I Guess SWMBO Wants Me Back In the Shop

In article <[email protected]>, RB <[email protected]> wrote:

> Under some circumstances catheters are good things.

LOL! I'll have to remember that when we renegotiate our print contract
in 2005.

djb

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> I'm ambidextrous. Probably started out left, but the schools made you
> right-handed back then, so I just ended up confused.
> Dave in Fairfax

I throw left, kick left, eat and write right. Switched basketball
shooting hand from right to left because the left was stronger. But
basically I can do all these things off-handed also but with less
strength and dexterity. Guess that makes me anphibious too.
mahalo,
jo4hn
p.s.No AC-DC jokes please.

LOL, I keep one in my truck for those DC traffic jams. The new piddlepacks
have silicagel type absorbent instead of a sponge.

Montyhp
"George" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> UP. Piddlepack is slang in the USAF.
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> > George wrote:
> > > Piddlepack. Work well.
> >
> > I'm assuming that's either a brand name or a slang term. I've heard it
> > before, we call them Texas caths if they aren't internal. Where are you
> > at? I started at Borgess in Kalamazoo.
> > Dave in Fairfax
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>

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. . .<g>
(just kidding of course)
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"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > I'm ambidextrous. Probably started out left, but the schools made you
> > right-handed back then, so I just ended up confused.
> > Dave in Fairfax
>
> I throw left, kick left, eat and write right. Switched basketball
> shooting hand from right to left because the left was stronger. But
> basically I can do all these things off-handed also but with less
> strength and dexterity. Guess that makes me anphibious too.
> mahalo,
> jo4hn
> p.s.No AC-DC jokes please.
>

I resemble that remark. . .<s>

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"Norman D. Crow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "SwampBug" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. . .<g>
> > (just kidding of course)
> > --
> > SwampBug
>
> According to SWMBO, she's ambidextrous, which means "equally clumsy with
> either hand".
>
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I believe Charlie may be right. . .I am 60 something and I haven't! <s>

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"Silvan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> SwampBug wrote:
>
> >> According to SWMBO, she's ambidextrous, which means "equally clumsy
with
> >> either hand".
>
> > I resemble that remark. . .<s>
>
> Sadly, so do I. I'm 30-something. When am I going to out-grow my teenage
> clumsiness?
>
> I definitely do not possess any particular gift of dexterity. Everything
I
> am able to achieve is the result of sheer determination. My hands are
> twitchy, and I have to brace against something to steady them for delicate
> work. I definitely couldn't have hacked it as a surgeon.
>
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[email protected] wrote:

> that shakes out. Not while you're peeing, Silvan. Maybe we need to get
> you one of those wide-mouth jugs. <G>

Yup.

> I'm ambidextrous. Probably started out left, but the schools made you
> right-handed back then, so I just ended up confused.

I'm polydextrous. I write right handed, bat right handed, throw left
handed... For most other things I can use either hand.

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Thu, Feb 5, 2004, 12:20pm (EST-2) [email protected] (Philski)
says:
Well I am singing because tomorrow I get my catheter taken out and I can
fly solo even if I have to wear Depends. I am hoping this cancer hasn't
left me too incontinent and I can work in the shop unabated.... <snip>

Better yet, plastic tube, plastic bottle, duct tape. No prob.
Might have to hike your pant leg up if you use a gallon jug, and that'd
probably be quite a bit of weight on your lower leg to haul around when
it got toward full. Might want to shave the hair on your leg, before
you duct tape anything. No prob.

JOAT
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
- Pete Maccarrone

Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 5 Feb 2004.
Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/

"Joe Gorman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>
> Silvan wrote:
>
> > [email protected] wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Just ask them for a Texas Cath. It's a condom with a hose and bag,
> >>basically.
> >
> >
> > Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag,
hang
> > the hose out the window.
> >
>
> So, just how do we identify your truck from the rear?
> Joe
> checking windshield washing solution as soon as I hit send
>

Heck, I was thinking one of those might work well in the airplane!
Look out below!

HB

Philski <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Well I am singing because tomorrow I get my catheter taken out and I can
> fly solo even if I have to wear Depends. I am hoping this cancer hasn't
> left me too incontinent and I can work in the shop unabated....
>
> So last night I was sitting in the living room, watching TV and reading
> the latest Woodworker's Journal and in walks my SWMBO with a brand new
> shop heater. She got me the Reddy LP heater that goes 40K, 60K 60K BTU's
> (from Lowe's I think) and I am guessing that is a big hint to get the
> hell out of the house. Since I am having to stay at home for 6 weeks
> following my surgery, I guess she is not only getting cabin fever, she
> is suffering from I -Need-You-The-Hell-Out-Of-My-Hair syndrome (as am I
> as a matter-of-fact). I can only sit and tie just so many flies before I
> need a change of scenery and head off to my office/computer.
>
> So after tomorrow, I can start on the violin. I am looking forward to
> making some dust again!
>
> Hangin' In There in Idaho..... (loosely, V E R Y loosely)
>
> Philski

This might be a good use for saw dust. Just leave it on the floor.
It'll soak up whatever hits it! Good luck getting back into the shop.

