JJ

[email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT)

21/07/2003 5:39 AM

OT - GOOGLEFIGHT

http://www.googlefight.com/

JOAT
Let's just take it for granted you don't know what the Hell you're
talking about.

Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 19 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/JOATorJackOfAll/page4.html


This topic has 29 replies

DB

Dave Balderstone

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 11:33 PM

Weird site.

Bill Gates vs Bill Gates...

Bill Gates wins with 406,000 vs Bill Gates with 380,000.

WTF?

djb

--
"Wherever there is a jackboot stomping on a human face there will be a
well-heeled Western liberal to explain that the face does, after all, enjoy
free health care and 100 percent literacy." -- John Derbyshire

TD

Tim Douglass

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

23/07/2003 4:40 PM

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 05:39:25 -0400 (EDT), [email protected]
(Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) wrote:

>http://www.googlefight.com/


Radial Arm Saw - 38,900
Radio Alarm Saw - 189,000

Hmmm.....

Tim Douglass

http://www.DouglassClan.com

Gd

Gnube

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 3:49 PM

On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 01:30:13 -0500, Traves W. Coppock
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 05:39:25 -0400 (EDT), [email protected]
>(Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT)Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:
>
>>http://www.googlefight.com/
>
>Here is one that might settle alot of things,,,
>
>poly (2 930 000 results)
>oil (23 400 000 results)
>
>hehe
>
>Traves

THIS was ever an issue? ;O)


Take Care,
Gnube
{too thick for linux}

WK

WALT K

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

23/07/2003 6:46 AM


Jo4hn check google your up to 5 now inculding one from germany

On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 03:39:50 GMT, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:

>Hey bubbie, now you're padding the numbers. Whaddr yu, a danged
>Republican or sompin'?
> snarfle,
> jo4hn
>And where in blazes did you come up with 6 results for jo4444444hn?
>
>Jim Mc Namara spewed forth:
>
>> "jo4hn" whined in message:
>>
>>>Jummy (3340 results) versus jo4hn (0 results).
>>>
>>>This thing is obviously FIXED!! Booooooooooooo.
>>>grumble,
>>
>>
>> Hey j4 . . . check again
>>
>> Jummy (348,264 results) versus jo4hn (6 results). Did you get off early and
>> vote again? LOL!
>>
>> Jums
>>
>>
>>

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

23/07/2003 4:04 AM

On 22 Jul 2003 12:05:56 -0700, [email protected] (Jason) pixelated:

>Larry Jaques <jake@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>>
>> And yet another reason to own lots of Neander tools.
>> Once those lights go out from stiffing Reddy Kilowatt,
>> they're all you have!
>
>Ordinarily I'd agree, but:
>
>Hand tools: 3 820 000
>Power tools: 5 330 000

Check it again once the power goes out. Oh, wait, you
can't do that, can you? ;)

(Hint taken yet?)


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cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to Larry Jaques on 23/07/2003 4:04 AM

23/07/2003 9:00 AM

Larry Jaques writes:

>>Ordinarily I'd agree, but:
>>
>>Hand tools: 3 820 000
>>Power tools: 5 330 000
>
>Check it again once the power goes out. Oh, wait, you
>can't do that, can you? ;)

Which means you work by a window, or with kerosene light, too, right?

There's a test: kerosene vs. WD40. Kero 153,000, WD40 50,500.

Charlie Self

"If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is
to function it must have dissent."
Henry Commager





TW

Traves W. Coppock

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 1:30 AM

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 05:39:25 -0400 (EDT), [email protected]
(Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT)Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:

>http://www.googlefight.com/

Here is one that might settle alot of things,,,

poly (2 930 000 results)
oil (23 400 000 results)

hehe

Traves

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 1:56 PM

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 19:40:09 -0500, "Bob S"
<[email protected]> pixelated:

>Buy Power Tools 3 420 000 results
>Pay Bills 2 340 000 results
>
>Folks, we have a clear winner here!

And yet another reason to own lots of Neander tools.
Once those lights go out from stiffing Reddy Kilowatt,
they're all you have!


----------------------------------------------
Never attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps
http://www.diversify.com Comprehensive Website Design
===========================================================

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 2:16 PM

"Steve" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Craftsman ( 758 000 results) versus Powermatic ( 91 700 results)

>> The winner is: ** Craftsman**

Yabbut, weren't 97.835% of those warranty replacement
questions, disgusted rants, and warn-offs?


