JJ

"Josepi"

01/04/2011 11:01 AM

B ck from my t ble ccident

I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s doing!

You get distr cted nd the next thing you know piece of your h nd i
flying cross the room.

Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd pulling b ck from the bl de. I h d
the gu rd off, just for moment!

Luckily it w s only one finger nd not the most import nt one.

Visit to the hospit l for few hours l ter I w s home g in.

B ck to the t ble s w nd le rned n sty lesson th t time!


ll the best to the rest of you nd keep your gu rds on!

Now to get the band ges off!


This topic has 18 replies

Rc

Robatoy

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 9:31 AM

On Apr 1, 12:18=A0pm, FrozenNorth <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On 4/01/11 11:51 AM, Robatoy wrote:
>
> > On Apr 1, 11:44 am, marc rosen<[email protected]> =A0wrote:
> >> Gl d to re d you =A0re not too h rmed. =A0Hope you he l soon.
>
> >> M rc
>
> > (He screwed up with the word 'band ges')
>
> He screws up every time he posts, why should this one be any different?
>
> --
> Froz...
>
> The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.

I never (seldom) read his top-posted shit, but I did read this post.
Btw, Ang has booked us in a TO hotel for the weekend of April 29 to
attend a medical conference at U of Toronto.

Rc

Robatoy

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 9:31 PM

On Apr 1, 10:36=A0pm, "Josepi" <[email protected]> wrote:

> No! =A0I h ve been typing with my nose., hunt 'n peck style
>

I always figured you for a pecker head.

mr

marc rosen

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 8:44 AM

Gl d to re d you re not too h rmed. Hope you he l soon.

M rc

LM

"Lee Michaels"

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 10:12 PM



"Josepi" babbled...
>
> April Fools !
> ----------------------
>
As always, no style, no class and no taste.

When I first read this, I was immediately suspicious. Then I began hoping it
really did happen to you. Just because we would not have to read your inane
babbling any more.


GW

George Watson

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

02/04/2011 11:07 AM

Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>Josepi wrote:
>> I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s doing!
>>
>> You get distr cted nd the next thing you know piece of your h nd i
>> flying cross the room.
>>
>> Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd pulling b ck from the bl de. I h
>> d the gu rd off, just for moment!
>>
>> Luckily it w s only one finger nd not the most import nt one.
>>
>> Visit to the hospit l for few hours l ter I w s home g in.
>>
>> B ck to the t ble s w nd le rned n sty lesson th t time!
>>
>>
>> ll the best to the rest of you nd keep your gu rds on!
>>
>> Now to get the band ges off!
>>
>
>Not the least bit funny.
Tis a punch line.

.. think about it.

george

GW

George Watson

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

02/04/2011 11:49 AM

Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>George Watson wrote:
>> Bill<[email protected]> wrote:
>>> Josepi wrote:
>>>> I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s doing!
>>>>
>>>> You get distr cted nd the next thing you know piece of your h nd i
>>>> flying cross the room.
>>>>
>>>> Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd pulling b ck from the bl de. I h
>>>> d the gu rd off, just for moment!
>>>>
>>>> Luckily it w s only one finger nd not the most import nt one.
>>>>
>>>> Visit to the hospit l for few hours l ter I w s home g in.
>>>>
>>>> B ck to the t ble s w nd le rned n sty lesson th t time!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ll the best to the rest of you nd keep your gu rds on!
>>>>
>>>> Now to get the band ges off!
>>>>
>>>
>>> Not the least bit funny.
>> Tis a punch line.
>>
>> .. think about it.
>
>At the beginning, I thought he really hurt himself. Then I thought "he
>owes me one"...but that's not a dept I need repaid. Some boys never
>learned not to "cry wolf"...
>
>Bill
>
Some boys never realise they
are just one, a decidedly 'different' "one".
Such is your good buddy
Gymmy Bob/Janice/Bengi/Josepi.
The one the Wolf gets to eat, and keep.

Your boy has at least three other owners,
becoming thoroughly confused when
any of them whistle.

