"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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On Jun 13, 1:12 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
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> Didn't want you to
> think I blew you off.
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....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
No! It doesn't mean he's pouring his cats milk in his crotch for a quickie!
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On Jun 13, 1:07 pm, "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Thanks very much. For some reason it didn't make it to my server--had
> to go to google groups--if you hadn't pinged me I'd have never known.
Excellent.
Good luck on the project!
Robert
Reminds me of the one I heard...
Did you hear about the new "Survivor" show. It is filmed in Texas and the
contestants must drive around the state completely in a pink Cadillac with 2
bumper stickers. One that says "Gay Pride" on a rainbow colored background
and one that says "Gun control...I'm for it"
I don't see any one winning.....
Allen
"Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Dave in Houston" wrote in message
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>> > On Jun 13, 1:28 pm, Robatoy wrote:
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>> >> ....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
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>> > Probably not. I've heard about you northern boys and those long
>> > lonely winters, shut in with nothing to do.... ;^)
>> >
>> > Robert
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>> > (From Texas, where men are men, and sheep are afraid.)
>>
>> Q: How do you know when you're getting close to College Station
> (Texas
>> A&M)?
>> A: The sheep and the heifers are backed up to the fence(s).
>>
>> Right, Swing?
>>
>> Dave in Houston
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> LOL ... read on, realizing however, that ONLY an Aggie is authorized to
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> What do you call an Aggie with a sheep under each arm?
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On Jun 13, 6:47=A0pm, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
> Swingman wrote:
> > "Dave in Houston" wrote in message
> >> <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >>> On Jun 13, 1:28 pm, Robatoy =A0wrote:
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> >>>> ....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
> >>> Probably not. =A0I've heard about you northern boys and those long
> >>> lonely winters, shut in with nothing to do.... =A0 =A0 =A0;^)
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> >>> Robert
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> >>> (From Texas, where men are men, and sheep are afraid.)
> >> =A0 =A0 Q: =A0How do you know when you're getting close to College Stat=
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> > (Texas
> >> A&M)?
> >> =A0 =A0 A: =A0The sheep and the heifers are backed up to the fence(s).
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> >> =A0 =A0 Right, Swing?
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> >> Dave in Houston
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> > LOL ... read on, realizing however, that ONLY an Aggie is authorized to =
tell
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> > What do you call an Aggie with a sheep under each arm?
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> > ... pimp!
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> > Eat your heart out jo4hn! :)
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> eeeeeuuuuuuuuuww. =A0titter.
you mean: yeeeeeeeeuuuuuwwwwww?
Swingman wrote:
> "Dave in Houston" wrote in message
>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>> On Jun 13, 1:28 pm, Robatoy wrote:
>>>
>>>> ....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
>>> Probably not. I've heard about you northern boys and those long
>>> lonely winters, shut in with nothing to do.... ;^)
>>>
>>> Robert
>>>
>>> (From Texas, where men are men, and sheep are afraid.)
>> Q: How do you know when you're getting close to College Station
> (Texas
>> A&M)?
>> A: The sheep and the heifers are backed up to the fence(s).
>>
>> Right, Swing?
>>
>> Dave in Houston
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> LOL ... read on, realizing however, that ONLY an Aggie is authorized to tell
> the following:
>
> What do you call an Aggie with a sheep under each arm?
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> Eat your heart out jo4hn! :)
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eeeeeuuuuuuuuuww. titter.
<[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Jun 13, 1:28 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> ....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
>
> Probably not. I've heard about you northern boys and those long
> lonely winters, shut in with nothing to do.... ;^)
>
> Robert
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> (From Texas, where men are men, and sheep are afraid.)
Q: How do you know when you're getting close to College Station (Texas
A&M)?
A: The sheep and the heifers are backed up to the fence(s).
Right, Swing?
Dave in Houston
"Douglas Johnson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Allen Roy" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>Reminds me of the one I heard...
>>
>>Did you hear about the new "Survivor" show. It is filmed in Texas and the
>>contestants must drive around the state completely in a pink Cadillac with
>>2
>>bumper stickers. One that says "Gay Pride" on a rainbow colored background
>>and one that says "Gun control...I'm for it"
>
> All Texans are in favor of gun control. It's important to hit where you
> aim.
Or the bumper/window sticker: IF YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS,
YOU'RE IN RANGE.
Dave in Houston
Robatoy wrote:
> On Jun 13, 6:47 pm, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Swingman wrote:
>>> "Dave in Houston" wrote in message
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>> On Jun 13, 1:28 pm, Robatoy wrote:
>>>>>> ....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
>>>>> Probably not. I've heard about you northern boys and those long
>>>>> lonely winters, shut in with nothing to do.... ;^)
>>>>> Robert
>>>>> (From Texas, where men are men, and sheep are afraid.)
>>>> Q: How do you know when you're getting close to College Station
>>> (Texas
>>>> A&M)?
>>>> A: The sheep and the heifers are backed up to the fence(s).
>>>> Right, Swing?
>>>> Dave in Houston
>>> LOL ... read on, realizing however, that ONLY an Aggie is authorized to tell
>>> the following:
>>> What do you call an Aggie with a sheep under each arm?
>>> ... pimp!
>>> Eat your heart out jo4hn! :)
>> eeeeeuuuuuuuuuww. titter.
>
> you mean: yeeeeeeeeuuuuuwwwwww?
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwweee.
