An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
by Jonathan Hayter
Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute
ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at
busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse
rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New
England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a
well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.
Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."
"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier.
Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts
the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so
consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
There you have it; indisputable proof. So ladies, if you happen to notice a
man taking a gander for a prolonged period of time, just think of it as
preventive medicine.
Mine elbows me if she see's something I might like to look at. :)
Jim in Milwaukee
George wrote:
> You're not supposed to look while SWMBO's around.
>
> "Nova" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>Lee K wrote:
>>
>>
>>>An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
>>>by Jonathan Hayter
>>>
>>>Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
>>>longer, a new survey reveals.
>>
>>Not in my household. ;-(
>>
>
>
>
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
>
> This proves a long held assertion:
>
> "More than an eye full is a waste."
>
> (or, something like that...)
>
I think that was "mouthful" :-).
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Interesting that the NEJM does NOT list ANY articles by a Dr. K.
Weatherby
Good spoof
John
On Tue, 8 Jun 2004 17:20:16 -0400, "Lee K" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
>by Jonathan Hayter
>
>
>Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
>longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute
>ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
>
>A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at
>busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse
>rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
>
>Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New
>England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a
>well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.
>Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."
>
>"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier.
>Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts
>the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so
>consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
>
>
>There you have it; indisputable proof. So ladies, if you happen to notice a
>man taking a gander for a prolonged period of time, just think of it as
>preventive medicine.
>
On Tue, 8 Jun 2004 17:20:16 -0400, "Lee K" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
>by Jonathan Hayter
This proves a long held assertion:
"More than an eye full is a waste."
(or, something like that...)
Regards,
Tom.
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Lee K wrote:
> An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
> by Jonathan Hayter
Maybe the cardiologist, but I suspect a visit to the orthopedic
surgeon will be in order.
Dave in Fairfax
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You're not supposed to look while SWMBO's around.
"Nova" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Lee K wrote:
>
> > An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
> > by Jonathan Hayter
> >
> > Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
> > longer, a new survey reveals.
>
> Not in my household. ;-(
>
Glen wrote:
> Frankly, Peter, I don't give a damn about the research in this one case, and
> I'm not going to take any chances with my health. I am going to ogle
> breasts today (at least two!) and no damned research to the contrary is
> going to stop me!
It doesn't affect me a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bit.
--
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maybe it's in the archives....
"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> John wrote:
> > Interesting that the NEJM does NOT list ANY articles by a Dr.
> > K. Weatherby
>
> John...
>
> Would you mind checking just one more time?
>
> --
> Morris Dovey
> DeSoto, Iowa USA
>
Oops.
"Doug Winterburn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 01:47:18 +0000, Peter Shull wrote:
>
> > Hoax: http://hoaxinfo.com/breasts.htm
>
> Damn it Peter, take a break with the research!
>
> -Doug
>
> --
> "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always
> depend on the support of Paul." - George Bernard Shaw
>
Hoax: http://hoaxinfo.com/breasts.htm
"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Interesting that the NEJM does NOT list ANY articles by a Dr. K.
> Weatherby
>
> Good spoof
>
> John
>
> On Tue, 8 Jun 2004 17:20:16 -0400, "Lee K" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
> >by Jonathan Hayter
> >
> >
> >Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
> >longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a
10-minute
> >ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
> >
> >A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look
at
> >busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower
pulse
> >rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
> >
> >Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New
> >England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of
a
> >well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics
workout.
> >Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."
> >
> >"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier.
> >Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily
cuts
> >the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing
so
> >consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
> >
> >
> >There you have it; indisputable proof. So ladies, if you happen to notice
a
> >man taking a gander for a prolonged period of time, just think of it as
> >preventive medicine.
> >
>
In article <[email protected]>, "Lee K" <[email protected]> writes:
>An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
>by Jonathan Hayter
>
>Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
>longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute
>ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
Wonder if my SWMBO would buy into this...