.. but enough, back to working wood.
cheerio
george

mr

marc rosen

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 9:13 AM

On Apr 1, 11:51=A0am, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 1, 11:44=A0am, marc rosen <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Gl d to re d you =A0re not too h rmed. =A0Hope you he l soon.
>
> > M rc
>
> (He screwed up with the word 'band ges')

re you sure th t w s not blood shooting out from his wound th t c
used the letter " " to be typed?
=20
M rc, g in

Sb

"SonomaProducts.com"

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 10:19 PM

I usually don't keep track of who is an ahole and who isn't but I
seemed to recall you were usually a caustic bastard. However, I was
poised to offer my sincere sympathy. Not funny. Not appreciated.
Wouldn't wish that fate on anyone but you do come close. Might be time
to cosider a filter between brain and free, non-masturbating hand when
you type this shit.

For everyone else, lets be careful out there.

On Apr 1, 6:59=A0pm, "Josepi" <[email protected]> wrote:
> April =A0Fools !
>
> ----------------------
>
> "Josepi" =A0wrote in messagenews:[email protected]...
>
> I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s =A0 doing!
>
> You get distr cted =A0nd the next thing you know =A0piece of your h nd i
> flying =A0cross the room.
>
> Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd =A0pulling b ck from the bl de. I=
h d
> the gu rd off, just for =A0 moment!
>
> Luckily =A0it w s only one finger =A0nd not the most import nt one.
>
> Visit to the hospit l =A0for =A0few hours l ter I w s home =A0g in.
>
> B ck to the t ble s w =A0nd le rned =A0 =A0 n sty lesson th t =A0time!
>
> ll the best to the rest of you =A0nd keep your gu rds on!
>
> Now to get the band ges off!

JJ

"Josepi"

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 10:36 PM

No! I h ve been typing with my nose., hunt 'n peck style


Wh t d y is it, there?

-----------------

"HeyBub" wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
They didn't try to re-attach the finger?

Rc

Robatoy

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 8:51 AM

On Apr 1, 11:44=A0am, marc rosen <[email protected]> wrote:
> Gl d to re d you =A0re not too h rmed. =A0Hope you he l soon.
>
> M rc

(He screwed up with the word 'band ges')

Rc

Robatoy

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 9:59 AM

On Apr 1, 12:53=A0pm, FrozenNorth <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On 4/01/11 12:31 PM, Robatoy wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 1, 12:18 pm, FrozenNorth<[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >> On 4/01/11 11:51 AM, Robatoy wrote:
>
> >>> On Apr 1, 11:44 am, marc rosen<[email protected]> =A0 =A0wrote:
> >>>> Gl d to re d you =A0re not too h rmed. =A0Hope you he l soon.
>
> >>>> M rc
>
> >>> (He screwed up with the word 'band ges')
>
> >> He screws up every time he posts, why should this one be any different=
?
>
> > I never (seldom) read his top-posted shit, but I did read this post.
> > Btw, Ang has booked us in a TO hotel for the weekend of April 29 to
> > attend a medical conference at U of Toronto.
>
> Guess I've waited this long, another month won't hurt :-)
> Let me know your schedule closer to the date, at least it wasn't the
> Easter weekend, we would have been gone.
>
> --
> Froz...
>
> The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.

I could have sold it a couple of times already....<G>

Ff

FrozenNorth

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 12:18 PM

On 4/01/11 11:51 AM, Robatoy wrote:
> On Apr 1, 11:44 am, marc rosen<[email protected]> wrote:
>> Gl d to re d you re not too h rmed. Hope you he l soon.
>>
>> M rc
>
> (He screwed up with the word 'band ges')

He screws up every time he posts, why should this one be any different?

--
Froz...


The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.

Ff

FrozenNorth

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 12:53 PM

On 4/01/11 12:31 PM, Robatoy wrote:
> On Apr 1, 12:18 pm, FrozenNorth<[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> On 4/01/11 11:51 AM, Robatoy wrote:
>>
>>> On Apr 1, 11:44 am, marc rosen<[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> Gl d to re d you re not too h rmed. Hope you he l soon.
>>
>>>> M rc
>>
>>> (He screwed up with the word 'band ges')
>>
>> He screws up every time he posts, why should this one be any different?
>>
>
> I never (seldom) read his top-posted shit, but I did read this post.
> Btw, Ang has booked us in a TO hotel for the weekend of April 29 to
> attend a medical conference at U of Toronto.

Guess I've waited this long, another month won't hurt :-)
Let me know your schedule closer to the date, at least it wasn't the
Easter weekend, we would have been gone.