Upscale wrote:
> Kind of bulky and not so efficient. I'd suggest looking into proper
> incontinent supplies available at many health stores. They fit better,
> they're easier to use, they work better and likely to be just as cheap or
> cheaper.

Just ask them for a Texas Cath. It's a condom with a hose and bag,
basically.
Dave in Fairfax
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To inject a bit of levity. A few years ago after kidney surgery I went
in to my office to negotiate a rather large contract. I still had a
catheter and a big bag on my leg. I had spoke with my secretary the
night before when she left my home and explained what the strategy was.
She kept the coffee and drinks flowing and I kept negotiating. It's
amazing how many concessions you can get when the other side has a full
bladder and just wants to get to a break. I was able to keep hammering
away and would estimate that it was worth at least $1 million better
than I would have been able to get otherwise.

Under some circumstances catheters are good things.

RB

T. wrote:
> Thu, Feb 5, 2004, 12:20pm (EST-2) [email protected] (Philski)
> says:
> Well I am singing because tomorrow I get my catheter taken out and I can
> fly solo even if I have to wear Depends. I am hoping this cancer hasn't
> left me too incontinent and I can work in the shop unabated.... <snip>
>
> Better yet, plastic tube, plastic bottle, duct tape. No prob.
> Might have to hike your pant leg up if you use a gallon jug, and that'd
> probably be quite a bit of weight on your lower leg to haul around when
> it got toward full. Might want to shave the hair on your leg, before
> you duct tape anything. No prob.
>
> JOAT
> It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
> - Pete Maccarrone
>
> Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
> Web Page Update 5 Feb 2004.
> Some tunes I like.
> http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/
>

George wrote:
> Piddlepack. Work well.

I'm assuming that's either a brand name or a slang term. I've heard it
before, we call them Texas caths if they aren't internal. Where are you
at? I started at Borgess in Kalamazoo.
Dave in Fairfax
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Piddlepack. Work well.

<[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> Just ask them for a Texas Cath. It's a condom with a hose and bag,
> basically.

UP. Piddlepack is slang in the USAF.

<[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> George wrote:
> > Piddlepack. Work well.
>
> I'm assuming that's either a brand name or a slang term. I've heard it
> before, we call them Texas caths if they aren't internal. Where are you
> at? I started at Borgess in Kalamazoo.
> Dave in Fairfax
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> use:
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George wrote:
> UP. Piddlepack is slang in the USAF.
Where at in the UP? I had friends outside of Nirvana.
See, now if I'd assked some of my zoomie buds they coulda told me that.
Dave in Fairfax
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Silvan wrote:
> Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag, hang
> the hose out the window.

I am definitely NOT driving behind you. That's why God made Coke cans.
Pee in them and ditch them. Appropriately. <G>

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My first trips to the relief tube in a C130 involved the simultaneous
release of precious bodily fluids and alcohol to make sure the tube didn't
freeze.

Always wondered if the stuff really dissipated like they said.

Those were the days....

"Joe Gorman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>
> Henry Bibb wrote:
>
> > "Joe Gorman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >
> >>
> >>Silvan wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>[email protected] wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Just ask them for a Texas Cath. It's a condom with a hose and bag,
> >>>>basically.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag,
> >
> > hang
> >
> >>>the hose out the window.
> >>>
> >>
> >>So, just how do we identify your truck from the rear?
> >>Joe
> >>checking windshield washing solution as soon as I hit send
> >>
> >
> >
> > Heck, I was thinking one of those might work well in the airplane!
> > Look out below!
> >
> > HB
> >
>
> Do a search on :blueice: and airplane. I used alltheweb.
> Joe
>

Upscale wrote:
> If you have to go bad enough that you'll try doing it into a coke can, then
> you better have more than one and a great deal of 'throttle' control,
> because one can certainly wouldn't be enough to hold the volume.

You'd be amazed. People talk about peeing a quart, but most pee about
250-400ml a 12 oz can is about 355 ml. After the first 300 ml it ought
to take the edge of "The Need for Pee". If you really pee a quart
you'll drop your blood pressure so fast that peeing won't be the
problem, conciousness will be. try it in the privacy of your own throne
room and see for yourself. Of course you can always use a crowd pleaser
if you find the coke can too small. 2 liters. Now that'll drain a
vein.

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Better that than a tobacco chewer!