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"Lee K" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
> by Jonathan Hayter
>
>
> Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
> longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute
> ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
<snip>
Dern! A while back I had the picture that went with this, but apparently
have scrapped it.
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Tom Veatch wrote:
> On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 01:47:18 GMT, "Peter Shull" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Hoax: http://hoaxinfo.com/breasts.htm
>>
>
>
> Well, damn!! But, I think I'm gonna keep looking just in case it's not a hoax.
>
> Tom Veatch
> Wichita, KS USA
My thoughts also. My wife insists they all look the same, but I'm still
looking, just in case:-)
Joe
In article <[email protected]>,
"Bob" <[email protected]> wrote:
> maybe it's in the archives....
>
>
> "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > John wrote:
> > > Interesting that the NEJM does NOT list ANY articles by a Dr.
> > > K. Weatherby
> >
> > John...
> >
> > Would you mind checking just one more time?
> >
> > --
> > Morris Dovey
> > DeSoto, Iowa USA
> >
>
>
No, check out the stacks...
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On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 01:47:18 GMT, "Peter Shull" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Hoax: http://hoaxinfo.com/breasts.htm
>
Well, damn!! But, I think I'm gonna keep looking just in case it's not a hoax.
Tom Veatch
Wichita, KS USA
LOL.
"Take two glances and call me in the morning. If that doesn't work we might
have to institute full ogle therapy."
"Glen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Frankly, Peter, I don't give a damn about the research in this one case,
and
> I'm not going to take any chances with my health. I am going to ogle
> breasts today (at least two!) and no damned research to the contrary is
> going to stop me!
>
>
> ;-)
>
> Glen
> "Peter Shull" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Hoax: http://hoaxinfo.com/breasts.htm
> >
> > "John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Interesting that the NEJM does NOT list ANY articles by a Dr. K.
> > > Weatherby
> > >
> > > Good spoof
> > >
> > > John
> > >
> > > On Tue, 8 Jun 2004 17:20:16 -0400, "Lee K" <[email protected]>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
> > > >by Jonathan Hayter
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them
live
> > > >longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a
> > 10-minute
> > > >ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
> > > >
> > > >A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing
> look
> > at
> > > >busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and
slower
> > pulse
> > > >rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
> > > >
> > > >Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the
New
> > > >England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the
charms
> of
> > a
> > > >well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics
> > workout.
> > > >Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
> circulation."
> > > >
> > > >"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men
> healthier.
> > > >Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes
daily
> > cuts
> > > >the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by
doing
> > so
> > > >consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five
years."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >There you have it; indisputable proof. So ladies, if you happen to
> notice
> > a
> > > >man taking a gander for a prolonged period of time, just think of it
as
> > > >preventive medicine.
> > > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
Frankly, Peter, I don't give a damn about the research in this one case, and
I'm not going to take any chances with my health. I am going to ogle
breasts today (at least two!) and no damned research to the contrary is
going to stop me!
;-)
Glen
"Peter Shull" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hoax: http://hoaxinfo.com/breasts.htm
>
> "John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Interesting that the NEJM does NOT list ANY articles by a Dr. K.
> > Weatherby
> >
> > Good spoof
> >
> > John
> >
> > On Tue, 8 Jun 2004 17:20:16 -0400, "Lee K" <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
> > >by Jonathan Hayter
> > >
> > >
> > >Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live
> > >longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a
> 10-minute
> > >ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
> > >
> > >A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing
look
> at
> > >busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower
> pulse
> > >rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
> > >
> > >Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New
> > >England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms
of
> a
> > >well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics
> workout.
> > >Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
circulation."
> > >
> > >"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men
healthier.
> > >Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily
> cuts
> > >the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing
> so
> > >consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
> > >
> > >
> > >There you have it; indisputable proof. So ladies, if you happen to
notice
> a
> > >man taking a gander for a prolonged period of time, just think of it as
> > >preventive medicine.
> > >
> >
>
>