Mayonnaise, and face them outward.
"Edwin Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >
>
> While on the subject, have any ketchup packets?
>
> Fold two packets in half. Place them under a toilet seat with the ends
> facing the center of the bowl. be sure they are under the seat support.
>
> Now just wait for the scream of the next person sitting down.
>
>
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> http://popularmechanics.com/home_improvement/home_improvement/2001/11/we_have_liftoff/
>
> I guess this is a case of, you CAN take it with you.
>
>
While on the subject, have any ketchup packets?
Fold two packets in half. Place them under a toilet seat with the ends
facing the center of the bowl. be sure they are under the seat support.
Now just wait for the scream of the next person sitting down.
George wrote:
> Mayonnaise, and face them outward.
>
> "Edwin Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>While on the subject, have any ketchup packets?
>>
>>Fold two packets in half. Place them under a toilet seat with the ends
>>facing the center of the bowl. be sure they are under the seat support.
>>
>>Now just wait for the scream of the next person sitting down.
>>
You guys are just plain nasty. Now where did I put those packets...?
j4
Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
> "J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>http://popularmechanics.com/home_improvement/home_improvement/2001/11/we_have_liftoff/
>>
>> I guess this is a case of, you CAN take it with you.
>>
>>
>
>
> While on the subject, have any ketchup packets?
>
> Fold two packets in half. Place them under a toilet seat with the ends
> facing the center of the bowl. be sure they are under the seat support.
>
> Now just wait for the scream of the next person sitting down.
Lift lid, stretch saran wrap over bowl, put lid down - major
splashback!!! Then run for your life!
[email protected] (J T) wrote in news:25481-416FCB6C-124@storefull-
3154.bay.webtv.net:
> http://popularmechanics.com/home_improvement/home_
I have enough problems remembering to put the seat down when
it is attached... I dread the screech when SWMBO finds it
this way. :)
Sat, Oct 16, 2004, 3:31am (EDT+4) [email protected] (Kurt) says:
I have enough problems remembering to put the seat down when it is
attached... I dread the screech when SWMBO finds it this way. :)
No prob. You get one, and don't tell her. Then, if you ever get a
divorce, take it when you leave, and don't tell her.
JOAT
Flush the Johns.
- seen on a bumper sticker
Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
> While on the subject, have any ketchup packets?
>
> Fold two packets in half. Place them under a toilet seat with the ends
> facing the center of the bowl. be sure they are under the seat support.
>
> Now just wait for the scream of the next person sitting down.
chortle... can't wait to try this... :)
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