--
Froz...


The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.

Ff

FrozenNorth

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 1:05 PM

On 4/01/11 12:59 PM, Robatoy wrote:
> On Apr 1, 12:53 pm, FrozenNorth<[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> On 4/01/11 12:31 PM, Robatoy wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Apr 1, 12:18 pm, FrozenNorth<[email protected]>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On 4/01/11 11:51 AM, Robatoy wrote:
>>
>>>>> On Apr 1, 11:44 am, marc rosen<[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>> Gl d to re d you re not too h rmed. Hope you he l soon.
>>
>>>>>> M rc
>>
>>>>> (He screwed up with the word 'band ges')
>>
>>>> He screws up every time he posts, why should this one be any different?
>>
>>> I never (seldom) read his top-posted shit, but I did read this post.
>>> Btw, Ang has booked us in a TO hotel for the weekend of April 29 to
>>> attend a medical conference at U of Toronto.
>>
>> Guess I've waited this long, another month won't hurt :-)
>> Let me know your schedule closer to the date, at least it wasn't the
>> Easter weekend, we would have been gone.
>
> I could have sold it a couple of times already....<G>

Hope you did your T&M study on it then, I'll wait to thank you when it
is in my hands :-)

--
Froz...


The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.

BB

Bill

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 6:15 PM

Josepi wrote:
> I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s doing!
>
> You get distr cted nd the next thing you know piece of your h nd i
> flying cross the room.
>
> Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd pulling b ck from the bl de. I h
> d the gu rd off, just for moment!
>
> Luckily it w s only one finger nd not the most import nt one.
>
> Visit to the hospit l for few hours l ter I w s home g in.
>
> B ck to the t ble s w nd le rned n sty lesson th t time!
>
>
> ll the best to the rest of you nd keep your gu rds on!
>
> Now to get the band ges off!
>

Not the least bit funny.

BB

Bill

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 9:39 PM

George Watson wrote:
> Bill<[email protected]> wrote:
>> Josepi wrote:
>>> I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s doing!
>>>
>>> You get distr cted nd the next thing you know piece of your h nd i
>>> flying cross the room.
>>>
>>> Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd pulling b ck from the bl de. I h
>>> d the gu rd off, just for moment!
>>>
>>> Luckily it w s only one finger nd not the most import nt one.
>>>
>>> Visit to the hospit l for few hours l ter I w s home g in.
>>>
>>> B ck to the t ble s w nd le rned n sty lesson th t time!
>>>
>>>
>>> ll the best to the rest of you nd keep your gu rds on!
>>>
>>> Now to get the band ges off!
>>>
>>
>> Not the least bit funny.
> Tis a punch line.
>
> .. think about it.

At the beginning, I thought he really hurt himself. Then I thought "he
owes me one"...but that's not a dept I need repaid. Some boys never
learned not to "cry wolf"...

Bill




>
> george

JJ

"Josepi"

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 9:59 PM

April Fools !

----------------------

"Josepi" wrote in message news:[email protected]...

I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s doing!

You get distr cted nd the next thing you know piece of your h nd i
flying cross the room.

Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd pulling b ck from the bl de. I h d
the gu rd off, just for moment!

Luckily it w s only one finger nd not the most import nt one.

Visit to the hospit l for few hours l ter I w s home g in.

B ck to the t ble s w nd le rned n sty lesson th t time!


ll the best to the rest of you nd keep your gu rds on!

Now to get the band ges off!

Hh

"HeyBub"

in reply to "Josepi" on 01/04/2011 11:01 AM

01/04/2011 9:29 PM

Josepi wrote:
> I should h ve been w tching closer to wh t I w s doing!
>
> You get distr cted nd the next thing you know piece of your h nd i
> flying cross the room.
>
> Cut off the b by finger of my left h nd pulling b ck from the bl de.
> I h d the gu rd off, just for moment!
>
> Luckily it w s only one finger nd not the most import nt one.
>
> Visit to the hospit l for few hours l ter I w s home g in.
>
> B ck to the t ble s w nd le rned n sty lesson th t time!
>
>
> ll the best to the rest of you nd keep your gu rds on!
>
> Now to get the band ges off!

They didn't try to re-attach the finger?


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