"Silvan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Joe Gorman wrote:
>
> >> Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag,
> >> hang the hose out the window.
> >>
> >
> > So, just how do we identify your truck from the rear?
>
> Uh, it's the one with the spray of piss wafting out the back, obviously.
> Duh. :)
>
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> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
>

I think I would have a lot of second thoughts about the sharpness of that
pop-top thingy and the possibilities of my unit coming in contact with the
edge....

Just thinkin' out loud!

Philski

Silvan wrote:

> [email protected] wrote:
>
> > I am definitely NOT driving behind you. That's why God made Coke cans.
> > Pee in them and ditch them. Appropriately. <G>
>
> You ever try to pee in a Coke can while driving?
>
> I have.
>
> Once.
>
> Might have had less of a mess to clean up if I had just wet my pants.
>
> --
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> Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/

Silvan wrote:
> You ever try to pee in a Coke can while driving?
> I have.
> Once.
> Might have had less of a mess to clean up if I had just wet my pants.

Which brings up the question of left vs right vs both handedness. It
seems to me that a lot of wood workers seem to be either left or both,
compared to the general population. It'd be interesting to know how
that shakes out. Not while you're peeing, Silvan. Maybe we need to get
you one of those wide-mouth jugs. <G>
I'm ambidextrous. Probably started out left, but the schools made you
right-handed back then, so I just ended up confused.
Dave in Fairfax
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Silvan wrote:
> Oh well, at least I have my 12 inch pianist.

No wonder you were having problems with the coke can. <BSEG>
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SwampBug wrote:

> I believe Charlie may be right. . .I am 60 something and I haven't! <s>

Will I at least out-grow my acne then? I still get pimples every once in
awhile.

Of course my 50-something dad does too, so I guess I'm SOL there too.

Oh well, at least I have my 12 inch pianist.

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Henry Bibb wrote:

> Heck, I was thinking one of those might work well in the airplane!
> Look out below!

Don't eat the yellow snow!

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"RB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> bladder and just wants to get to a break. I was able to keep hammering
> away and would estimate that it was worth at least $1 million better
> than I would have been able to get otherwise.
>
> Under some circumstances catheters are good things.

Could be, unless someone bolts from the room just are you're ready to
present the crucial part of your negotiation.

"T." <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Thu, Feb 5, 2004, 12:20pm (EST-2) [email protected] (Philski)
> Better yet, plastic tube, plastic bottle, duct tape. No prob.
> Might have to hike your pant leg up if you use a gallon jug, and that'd
> probably be quite a bit of weight on your lower leg to haul around when
> it got toward full. Might want to shave the hair on your leg, before
> you duct tape anything. No prob.

Kind of bulky and not so efficient. I'd suggest looking into proper
incontinent supplies available at many health stores. They fit better,
they're easier to use, they work better and likely to be just as cheap or
cheaper. Why use some jury rig setup when there's products dedicated to that
exact usage? This topic might make some squirm, but the alternative for a
home made set up not working properly will make one squirm more.

Silvan wrote:

> [email protected] wrote:
>
>
>>Just ask them for a Texas Cath. It's a condom with a hose and bag,
>>basically.
>
>
> Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag, hang
> the hose out the window.
>

So, just how do we identify your truck from the rear?
Joe
checking windshield washing solution as soon as I hit send

Henry Bibb wrote:

> "Joe Gorman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>
>>Silvan wrote:
>>
>>
>>>[email protected] wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Just ask them for a Texas Cath. It's a condom with a hose and bag,
>>>>basically.
>>>
>>>
>>>Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag,
>
> hang
>
>>>the hose out the window.
>>>
>>
>>So, just how do we identify your truck from the rear?
>>Joe
>>checking windshield washing solution as soon as I hit send
>>
>
>
> Heck, I was thinking one of those might work well in the airplane!
> Look out below!
>
> HB
>

Do a search on :blueice: and airplane. I used alltheweb.
Joe

"Silvan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> (I keep one can for eating, and when I empty it, it gets to be the new
piss
> pot, with the old one going into the trash. Yes, indeed, one time I
> grabbed the wrong one in the dark of night. I got a real surprise the
next
> day when I wanted to eat a piece of beef jerkey...)
>

Oh No! Eeeeewwwwwww!

When delivering Welch's grape juice, had some reject product(caps weren't
tight, it froze), and we were allowed to keep it within reason. I had about
3-4 2qt. bottles of white grape juice in the side box and one in the cab
that was thawed & partially drank. SWMBO came to yard to pick me up, and
when I handed her the partial she gave me the *look* and said "what the Hell
are you handing me THAT for?"(knowing I kept an emergency container). I have
to admit I missed a golden opportunity, I didn't take the top off and have a
drink.

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"SwampBug" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. . .<g>
> (just kidding of course)
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According to SWMBO, she's ambidextrous, which means "equally clumsy with
either hand".

