy wrote:
>> If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
>> be sorry too.
>
> Look, Tiger lost his job, family, friends, income, reputation,
> sponsorships, probably his home, and wrecked his car.
>
What about the dog?
RonB wrote:
> As I said earlier. Tiger was among the last larger-than-life sports
> celebrities that our youth could look up to. It appeared as though he
> had his act together.
>
> Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
I'd tell my kids if you want to play golf, look at Tiger, if you want to
look up to someone, look at me! Why would anyone tell there kids to
look up at celebrities for anything?
--
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"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
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"ChairMan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> Now what do you tell you kids or grandkids.
>>
>> RonB
>
> NOT to look up to athletes or celebrities.
> Find someone that actually contributes to society
>
Exactly ! ! !
We put too much stock in celebrity status. Its a GAME they are playing.
You want heroes and role models? Look to your hard working family and
friends that are doing a lot to help others. Sure they are good at what
they do, but being a great pitcher or fantastic actor does not make you a
good person.
We have a Hall of Fame for every sport, but we have no Nurses Aid Hall Of
fame. Which person is really more important in every day life?
"HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Robatoy wrote:
>> If my boner caused me to lose millions upon millions of dollars, I'd
>> be sorry too.
>
Correction,
> Look, Tiger "THREW AWAY" his job, family, friends, income, reputation,
> sponsorships, probably his home, and wrecked his car.