JJ

01/05/2007 11:21 PM

OT - In The What The Hell Category

http://www.gasblender.com/specs.htm

Gas powered? That means it'll probably be about as irritating as
the average leaf blower. The good thing is it'll be a stationary
target, and if you use a smaller caiber rifle, they'll never even hear
your shot.



JOAT
If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.
- W.S. Lind


This topic has 22 replies

xx

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 11:07 AM

In article <[email protected]>, Tom Veatch
wrote:

> Now, come on!!! That has got to be a spoof. I'm sure most anybody
> could find a better place to sink $1500.

Anyone who has ever been to a pro football or major college tailgate
party has seen these for the last couple of years.


Joe

xx

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 3:48 PM

Sanctimonius Tom Veatch wrote:

> Maybe that's why I've never heard of them. I'd definitely not waste my
> time in either of those activities.

And what exactly do you find so distasteful that you would "not waste
my time in either of those activities"?

That is a statement that could only be made by someone wha has never
been to one. Most that I have been to are family oriented and
multi-generational. Many times there isn't any alchohol, and often the
only difference between a tailgate party and your backyard picnic is
that you're not in your back yard.


Seesh!


Joe

Bi

Bill in Detroit

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

09/05/2007 10:31 AM

Tom Veatch wrote:

> JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
> don't see any attraction in American Football.
>
> Used to watch Australian Rules Football when I could get Cable TV.
> Never did figure out what the Rule was.
>

Nope ... you're not alone.

Bill


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Larry Blanchard

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

09/05/2007 9:29 AM

Bill in Detroit wrote:

> Tom Veatch wrote:
>
>> JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
>> don't see any attraction in American Football.
>>
>> Used to watch Australian Rules Football when I could get Cable TV.
>> Never did figure out what the Rule was.
>>
>
> Nope ... you're not alone.
>

As for me, I agree with Hemingway's comment: "The only sports are motor racing
and bullfighting - everything else is just exersize."

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Bi

Bill in Detroit

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

09/05/2007 10:17 PM

[email protected] wrote:
> Bill in Detroit <[email protected]> writes:
>> Tom Veatch wrote:
>>> JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
>>> don't see any attraction in American Football.
>> Nope ... you're not alone.
>
> For me, I just prefer not to be a spectator.
>
> Playing football can be fun.
> Watching it?!? nah.
>
> You don't know how tough it is to not be a sports fan in a sports town.
> (Pittsburgh, PA)
>
Yeah ... not much action in Detroit.


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JJ

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

02/05/2007 5:01 PM

Wed, May 2, 2007, 3:48pm [email protected] (10x) doth query:
And what exactly do you find so distasteful that you would "not waste my
time in either of those activities"? <snip>

Dunno Tom's reasoning, but for me football games're waaay too
borig. Someone once figured out there's only about 7 minutes of actual
action in the average football game. The rest of the time is spend
lining up, dancing in the end zone after a touchdown (as if they're the
only one that's ever done that), arguing with the ref, and so on. I'm
not about to pay bucks to watch some guy who gets paid millions to do al
that. When I watch football I want to watch something like Australian
rules football.



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

Cc

"CW"

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

03/05/2007 4:35 AM

Make it three. My wife wouldn't miss it though.

<Tom Veatch> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 2 May 2007 17:01:42 -0400, [email protected] (J T)
> wrote:
>
> > Dunno Tom's reasoning, but for me football games're waaay too
> >borig.
>
> Precisely my reasoning. Might go to the tailgate party if I didn't
> have to sit through the game. Might could be forced to sit through the
> game if I could bring a good book to keep myself occupied.
>
> JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
> don't see any attraction in American Football.
>
> Used to watch Australian Rules Football when I could get Cable TV.
> Never did figure out what the Rule was.

DH

Dave Hall

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

09/05/2007 4:35 PM

On Wed, 09 May 2007 11:39:37 -0400, [email protected]
wrote:

>Bill in Detroit <[email protected]> writes:
>> Tom Veatch wrote:
>>> JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
>>> don't see any attraction in American Football.
>> Nope ... you're not alone.
>
>For me, I just prefer not to be a spectator.
>
>Playing football can be fun.
>Watching it?!? nah.
>
>You don't know how tough it is to not be a sports fan in a sports town.
>(Pittsburgh, PA)

Yes I do...

Dave Hall, Pittsburgh, PA (and not a sports fan... and after two new
stadiums and a new arena, if they build one more damn multi-million
dollar playground for millionaires with my money I think I will
explode...)

AB

Andrew Barss

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

09/05/2007 6:04 PM

Bill in Detroit <[email protected]> wrote:
: Tom Veatch wrote:

:> JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
:> don't see any attraction in American Football.

: Nope ... you're not alone.

: Bill


Count me out as well --


Andy Barss

TV

Tom Veatch

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

02/05/2007 4:56 PM

On Wed, 2 May 2007 17:01:42 -0400, [email protected] (J T)
wrote:

> Dunno Tom's reasoning, but for me football games're waaay too
>borig.

Precisely my reasoning. Might go to the tailgate party if I didn't
have to sit through the game. Might could be forced to sit through the
game if I could bring a good book to keep myself occupied.

JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
don't see any attraction in American Football.

Used to watch Australian Rules Football when I could get Cable TV.
Never did figure out what the Rule was.

JJ

in reply to Tom Veatch on 02/05/2007 4:56 PM

02/05/2007 8:58 PM

Wed, May 2, 2007, 4:56pm (EDT-1) Tom Veatch doth sayeth:
JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
don't see any attraction in American Football.
Used to watch Australian Rules Football when I could get Cable TV. Never
did figure out what the Rule was.

Can't be. I figure a lot of 'em just won't admit it.

