Park Grand London Hotel

"Martin Bows" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Welcome to the Park Grand London Paddington, where elegance, panache
> come together to present a distinctive offering of contemporary
> comfort and style.
>
> The Park Grand London is a fully non-smoking policy and is well
> equipped with fitted with smoke detectors and fire alarms in all the
> rooms. Enjoy your stay at the Park Grand London Paddington, while
> being rest assured that your safety and security is well taken care
> of. 24 hour CCTV's operate in all public areas throughout the
> building.
>
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> Source - http://www.parkgrandlondon.co.uk/

Wonderful news, but have a few questions:
Is each room equipped with a small lathe, or perhaps a bandsaw?
How often does the staff empty the dust collectors?
Will I be able to fit a 5'x9', 3/4" (or whatever the metric equivalent may
be) piece of plywood in the elevator?
Does room service dispose of scrap pieces if lumber, or must I burn them in
the fireplace?
What is the cost per board foot of the materials found in the honor bar?
Are routers allowed to be operated at all hours, or is there a curfew?
Do the provided table saws have SawStop devices installed?
If so, are hotel staff available for testing those devices?
Do you allow lacquer finishing to be done in carpeted areas, or must it be
done in the bathroom?
Will the smoke detectors ignore the smell that cherry wood makes when I cut
it?
Most importantly, is there free, unlimited, access to rec.woodworking from
every room?
Thank you for this information,
Kerry