I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned from
his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
"undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong - I
like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!
Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for the
wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there may
be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
vises, etc.) :-)
Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta trust
ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old dog
(until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found him
humping an inflatable leg!)
Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal and
faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!
Jummy
--
"If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
Yer just whackin' it!"
Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
know!
Renata
On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 14:24:39 -0500, "Digger" <DW> wrote:
>
>"Have you held your wood lately" with a woodworker holding a nice hardwood
>board and a wink in his eye
>
>Digger
>
>
>
>
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"Renata" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
> know!
>
> Renata
>
> On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 14:24:39 -0500, "Digger" <DW> wrote:
> >
> >"Have you held your wood lately" with a woodworker holding a nice
hardwood
> >board and a wink in his eye
> >
> >Digger
> >
> >
Ok, Ok..."wRECk girls love good wood"
Digger
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"jo4hn" who is now touching his inner-curmudgeon wrote some highly political
messages in the message that I didn't snip because he had so much insight to
say:
> Grumble!
Yeah yeah - blah blah - you know damn well how much you like jummywood,
jo4hn. Don't make me post all the pics you've sent me of your work that you
asked me *not* to tell anyone about on the wreck. Sheesh! Talk about a
closet jummywooder! LOL!
Jums
"Dan Dresner" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:IzzYa.90598$Ho3.11903@sccrnsc03...
> OK, then how about
>
> "Got Wood?"
>
> ;^))
>
> DanD
>
> "Renata" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
> > know!
> >
> > Renata
> >
> > On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 14:24:39 -0500, "Digger" <DW> wrote:
> > >
> > >"Have you held your wood lately" with a woodworker holding a nice
> hardwood
> > >board and a wink in his eye
> > >
> > >Digger
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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>
Care to examine my jointing technique?
or
Woodworkers can cut it
Mekon
> jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote in news:vAuYa.74$H4.3904
> @newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net:
>
> > Actually I was thinking of putting my artist kid to work on something.
> > She does caricature rather well. Maybe Norm arguing with a Neanderthal
> > over some cutoffs or some such. Ideas?
> >
Norm and Ray Underhill attired in prw wresting garb based on their normal
appearance. They are circling one another and fighting. Ray's weapon is a
huge plane. Norm's weapon is a brad nailer and\or a router.
The caption would read, Normites versus Neanders, a fight to the death.
Try these on for size...
I survived the w(rec)k
Woodworkers make better lovers
Woodworkers never die, they just go to splinters
--
Be sure to check out Joe's and Betty's webpages...
http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/kb8qlrjoe/index.html
"Bob Schmall" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "George Anderson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > How about "The Wreck, where your tools are only as good as your skills"
> and
> > outlines of a normite facing the neander that Spokeshave had on his
> website.
> > George Anderson
>
> George, you're onto something. The cartoon Normite and neander with power
> planer and #5 in hand, respectively, in a staredown. Who's up for posting
> some captions?
> I'll start: "rec.woodworking--where gentlemen (persons?) disagree."
>
> Bob
> --
> Smart-Ass Intellectual
>
> >
> > "Jim Mc Namara" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned
> from
> > > his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
> > > "undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me
wrong -
> I
> > > like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
> > > arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!
> > >
> > > Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts
for
> > the
> > > wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although
there
> > may
> > > be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
> > > vises, etc.) :-)
> > >
> > > Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta
> > trust
> > > ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old
> dog
> > > (until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and
found
> > him
> > > humping an inflatable leg!)
> > >
> > > Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal
> and
> > > faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!
> > >
> > > Jummy
> > >
> > > --
> > > "If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
> > > Yer just whackin' it!"
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
"George Anderson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> How about "The Wreck, where your tools are only as good as your skills"
and
> outlines of a normite facing the neander that Spokeshave had on his
website.
> George Anderson
George, you're onto something. The cartoon Normite and neander with power
planer and #5 in hand, respectively, in a staredown. Who's up for posting
some captions?
I'll start: "rec.woodworking--where gentlemen (persons?) disagree."
Bob
--
Smart-Ass Intellectual
>
> "Jim Mc Namara" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned
from
> > his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
> > "undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong -
I
> > like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
> > arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!
> >
> > Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for
> the
> > wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there
> may
> > be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
> > vises, etc.) :-)
> >
> > Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta
> trust
> > ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old
dog
> > (until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found
> him
> > humping an inflatable leg!)
> >
> > Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal
and
> > faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!
> >
> > Jummy
> >
> > --
> > "If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
> > Yer just whackin' it!"
> >
> >
>
>
How about "The Wreck, where your tools are only as good as your skills" and
outlines of a normite facing the neander that Spokeshave had on his website.
Check out http://www.ct-astronomer.com/stellafane2003.htm for a very nice
wooden telescope (not mine, just a friends).
George Anderson
"Jim Mc Namara" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned from
> his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
> "undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong - I
> like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
> arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!
>
> Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for
the
> wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there
may
> be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
> vises, etc.) :-)
>
> Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta
trust
> ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old dog
> (until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found
him
> humping an inflatable leg!)
>
> Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal and
> faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!
>
> Jummy
>
> --
> "If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
> Yer just whackin' it!"
>
>
On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 13:42:30 GMT, "Jim Mc Namara" <[email protected]>
pixelated:
>Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for the
Found it.
>wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there may
>be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
>vises, etc.) :-)
I believe the "Got WOOD?" phrase took top honors, ya lyin'
sack of...of...jummywood.
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On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 13:42:30 GMT, "Jim Mc Namara" <[email protected]>
pixelated:
> I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned from
>his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
>"undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong - I
>like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
>arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!
I guess I outran 'em, eh? BTW, what was I wanted for?
(And when was I arrested? Musta slept thru it.)
>Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for the
I'll have to Google it sometime, eh?
>wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there may
>be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
>vises, etc.) :-)
I'm glad you didn't ask me as I don't -do- "soft porn" sir.
>Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta trust
>ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old dog
>(until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found him
>humping an inflatable leg!)
No, you can't use the term "your old dog" cuz I don't believe in
slavery and would never own a GDMFBASOB noisemaker like a canine.
Uh, uh. No effin' way!
>Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal and
>faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!
Sit! Stay! Hush! If I want a bark out of you I'll kick ya.
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"Myxylplyk" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> A nice drawing of a LN plane with a cord attached...
> undercaptioned with "Got Wood?"
Great minds think alike, don't they? ;-)
-- Ernie
"Renata" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
> know!
"Got board?" :-)
-- Ernie