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Never attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps
http://www.diversify.com Comprehensive Website Design
===========================================================

BF

Bruce Farley

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

23/07/2003 5:53 AM

i

> http://www.googlefight.com/
>
glue with clamps 47,400 glue with brads 10,800

JM

"Jim Mc Namara"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 8:41 PM


"jo4hn" whined in message:
> Jummy (3340 results) versus jo4hn (0 results).
>
> This thing is obviously FIXED!! Booooooooooooo.
> grumble,

Hey j4 . . . check again

Jummy (348,264 results) versus jo4hn (6 results). Did you get off early and
vote again? LOL!

Jums


jj

jo4hn

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

23/07/2003 2:52 PM

Since Walt is a more reliable source than Jums, I decided to take his
advice and DAGS. I came up with four. Interesting. Either this web
thing is really fluid or we really are not dealing with an exact
science. Hmmmmm.
mahalo,
jo4hn

WALT K wrote:
> Jo4hn check google your up to 5 now inculding one from germany
>
> On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 03:39:50 GMT, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Hey bubbie, now you're padding the numbers. Whaddr yu, a danged
[snippage]

jj

jo4hn

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 3:41 AM

I see we are not dealing with an exact science here. Computers are a
passing fad anyway.
j4

Dave Balderstone wrote:

> Weird site.
>
> Bill Gates vs Bill Gates...
>
> Bill Gates wins with 406,000 vs Bill Gates with 380,000.
>
> WTF?
>
> djb
>

JM

"Jim Mc Namara"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 4:51 PM


"Steve" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Craftsman ( 758 000 results) versus Powermatic ( 91 700 results)
>
>
> The winner is: ** Craftsman**

Must be a site sponsor! LOL!

Jummy


jP

[email protected] (PC Gameplayer)

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 8:43 AM

> http://www.googlefight.com/
>
Just in case anyone is wondering..."God" beats "porn" 43M to 37M. Yay God! (C:

Jim

WB

"Wood Butcher"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 11:06 PM

versus GENERAL(116 000 000 results)
versus DELTA(12 900 000 results)
versus JET(7 970 000 results)
versus CRAPSMAN(263 results)

Art

"Steve" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Craftsman ( 758 000 results) versus Powermatic ( 91 700 results)
>
>
> The winner is: ** Craftsman**
>
>
>

jJ

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 12:05 PM

Larry Jaques <jake@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>
> And yet another reason to own lots of Neander tools.
> Once those lights go out from stiffing Reddy Kilowatt,
> they're all you have!
>

Ordinarily I'd agree, but:

Hand tools: 3 820 000
Power tools: 5 330 000

J

WB

"Wood Butcher"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 11:06 PM

OTOH
MOHAMMED(1 280 000 results) "beats" JESUS(1 270 000 results)
SEX(144 000 000 results) "beats" RELIGION(981 000 results)


"PC Gameplayer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> > http://www.googlefight.com/
> >
> Just in case anyone is wondering..."God" beats "porn" 43M to 37M. Yay
God! (C:
>
> Jim


TT

"TexasFireGuy"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

24/07/2003 8:20 PM

Man....even I got 13.

"WALT K" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Jo4hn check google your up to 5 now inculding one from germany
>
> On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 03:39:50 GMT, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >Hey bubbie, now you're padding the numbers. Whaddr yu, a danged
> >Republican or sompin'?
> > snarfle,
> > jo4hn
> >And where in blazes did you come up with 6 results for jo4444444hn?
> >
> >Jim Mc Namara spewed forth:
> >
> >> "jo4hn" whined in message:
> >>
> >>>Jummy (3340 results) versus jo4hn (0 results).
> >>>
> >>>This thing is obviously FIXED!! Booooooooooooo.
> >>>grumble,
> >>
> >>
> >> Hey j4 . . . check again
> >>
> >> Jummy (348,264 results) versus jo4hn (6 results). Did you get off
early and
> >> vote again? LOL!
> >>
> >> Jums
> >>
> >>
> >>
>

cC

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 7:08 AM

[email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> http://www.googlefight.com/
>
> JOAT
> Let's just take it for granted you don't know what the Hell you're
> talking about.
>
> Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
> Web Page Update 19 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.
> http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/JOATorJackOfAll/page4.html

For those of you who would rather cut off a finger than stain cherry,
you are in good company...

Stain cherry - 60,800
Cut off finger - 844,000

JJ

[email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT)

in reply to [email protected] (Chris) on 22/07/2003 7:08 AM

23/07/2003 1:00 AM

Tue, Jul 22, 2003, 7:08am (EDT-3) [email protected] (Chris)
says:
For those of you who would rather cut off a finger than stain cherry,
you are in good company...
Stain cherry - 60,800
Cut off finger - 844,000

You never stain cherry, you paint it. Everyone should know that. I got
it in writing even.
paint pine 125,000
paint cherry 215,000

JOAT
Always put off until tomorrow something which, tomorrow, you could put
off until, let's say, next year.
- Lady Myria LeJean.

Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 19 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/JOATorJackOfAll/page4.html

Sw

"Steve"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 3:56 PM


"PC Gameplayer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> > http://www.googlefight.com/
> >
> Just in case anyone is wondering..."God" beats "porn" 43M to 37M. Yay
God! (C:
>
> Jim



ROY (6 510 000 results) versus NORM (3 190 000 results)
The winner is: ROY

(OWWM)

JM

"Jim Mc Namara"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 1:30 PM


"Traves W. Coppock" wrote in message:
>
> Here is one that might settle alot of things,,,
>
> poly (2 930 000 results)
> oil (23 400 000 results)
>
> hehe

Ain't funny Traves!!! I bet you counted votes in Florida too, didn't ya!

Jums


JJ

[email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT)

in reply to "Jim Mc Namara" on 22/07/2003 1:30 PM

23/07/2003 12:51 AM

Tue, Jul 22, 2003, 1:30pm (EDT+4) [email protected] (Jim=A0Mc=A0Namara)
says:
Ain't funny Traves!!! I bet you counted votes in Florida too, didn't ya!

He wanted to be completely fair, so he counted them several times
in fact.

JOAT
Always put off until tomorrow something which, tomorrow, you could put
off until, let's say, next year.
- Lady Myria LeJean.

Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 19 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/JOATorJackOfAll/page4.html

JM

"Jim Mc Namara"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 1:36 PM


"jo4hn" mumbled sumpin' in a message but I included it here anyways so ya'll
could see it:

> Hey bubbie, now you're padding the numbers. Whaddr yu, a danged
> Republican or sompin'?

Hell son - I live in Texas . . . gotta have the edge from somewhere! :-)

> And where in blazes did you come up with 6 results for jo4444444hn?

I dunno - I thought ya had some wimmen out there wantin' some child support
so I guess that if they thought they could vote for ya - you'd send 'em some
money.

You remember what the judge said when the you went before him and said "Yo
honor - they ain't my kids. I mean - hell - they don't even look like me!"

The Judge grabbed his gavel and said: "Don't worry there jo4hn - you feed
'em - they'll favor ya!" LOL!

Jummy



Pp

"PM6564"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 11:19 AM


"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I see we are not dealing with an exact science here. Computers are a
> passing fad anyway.
> j4

That's why I never got one.

Sw

"Steve"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

22/07/2003 2:21 PM


"Larry Jaques" <jake@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 19:40:09 -0500, "Bob S"
> <[email protected]> pixelated:
>
> >Buy Power Tools 3 420 000 results
> >Pay Bills 2 340 000 results
> >
> >Folks, we have a clear winner here!
>
> And yet another reason to own lots of Neander tools.
> Once those lights go out from stiffing Reddy Kilowatt,
> they're all you have!
>
>

larry jacques ( 225 000 results) versus larry jaques ( 10 200 results)


The winner is: larry jacques


"C"-less indeed...

gg

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 4:05 PM

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 05:39:25 -0400 (EDT), [email protected]
(Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) wrote:

>http://www.googlefight.com/
>
>JOAT
>Let's just take it for granted you don't know what the Hell you're
>talking about.
>
>Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
>Web Page Update 19 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.
>http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/JOATorJackOfAll/page4.html

al kyder beat BAD 166 to zip~!!!!!! sorry dave. no offence intended.
just that kind of day! george

Sw

"Steve"

in reply to [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) on 21/07/2003 5:39 AM

21/07/2003 3:59 PM

Craftsman ( 758 000 results) versus Powermatic ( 91 700 results)


The winner is: ** Craftsman**



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