Near as I was ever able to understand the main rule was no breaking
bones on purpose.



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan

f

in reply to 10x <[email protected]> on 02/05/2007 3:48 PM

09/05/2007 11:39 AM

Bill in Detroit <[email protected]> writes:
> Tom Veatch wrote:
>> JOAT, surely we are not the only two males in these United States who
>> don't see any attraction in American Football.
> Nope ... you're not alone.

For me, I just prefer not to be a spectator.

Playing football can be fun.
Watching it?!? nah.

You don't know how tough it is to not be a sports fan in a sports town.
(Pittsburgh, PA)

--
flip
Just on the border of your waking mind, There lies - Another time,
Where darkness & light - are one. And as you tread the halls of sanity,
You feel so glad to be, Unable to go beyond. ELO - Twilight Prologue

bb

bremen68

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 6:39 AM

On May 2, 8:52 am, shawn <[email protected]> wrote:
> J T wrote:
> >http://www.gasblender.com/specs.htm
>
> > Gas powered? That means it'll probably be about as irritating as
> > the average leaf blower. The good thing is it'll be a stationary
> > target, and if you use a smaller caiber rifle, they'll never even hear
> > your shot.
>
> > JOAT
> > If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.
> > - W.S. Lind
>
> margaritas on the beach!

I saw the samething in green offered at Cabella's store in PA. That's
a lot of $$ for a margarita... :-)

Rd

Robatoy

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 12:18 PM

On May 1, 11:21 pm, [email protected] (J T) wrote:
> http://www.gasblender.com/specs.htm
>
> Gas powered? That means it'll probably be about as irritating as
> the average leaf blower. The good thing is it'll be a stationary
> target, and if you use a smaller caiber rifle, they'll never even hear
> your shot.
>
> JOAT
> If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.
> - W.S. Lind

Nothing like a belly full of cheap tequila, the smell of over over-
imbibed, puking drunks and then adding some exhaust fumes to the
cigarette smoke...are WE having FIUNH yets???

sp

shawn

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 7:52 AM

J T wrote:
> http://www.gasblender.com/specs.htm
>
> Gas powered? That means it'll probably be about as irritating as
> the average leaf blower. The good thing is it'll be a stationary
> target, and if you use a smaller caiber rifle, they'll never even hear
> your shot.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.
> - W.S. Lind
>
margaritas on the beach!

Cc

"Charley"

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 10:15 AM

These are real and not just a one-off ! Boat and camping stores carry them.

I've seen them offered in several places over the last few years. I have
absolutely no need for one and can't think of any friends who would need or
even want one, but I know somebody will buy them, if only to have something
that none of their friends have.

I have JOAT's feelings about them myself.


Charley

"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> http://www.gasblender.com/specs.htm
>
> Gas powered? That means it'll probably be about as irritating as
> the average leaf blower. The good thing is it'll be a stationary
> target, and if you use a smaller caiber rifle, they'll never even hear
> your shot.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.
> - W.S. Lind
>

DH

"Dean H."

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 8:02 AM

>>http://www.gasblender.com/specs.htm
>>
>> Gas powered? That means it'll probably be about as irritating as
>>the average leaf blower. The good thing is it'll be a stationary
>>target, and if you use a smaller caiber rifle, they'll never even hear
>>your shot.
>>
>
> Now, come on!!! That has got to be a spoof. I'm sure most anybody
> could find a better place to sink $1500.

Only $279.
There's a group of dirtbikers I know who would really enjoy this toy and its
product after riding while we camp away from civilization in the Sawtooth
Mountains. Of course, they'd probably want to put a hot pipe on it and run
race gas.

TV

Tom Veatch

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 4:48 PM

On Wed, 02 May 2007 15:48:24 -0400, 10x <[email protected]> wrote:

>And what exactly do you find so distasteful that you would "not waste
>my time in either of those activities"?

Football

TV

Tom Veatch

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

01/05/2007 11:26 PM

On Tue, 1 May 2007 23:21:32 -0400, [email protected] (J T)
wrote:

>http://www.gasblender.com/specs.htm
>
> Gas powered? That means it'll probably be about as irritating as
>the average leaf blower. The good thing is it'll be a stationary
>target, and if you use a smaller caiber rifle, they'll never even hear
>your shot.
>
>
>
>JOAT
>If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.
>- W.S. Lind


Now, come on!!! That has got to be a spoof. I'm sure most anybody
could find a better place to sink $1500.

TV

Tom Veatch

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 9:24 AM

On Wed, 2 May 2007 08:02:50 -0400, "Dean H." <[email protected]> wrote:

>
>Only $279.
>There's a group of dirtbikers I know who would really enjoy this toy and its
>product after riding while we camp away from civilization in the Sawtooth
>Mountains. Of course, they'd probably want to put a hot pipe on it and run
>race gas.
>

Oops, sorry about that. It's the "cycleblender" option that's $1495

TV

Tom Veatch

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 12:55 PM

On Wed, 02 May 2007 11:07:07 -0400, 10x <[email protected]> wrote:


>Anyone who has ever been to a pro football or major college tailgate
>party has seen these for the last couple of years.
>
Maybe that's why I've never heard of them. I'd definitely not waste my
time in either of those activities.

JOAT had the right idea.

DH

"Dean H."

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 01/05/2007 11:21 PM

02/05/2007 9:59 PM

>>Only $279.
>>There's a group of dirtbikers I know who would really enjoy this toy and
>>its
>>product after riding while we camp away from civilization in the Sawtooth
>>Mountains. Of course, they'd probably want to put a hot pipe on it and run
>>race gas.
>>
>
> Oops, sorry about that. It's the "cycleblender" option that's $1495

Oh yeah, good catch. I missed that one. That Harley market has more than a
few conspicuous consumption types.


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