On Jun 13, 1:12=A0pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
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> =A0Didn't want you to
> think I blew you off.
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=2E...does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Dave in Houston wrote:
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>> Q: How do you know when you're getting close to College Station
> (Texas
>> A&M)?
>> A: The sheep and the heifers are backed up to the fence(s).
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> Location, location, location.
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> In Texas, they call em "Aggie Jokes".
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> Other places call em "Pollack jokes".
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> Same results.
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> Lew
Upper midwest, it's UP'er jokes (don't know if I've got that spelled
right, I'm not from there,just know people who are)
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If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:12:09 -0400, B A R R Y <[email protected]>
wrote:
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>Did you see the episode of the BBC Show "Top Gear" where they really
>did that in Alabama? The episode involved buying $2000 cars in Miami
>and driving them to New Orleans, completing challenges along the way.
>
>In one challenge, the hosts ("Presenters" on BBC <G>) had to write
>slogans on each other's vehicles to try to get each other "killed
>off". Little did they know how effective it would be.
Link:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lEx-XADpb8>
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On Jun 13, 1:28 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> ....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
Probably not. I've heard about you northern boys and those long
lonely winters, shut in with nothing to do.... ;^)
Robert
(From Texas, where men are men, and sheep are afraid.)
[email protected] wrote:
> John - I put up a response to your roofing question, a little later
> than I wanted to. Duty calls sometimes, you know.
>
> There could be some things there that help out. Didn't want you to
> think I blew you off.
Thanks very much. For some reason it didn't make it to my server--had
to go to google groups--if you hadn't pinged me I'd have never known.
I think you've pretty much addressed all my questions. I've got
plastic capped nails paid for so they're no problem--FWIW, the GAF
site says specifically that stapling Deck Armor voids the warranty so
that's out--put down with plastic capped nails it's rated to be
waterproof under direct exposure for 120 days, whcih means that once
I've got it down I can shingle as time allows without having to worry
about keeping a tarp over everything that's not covered.
I think the confusion over shingles has to do with the rest of the
job--there's a 1.5 in 12 shed attached to a 6-in-12 garage--the garage
gets shingled, the shed gets Liberty.
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"Allen Roy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Reminds me of the one I heard...
>
>Did you hear about the new "Survivor" show. It is filmed in Texas and the
>contestants must drive around the state completely in a pink Cadillac with 2
>bumper stickers. One that says "Gay Pride" on a rainbow colored background
>and one that says "Gun control...I'm for it"
All Texans are in favor of gun control. It's important to hit where you aim.
-- Doug
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:15:08 -0500, Douglas Johnson
<[email protected]> wrote:
>>Did you hear about the new "Survivor" show. It is filmed in Texas and the
>>contestants must drive around the state completely in a pink Cadillac with 2
>>bumper stickers. One that says "Gay Pride" on a rainbow colored background
>>and one that says "Gun control...I'm for it"
Did you see the episode of the BBC Show "Top Gear" where they really
did that in Alabama? The episode involved buying $2000 cars in Miami
and driving them to New Orleans, completing challenges along the way.
In one challenge, the hosts ("Presenters" on BBC <G>) had to write
slogans on each other's vehicles to try to get each other "killed
off". Little did they know how effective it would be.
A pickup had "Man Love Rules", another car had "Hillary Clinton for
President" and "NASCAR Sucks!", the last "Country and Western is
Rubbish" and something about George Bush, driven by three British
guys.
After being confronted by the gas station clerk, a woman who asked
them if they "Were a bunch of queers looking to get beaten in a small
town", and threatened to "Call the boys to beat your asses". They
ended up getting chased out of a gas station by a pickup truck loaded
with armed "boys". The hosts were scared enough to quickly hide and
wipe it all off before continuing on.
At first I thought it was a staged theatrical setup, but we watched
the scene several times, and unfortunately, it all appeared to be
quite real.
The episode also included some view and commentaries of Miami and
Katrina-damaged New Orleans from an "dark comedy" angle not normally
seen on US TV. All of it was far from flattering to America, but
unfortunately, pretty close to the mark.
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On 2008-06-14, Allen Roy <[email protected]> wrote:
> Did you hear about the new "Survivor" show. It is filmed in Texas and the
> contestants must drive around the state completely in a pink Cadillac with 2
> bumper stickers. One that says "Gay Pride" on a rainbow colored background
> and one that says "Gun control...I'm for it"
A popular british show called "Top Gear" had something similar as one
of their challenges (a southern USA special). They painted each others
cars with stuff that they thought would get them in trouble with the
locals. At a service station the presenters were chased by rednecks
and had to quickly pull off on a highway and clean off the signage so
they could give them the slip. It was a bit scarey.
"Dave in Houston" wrote in message
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> <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > On Jun 13, 1:28 pm, Robatoy wrote:
> >
> >> ....does that mean what it means around these parts? <G>
> >
> > Probably not. I've heard about you northern boys and those long
> > lonely winters, shut in with nothing to do.... ;^)
> >
> > Robert
> >
> > (From Texas, where men are men, and sheep are afraid.)
>
> Q: How do you know when you're getting close to College Station
(Texas
> A&M)?
> A: The sheep and the heifers are backed up to the fence(s).
>
> Right, Swing?
>
> Dave in Houston
LOL ... read on, realizing however, that ONLY an Aggie is authorized to tell
the following:
What do you call an Aggie with a sheep under each arm?
... pimp!
Eat your heart out jo4hn! :)
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