Blond

On Friday, October 19, 2012 5:59:04 PM UTC-5, Stuart wrote:
> A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
>
> genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices the local
>
> vendors were asking.
>
>
>
> After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the
>
> infuriated blonde poutingly declares:
>
>
>
> "Fine!!! ...Maybe I'll just go out and catch My Owwwnnnn Damn Alligator~
>
> so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
>
>
>
> The shopkeeper, by now sniggering openly drawls his sarcastic closing
>
> remark as she leaves: "Welllll Now L'il Missie! By awwwll means, be myyy
>
> guest!! Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a biiigggg one! HawwHawww"
>
> ......................
>
>
>
> Later that day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
>
> woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand...
>
>
>
> Just then, he sees a huuuuge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward
>
> her...
>
>
>
> Horrified he tries to call out a warning...But before he can even get out
>
> a anything beyond a cracked, croaking squeak of panic She swiftly takes
>
> aim, & kills the creature stone dead! The shopkeeper can do nothing more
>
> than stare wide eyed in complete & utter stunned amazement. Then, with a
>
> great deal of effort ~involving much muttered growling profanities &
>
> curses ~ she finally manages to haul it fully up on to the swamp bank...
>
> It's only then that he realises: ...!Laying nearby were several more of
>
> monstrous looking specimens!...All Equally Huuuge & all equally Dead!
>
>
>
> For what seemed like an eternity he could do nothing more than stare in
>
> total wonderment... rising into an overwhelming feelinng of "Complete
>
> Brain-Fuddling-Gawp-inducing-Slack-Jawed-Dribbling & Gibbering Awe"!!
>
>
>
> Just then the blonde heavessss the massive lifeless monster over onto it's
>
> back... & screams "ffssss bleepbleepbleeep....Gosh Darn it!!!!, THIS ONE
>
> ISNT WEARING ANY SHOES EITHER!!! "
>
>
>
> --
>
> Stuart Winsor
>
>
>
> Only plain text for emails
>
> http://www.asciiribbon.org

Despite not being noted as "OT" - That was pretty darned funny!!

On 10/20/2012 6:58 PM, RonB wrote:
> On Friday, October 19, 2012 5:59:04 PM UTC-5, Stuart wrote:
>> A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
>>
>> genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices the local
>>
>> vendors were asking.
>>
>>
>>
>> After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the
>>
>> infuriated blonde poutingly declares:
>>
>>
>>
>> "Fine!!! ...Maybe I'll just go out and catch My Owwwnnnn Damn Alligator~
>>
>> so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
>>
>>
>>
>> The shopkeeper, by now sniggering openly drawls his sarcastic closing
>>
>> remark as she leaves: "Welllll Now L'il Missie! By awwwll means, be myyy
>>
>> guest!! Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a biiigggg one! HawwHawww"
>>
>> ......................
>>
>>
>>
>> Later that day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
>>
>> woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand...
>>
>>
>>
>> Just then, he sees a huuuuge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward
>>
>> her...
>>
>>
>>
>> Horrified he tries to call out a warning...But before he can even get out
>>
>> a anything beyond a cracked, croaking squeak of panic She swiftly takes
>>
>> aim, & kills the creature stone dead! The shopkeeper can do nothing more
>>
>> than stare wide eyed in complete & utter stunned amazement. Then, with a
>>
>> great deal of effort ~involving much muttered growling profanities &
>>
>> curses ~ she finally manages to haul it fully up on to the swamp bank...
>>
>> It's only then that he realises: ...!Laying nearby were several more of
>>
>> monstrous looking specimens!...All Equally Huuuge & all equally Dead!
>>
>>
>>
>> For what seemed like an eternity he could do nothing more than stare in
>>
>> total wonderment... rising into an overwhelming feelinng of "Complete
>>
>> Brain-Fuddling-Gawp-inducing-Slack-Jawed-Dribbling & Gibbering Awe"!!
>>
>>
>>
>> Just then the blonde heavessss the massive lifeless monster over onto it's
>>
>> back... & screams "ffssss bleepbleepbleeep....Gosh Darn it!!!!, THIS ONE
>>
>> ISNT WEARING ANY SHOES EITHER!!! "
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>>
>> Stuart Winsor
>>
>>
>>
>> Only plain text for emails
>>
>> http://www.asciiribbon.org
>
> Despite not being noted as "OT" - That was pretty darned funny!!
>
/chuckle mode/ anything labelled "blond" is automatically OT.
mahalo,
jo4hn

Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Sat, 20 Oct 2012 19:27:56 -0700, jo4hn<[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>On 10/20/2012 6:58 PM, RonB wrote:
>>> On Friday, October 19, 2012 5:59:04 PM UTC-5, Stuart wrote:
>>>> A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
>>>>
>>>> genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices the local
>>>>
>>>> vendors were asking.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the
>>>>
>>>> infuriated blonde poutingly declares:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Fine!!! ...Maybe I'll just go out and catch My Owwwnnnn Damn Alligator~
>>>>
>>>> so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The shopkeeper, by now sniggering openly drawls his sarcastic closing
>>>>
>>>> remark as she leaves: "Welllll Now L'il Missie! By awwwll means, be myyy
>>>>
>>>> guest!! Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a biiigggg one! HawwHawww"
>>>>
>>>> ......................
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Later that day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
>>>>
>>>> woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Just then, he sees a huuuuge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward
>>>>
>>>> her...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Horrified he tries to call out a warning...But before he can even get out
>>>>
>>>> a anything beyond a cracked, croaking squeak of panic She swiftly takes
>>>>
>>>> aim,& kills the creature stone dead! The shopkeeper can do nothing more
>>>>
>>>> than stare wide eyed in complete& utter stunned amazement. Then, with a
>>>>
>>>> great deal of effort ~involving much muttered growling profanities&
>>>>
>>>> curses ~ she finally manages to haul it fully up on to the swamp bank...
>>>>
>>>> It's only then that he realises: ...!Laying nearby were several more of
>>>>
>>>> monstrous looking specimens!...All Equally Huuuge& all equally Dead!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> For what seemed like an eternity he could do nothing more than stare in
>>>>
>>>> total wonderment... rising into an overwhelming feelinng of "Complete
>>>>
>>>> Brain-Fuddling-Gawp-inducing-Slack-Jawed-Dribbling& Gibbering Awe"!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Just then the blonde heavessss the massive lifeless monster over onto it's
>>>>
>>>> back...& screams "ffssss bleepbleepbleeep....Gosh Darn it!!!!, THIS ONE
>>>>
>>>> ISNT WEARING ANY SHOES EITHER!!! "
>>>>
>>> Despite not being noted as "OT" - That was pretty darned funny!!
>>>
>>/chuckle mode/ anything labelled "blond" is automatically OT.
>
> HoooWeeee! Dat gator meat goan make some deeelicious gumbo, cher.
>
>
> This blonde just in:
>
> The Blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her
> inner thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and
> in that location.
>
> She responds 'It's really cool."
>
> "If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'
>

Sounds like a hemophilus infection.
--
G.W. Ross

Sincerity? I can fake that. - Hawkeye
Pierce

On Sat, 20 Oct 2012 19:27:56 -0700, jo4hn <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On 10/20/2012 6:58 PM, RonB wrote:
>> On Friday, October 19, 2012 5:59:04 PM UTC-5, Stuart wrote:
>>> A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
>>>
>>> genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices the local
>>>
>>> vendors were asking.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the
>>>
>>> infuriated blonde poutingly declares:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Fine!!! ...Maybe I'll just go out and catch My Owwwnnnn Damn Alligator~
>>>
>>> so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The shopkeeper, by now sniggering openly drawls his sarcastic closing
>>>
>>> remark as she leaves: "Welllll Now L'il Missie! By awwwll means, be myyy
>>>
>>> guest!! Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a biiigggg one! HawwHawww"
>>>
>>> ......................
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Later that day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
>>>
>>> woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Just then, he sees a huuuuge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward
>>>
>>> her...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Horrified he tries to call out a warning...But before he can even get out
>>>
>>> a anything beyond a cracked, croaking squeak of panic She swiftly takes
>>>
>>> aim, & kills the creature stone dead! The shopkeeper can do nothing more
>>>
>>> than stare wide eyed in complete & utter stunned amazement. Then, with a
>>>
>>> great deal of effort ~involving much muttered growling profanities &
>>>
>>> curses ~ she finally manages to haul it fully up on to the swamp bank...
>>>
>>> It's only then that he realises: ...!Laying nearby were several more of
>>>
>>> monstrous looking specimens!...All Equally Huuuge & all equally Dead!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> For what seemed like an eternity he could do nothing more than stare in
>>>
>>> total wonderment... rising into an overwhelming feelinng of "Complete
>>>
>>> Brain-Fuddling-Gawp-inducing-Slack-Jawed-Dribbling & Gibbering Awe"!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Just then the blonde heavessss the massive lifeless monster over onto it's
>>>
>>> back... & screams "ffssss bleepbleepbleeep....Gosh Darn it!!!!, THIS ONE
>>>
>>> ISNT WEARING ANY SHOES EITHER!!! "
>>>
>> Despite not being noted as "OT" - That was pretty darned funny!!
>>
>/chuckle mode/ anything labelled "blond" is automatically OT.

HoooWeeee! Dat gator meat goan make some deeelicious gumbo, cher.


This blonde just in:

The Blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her
inner thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and
in that location.

She responds 'It's really cool."

"If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'

--
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach