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Alan Browne <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> okay then ... please keep the cross posts down....
>
> Cheers,
> Alan
>
> Bob Schmall wrote:
> > Oldest joke in Judaism:
> > Are you conservative, reformed or orthodontist?
> >
> > "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >
> >>Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
> >
> >
> >
On 20 Aug 2003 17:26:48 -0700, [email protected] (Film Shooter)
wrote:
>Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
I dunno. Its claimed our favorite metal is mercury .......
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On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 11:55:49 -0500, "Jessica L. Price"
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>"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>| Are you kidding? There is huge money in garbage.
>
>Yeah, haven't you ever seen "The Sopranos?"
REPLY:
I am not sure ...... Is that the show where the Jewish dentists get
together and form a garbage collection business?
>
>| On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 20:52:40 -0400, "swagman" <[email protected]>
>| wrote:
>|
>| >
>| >"Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>| >news:[email protected]...
>| >> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>| >
>| >Have you ever seen any Jewish garbagemen? Of course not! There is no
>money
>| >in it!
>| >
>| >
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Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Are you kidding? There is huge money in garbage.
Yeah, just ask the Mafia...
Mike Restivo wrote:
> Actually Restivo has, old man that he is ...
>
> A few generations ago, middle European immigrants, including Jews, took
> their horse and wagon, then truck, from butcher shop to butcher shop
> collecting bones to be sold to rendering plants for the process of soap
> making. Most of soap is fat.
>
> By the same token scrap cloth rags were collected to be resold in built and
> ground and used in the making of fine papers.
>
> Their cry to the shopkeepers was "Rags n' bones! Rags n' bones." and shop
> keepers would wave them to stop for a pick up or pick up a container in
> front of their shop.
>
> It was hard work with poor pay, but a necessary link in the chain of the
> fabrication of two vitally important consumer products. Consumables; there
> were and are plenty of bones and rags to be recycled, and these
> entrepreneurs fulfilled a valued and appreciated function.
>
> The entrepreneurship and perseverance of these Jews and other immigrants
> fleeing persecution in Europe, or unable to practice their profession in
> Canada due to language difficulties and unrecognized university credentials
> in some cases, like doctors, was invested into their children in a work
> ethic of efficient and innovative work habits.
>
> That is but one of the reasons that there are so many Jewish dentists and
> Jewish police officers, and Jewish lawyers, and Jewish teachers, and Jewish
> doctors and Jewish engineers ...
... and Jewish cab drivers...
okay then ... please keep the cross posts down....
Cheers,
Alan
Bob Schmall wrote:
> Oldest joke in Judaism:
> Are you conservative, reformed or orthodontist?
>
> "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>
>
>
Richard White wrote:
> "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>
> Seeing as you cross-posted this for some inexplicable reason to the
> alt.freemasonry newsgroup ..... what on earth has this question to do with
> Freemasonry.
Aren't there any Jewish dentists in masonism?
Richard White wrote:
> "Roy Jose Lorr" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> >
> > Richard White wrote:
> >
> > > "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
> > >
> > > Seeing as you cross-posted this for some inexplicable reason to the
> > > alt.freemasonry newsgroup ..... what on earth has this question to do
> with
> > > Freemasonry.
> >
> > Aren't there any Jewish dentists in masonism?
>
> There are indeed Jewish Freemasons and I've also met a Dentist Freemason
> (not Jewish).
> Doubtless there are some who are in both categories ....
> though I've not met one personally.
You're guessing, then?
Yes but our dental patients get tired
of hearing us yelling, "Rags and bones."
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 01:34:50 GMT, "Mike Restivo"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Actually Restivo has, old man that he is ...
>
>A few generations ago, middle European immigrants, including Jews, took
>their horse and wagon, then truck, from butcher shop to butcher shop
>collecting bones to be sold to rendering plants for the process of soap
>making. Most of soap is fat.
>
>By the same token scrap cloth rags were collected to be resold in built and
>ground and used in the making of fine papers.
>
>Their cry to the shopkeepers was "Rags n' bones! Rags n' bones." and shop
>keepers would wave them to stop for a pick up or pick up a container in
>front of their shop.
>
>It was hard work with poor pay, but a necessary link in the chain of the
>fabrication of two vitally important consumer products. Consumables; there
>were and are plenty of bones and rags to be recycled, and these
>entrepreneurs fulfilled a valued and appreciated function.
>
>The entrepreneurship and perseverance of these Jews and other immigrants
>fleeing persecution in Europe, or unable to practice their profession in
>Canada due to language difficulties and unrecognized university credentials
>in some cases, like doctors, was invested into their children in a work
>ethic of efficient and innovative work habits.
>
>That is but one of the reasons that there are so many Jewish dentists and
>Jewish police officers, and Jewish lawyers, and Jewish teachers, and Jewish
>doctors and Jewish engineers ...
>
>+ Mike Restivo
>
>"swagman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>>
>> Have you ever seen any Jewish garbagemen? Of course not! There is no money
>> in it!
>>
>>
>>
>
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Because they all grew up with a common dream: to make Alan Browne's
teeth look presentable!
[email protected] (Film Shooter) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
Old yes, but this one's made the rounds since Moses was a baby:
Q: "How many Jews does it take to make a Goldsmith?"
Hey ... don't look yet!
A: "Two: one male and one female ... Just like everybody else of course,
the Lord willing!"
+ Mike Restivo
"Bob Schmall" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Oldest joke in Judaism:
> Are you conservative, reformed or orthodontist?
>
> "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>
>
"Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
Have you ever seen any Jewish garbagemen? Of course not! There is no money
in it!
Actually Restivo has, old man that he is ...
A few generations ago, middle European immigrants, including Jews, took
their horse and wagon, then truck, from butcher shop to butcher shop
collecting bones to be sold to rendering plants for the process of soap
making. Most of soap is fat.
