RE: Red Neck Humor

In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
> There is wood involved so guess it qualifies as being on topic.
>
> You can see this one coming from two counties over, but it's still worth a
> grin.
>
> Enjoy
>
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
> Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
>
> Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but
> he's hidin' it there."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
> house.
>
> They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find
> no marijuana.
>
> They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>
> "Yeah!"
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
> "Yep!"
>
> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
> (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
>

God damn, I missed my chance. I have a downer gum tree all ready cut up into
slices and the cops were up and down the valley yesterday with helicopters,
spotter planes, the works ..... <sigh>

Now why did it never occur to me to make them do something useful for once
instead of just joyriding at our expense?

:-P


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