Apologies to Burton, Randy, and the boys, as well as the Lee family....
(sung to the tune of Running Back To Saskatoon)
I been hangin' around wood workers
I been learnin' 'bout oak
I been talkin' to cabinet makers
I been workin' with wood
Chisels, hand planes, gouges too
Runnin' back to Lee Valley
saw blades, router bits and Neander tools
Need a bigger credit line
Need a bigger credit line
I been hangin' around lathe owners
I been learnin' 'bout tools
I been talkin' to wood turners
I been workin' on burls, walnut
I been hangin' around rec woodworking
I been learnin' 'bout stuff
I been talkin' to tool owners
Now I need more tools
This project is home grown
Don't come from the borg
This project is home grown
Don't come from the borg
I been hangin' around old galoots
I been learnin' 'bout planes
I been talkin' to panel makers
Now I need more clamps
I been hangin' around old growth forests
I been learnin' 'bout trees
I been talkin' to timber framers
I been workin' on joints
Chisels, hand planes, gouges too
Runnin' back to Lee Valley
saw blades, router bits and Neander tools
Need a bigger credit line
Need a bigger credit line
This project is home grown
Don't come from the borg
This project is home grown
Don't come from the borg
You might have to be Canadian to know the tune
George Anderson
On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:53:17 -0500, Doug Payne <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On 01/03/2006 11:59 PM, George Anderson wrote:
>> Apologies to Burton, Randy, and the boys, as well as the Lee family....
>>
>> (sung to the tune of Running Back To Saskatoon)
>>
>> I been hangin' around wood workers
>> I been learnin' 'bout oak
>> I been talkin' to cabinet makers
>> I been workin' with wood
>> [...]
>
>Who can resist...
>
>Canadian Toolman, stay away from me
>Canadian Toolman, Robin let me be
>Don't be leaving stuff at my door
>I don't wanna see your planes no more
>I got less expensive things to do
>Than spend my money growin' poor with you
>Now Toolman, I said stay away
>Canadian Toolman, listen to what I say-ay-ay
... snip
>Geez, I gotta get back to work...
Now, *that* one I got (and could hear the tune in my head too). Goodun!
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If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough
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On 01/03/2006 11:59 PM, George Anderson wrote:
> Apologies to Burton, Randy, and the boys, as well as the Lee family....
>
> (sung to the tune of Running Back To Saskatoon)
>
> I been hangin' around wood workers
> I been learnin' 'bout oak
> I been talkin' to cabinet makers
> I been workin' with wood
> [...]
Who can resist...
Canadian Toolman, stay away from me
Canadian Toolman, Robin let me be
Don't be leaving stuff at my door
I don't wanna see your planes no more
I got less expensive things to do
Than spend my money growin' poor with you
Now Toolman, I said stay away
Canadian Toolman, listen to what I say-ay-ay
Canadian Toolman, stay away from me
Canadian Toolman, Robin let me be
Don't be leavin' flyers at my door
Don't wanna see your saws no more
Coloured pages hypnotize
Dazzle someone else's eyes
Now Toolman, I said get away
Canadian Toolman, listen to what I say-ay-ay
Canadian Toolman, said get away
Canadian Toolman, Robin let me be
Don't be leavin' catalogues at my door
I don't wanna see your planes no more
I don't need your wood machines
I don't need a new ball-peen
Coloured pages can hypnotize
Dazzle someone else's eyes
Now Toolman, get away from me
Canadian Toolman, just let me be
Go, gotta get away, gotta get away now go, go, go
I'm gonna leave you Toolman
Gonna leave you Toolman
Bye-bye Bye-bye Bye-bye Bye-bye
You're no good for me
I've got no cash for you
Gonna look you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go-o, Toolman
I'm gonna leave you Toolman
Goodbye Canadian Toolman
Goodbye Canadian guy
Geez, I gotta get back to work...
"George Anderson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> You might have to be Canadian to know the tune
And now you have to sing it, record it and upload it to abpw.