By the same token scrap cloth rags were collected to be resold in built and
ground and used in the making of fine papers.
Their cry to the shopkeepers was "Rags n' bones! Rags n' bones." and shop
keepers would wave them to stop for a pick up or pick up a container in
front of their shop.
It was hard work with poor pay, but a necessary link in the chain of the
fabrication of two vitally important consumer products. Consumables; there
were and are plenty of bones and rags to be recycled, and these
entrepreneurs fulfilled a valued and appreciated function.
The entrepreneurship and perseverance of these Jews and other immigrants
fleeing persecution in Europe, or unable to practice their profession in
Canada due to language difficulties and unrecognized university credentials
in some cases, like doctors, was invested into their children in a work
ethic of efficient and innovative work habits.
That is but one of the reasons that there are so many Jewish dentists and
Jewish police officers, and Jewish lawyers, and Jewish teachers, and Jewish
doctors and Jewish engineers ...
+ Mike Restivo
"swagman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>
> Have you ever seen any Jewish garbagemen? Of course not! There is no money
> in it!
>
>
>
"Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
Seeing as you cross-posted this for some inexplicable reason to the
alt.freemasonry newsgroup ..... what on earth has this question to do with
Freemasonry.
Good bye TROLL -- and good riddance.
"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
| Are you kidding? There is huge money in garbage.
Yeah, haven't you ever seen "The Sopranos?"
| On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 20:52:40 -0400, "swagman" <[email protected]>
| wrote:
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| >"Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
| >news:[email protected]...
| >> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
| >
| >Have you ever seen any Jewish garbagemen? Of course not! There is no
money
| >in it!
| >
| >
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| Joel M. Eichen, .
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On Sat, 13 Sep 2003 06:28:58 -0400, Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.
<[email protected]> top posted (fixed)
>On Sat, 13 Sep 2003 05:24:44 GMT, "William Graham" <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> YEAH-H-H-H! And the ones who could get into Med School but who can not
>>> stand the sight of blood, became LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>No......The ones who really LIKE the sight of blood become the
>>lawyers.......
>>
>I meant to say, "become Cerified Public Accountants!!!!!!"
>
Depends on who certifies them.
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for a first offence.
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I meant to say, "become Cerified Public Accountants!!!!!!"
On Sat, 13 Sep 2003 05:24:44 GMT, "William Graham" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
>Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> YEAH-H-H-H! And the ones who could get into Med School but who can not
>> stand the sight of blood, became LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>No......The ones who really LIKE the sight of blood become the
>lawyers.......
>
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Because they are too cheap to pay for a dentist.
[email protected] (Film Shooter) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
Because we know you freemasons are a secret society of racists who
hate jews. Look at your last name....WHITE!
"Richard White" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> "Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>
> Seeing as you cross-posted this for some inexplicable reason to the
> alt.freemasonry newsgroup ..... what on earth has this question to do with
> Freemasonry.
[email protected] (Michael Scarpitti) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > Are you kidding? There is huge money in garbage.
>
>
> Yeah, just ask the Mafia...
No fair, you guys were picking on us Jews...
post your anti-Catholic hate in a Catholic group.
On 12 Sep 2003 03:45:04 -0700, [email protected] (Monica Krowley)
wrote:
>Because they all grew up with a common dream: to make Alan Browne's
>teeth look presentable!
Many chose an easier path .... they became BRAIN SURGEONS!!!!!!
**********
>
>
>[email protected] (Film Shooter) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
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"Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
Because they are smarter than you.
THE OBVIOUS ANSWER:
BECAUSE THEY COULDN"T GET INTO MED SCHOOL!!!!!!
"Tony Spazaro" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Because they are too cheap to pay for a dentist.
>
>
> [email protected] (Film Shooter) wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
On 23 Aug 2003 04:31:33 -0700, [email protected] (Steve Yohansonson)
wrote:
>[email protected] (Michael Scarpitti) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> > Are you kidding? There is huge money in garbage.
>>
>>
>> Yeah, just ask the Mafia...
>
>No fair, you guys were picking on us Jews...
>
>post your anti-Catholic hate in a Catholic group.
...... or your can post your anti sanitation engineering propaganda in
an alt.garbage.newsgroup.
Which one? Ask Jan Drew. She posts to all of the garbage groups.
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YEAH-H-H-H! And the ones who could get into Med School but who can not
stand the sight of blood, became LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah-h-h-h-h-h-h, or famous photographers .......... or some became
guys who do cement block work for free!!!!!!!!!
Joel
On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 02:27:34 GMT, "V35B" <[email protected]> wrote:
>THE OBVIOUS ANSWER:
>
>BECAUSE THEY COULDN"T GET INTO MED SCHOOL!!!!!!
>
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>"Tony Spazaro" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Because they are too cheap to pay for a dentist.
>>
>>
>> [email protected] (Film Shooter) wrote in message
>news:<[email protected]>...
>> > Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
>
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Philadelphia PA
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> "Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> | Are you kidding? There is huge money in garbage.
>
> Yeah, haven't you ever seen "The Sopranos?"
>
> | On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 20:52:40 -0400, "swagman" <[email protected]>
> | wrote:
> |
> | >
> | >"Film Shooter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> | >news:[email protected]...
> | >> Why are there so many Jewish dentists?
> | >
> | >Have you ever seen any Jewish garbagemen? Of course not! There is no
> money
> | >in it!
> | >
> | >
> |
Who do you think is manning the garbage trucks in Eretz Yisrael?
Yechidah
Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> YEAH-H-H-H! And the ones who could get into Med School but who can not
> stand the sight of blood, became LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No......The ones who really LIKE the sight of blood become the
lawyers.......