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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> [email protected] wrote:
>
> > room and see for yourself. Of course you can always use a crowd pleaser
> > if you find the coke can too small. 2 liters. Now that'll drain a
> > vein.
>
> The hole is still too small. Three-liter bottles are better, but it's still
> a bit small.
>
> I have a can of Slim Jim beef jerkey sitting on the dog house, with "pot to
> piss in" scrawled on the label. No matter how broke I am, no matter where
> I go, I always have a pot to piss in.
>
> When you wake up at 4:00 AM, have to take a leak, and you're miles from the
> nearest facilities, it's better to have a nice *big* target to aim for.
> DAMHIKT.
>
> (I keep one can for eating, and when I empty it, it gets to be the new piss
> pot, with the old one going into the trash. Yes, indeed, one time I
> grabbed the wrong one in the dark of night. I got a real surprise the next
> day when I wanted to eat a piece of beef jerkey...)
>
>


That definitely falls into the category of TMI (Too Much
Information). :-o

[email protected] wrote:

> I am definitely NOT driving behind you. That's why God made Coke cans.
> Pee in them and ditch them. Appropriately. <G>

You ever try to pee in a Coke can while driving?

I have.

Once.

Might have had less of a mess to clean up if I had just wet my pants.

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Just touch things up with the shop vac every once in a while. :-)
mahalo,
jo4hn

<[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Silvan wrote:
> > Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag,
hang
> > the hose out the window.
>
> I am definitely NOT driving behind you. That's why God made Coke cans.
> Pee in them and ditch them. Appropriately. <G>

If you have to go bad enough that you'll try doing it into a coke can, then
you better have more than one and a great deal of 'throttle' control,
because one can certainly wouldn't be enough to hold the volume.

SwampBug wrote:

>> According to SWMBO, she's ambidextrous, which means "equally clumsy with
>> either hand".

> I resemble that remark. . .<s>

Sadly, so do I. I'm 30-something. When am I going to out-grow my teenage
clumsiness?

I definitely do not possess any particular gift of dexterity. Everything I
am able to achieve is the result of sheer determination. My hands are
twitchy, and I have to brace against something to steady them for delicate
work. I definitely couldn't have hacked it as a surgeon.

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Norman D. Crow wrote:

> and when I handed her the partial she gave me the *look* and said "what
> the Hell are you handing me THAT for?"(knowing I kept an emergency
> container). I have to admit I missed a golden opportunity, I didn't take
> the top off and have a drink.

LOL!

Of course, there are people who actually *do* that you know. Some weirdo
group out there thinks drinking urine is the key to eternal life, or some
damn thing.

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Joe Gorman wrote:

>> Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag,
>> hang the hose out the window.
>>
>
> So, just how do we identify your truck from the rear?

Uh, it's the one with the spray of piss wafting out the back, obviously.
Duh. :)

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Larry Jaques wrote:

>>Uh, it's the one with the spray of piss wafting out the back, obviously.
>>Duh. :)
>
> No, he meant BEFORE he got hit by it so he could AVOID you.

Oh, well then... It's one of 26 different trailers. None of them have any
special markings, and there are several different makes, models and styles.
The one thing they all have in common is that they'll have Virginia license
plates. If in doubt, it's the one with the spray of piss wafting out the
back.

Is that better?

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[email protected] wrote:

> Just ask them for a Texas Cath. It's a condom with a hose and bag,
> basically.

Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag, hang
the hose out the window.

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[email protected] wrote:

> room and see for yourself. Of course you can always use a crowd pleaser
> if you find the coke can too small. 2 liters. Now that'll drain a
> vein.

The hole is still too small. Three-liter bottles are better, but it's still
a bit small.

I have a can of Slim Jim beef jerkey sitting on the dog house, with "pot to
piss in" scrawled on the label. No matter how broke I am, no matter where
I go, I always have a pot to piss in.

When you wake up at 4:00 AM, have to take a leak, and you're miles from the
nearest facilities, it's better to have a nice *big* target to aim for.
DAMHIKT.

(I keep one can for eating, and when I empty it, it gets to be the new piss
pot, with the old one going into the trash. Yes, indeed, one time I
grabbed the wrong one in the dark of night. I got a real surprise the next
day when I wanted to eat a piece of beef jerkey...)

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On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 21:52:37 -0500, Silvan
<[email protected]> brought forth from the murky depths:

>Joe Gorman wrote:
>
>>> Sounds like I need to get one of those for driving. Cut off the bag,
>>> hang the hose out the window.
>>>
>>
>> So, just how do we identify your truck from the rear?
>
>Uh, it's the one with the spray of piss wafting out the back, obviously.
>Duh. :)

No, he meant BEFORE he got hit by it so he could AVOID you.

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