Nomination - Vito Kuhn for Foam Duck

"SameAsB4" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
:
: "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
: news:[email protected]...
: > Archie Leach <[email protected]> wrote in
: > news:[email protected]:
: >
: >> Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
: >>
: >>>In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake
: >>>[email protected] said:
: >>>:
: >>>: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
: >>>
: >>>Assume the position, Colonel.
: >>>
: >>>: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: >>>: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: >>>: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
: >>>
: >>>ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
: >>>
: >> ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!
: >
: > ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!
:
: If you had not been a rule-violating kook, there would have been no need
for
: you to slurp.

Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

*we will all now rise*

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Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:

>Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
>(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>
>Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,

*ding* <tips sombrero>

>Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>so they're all yours.
>
>--
>Vito Kuhn
>Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force
>
>http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=workgroups:deadgroups

Your sig is malformed, Frito.

--
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"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

Aratzio wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>
>> Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>>
>> (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>>
>> Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>> swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>> Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>> so they're all yours.
>
> Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
> spell mine correctly?
>
> I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
> in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
> perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
> christian, should strive.

Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into rec.motorcycles.victory?

--
Regards,
John Corliss BS206

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:16:15 -0600, Kali <[email protected]> got double
secret probation because:

>In <[email protected]>, Vito Kuhn
>[email protected] said:
>: Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>:
>: (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>:
>: Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>: swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>: Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>: so they're all yours.
>
>Finally, a competently prepared kook list.
>
>Thank you, Mr. Kuhn.
>
>Kali

[Aratsio]
He is an illiterate fuckstick.

In article <[email protected]>, Aratzio
<[email protected]> wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>
> >Pinku-Sensei wrote:
> >
> >(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
> >
> >Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
> >swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
> >Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
> >so they're all yours.
>
> Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
> spell mine correctly?
>
> I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
> in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
> perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
> christian, should strive.

And, why did he only put half of Bob's name in quotes? Most curious.

--
"Do I want my girlfriend to look like you? No! I want her to have secondary
sexual characteristics!" -- Ed the Sock

Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> Thou dog-hearted poperin pear.
Thou square-headed rude multitude. Thou bastardly rogue. Thou hath eaten
me out of house and home, and hath put all my substance into that fat
belly of thine. Ye brooded and ye gnashed:

> FUCKING TRAMP LOVE GUN (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH) CRAP SMEGMA SHIT HEAD
> SMEGMA CUNT RIFLE KNOB SLAG HYMEN HAMMER BLOWJOB ASS DONKEY DICK
> BLOWJOB

> FUCKING ARSE MONKEY Give your "AWARDS" to people that FUCKING ASSHOLE
> are so obsessed with them. FUCKING BLACK JACK Give them to swines
> like Sean, FUCKING BINT Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art
> FUCKING CUNT-STICKER BONE ACHE Deco, kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon,
> Burnore FUCKING WHORE-BITCH SOLIDER BOW-LEGGED SWAMP DONKEY
> TWAT-PEDDLER ARSE-PIRATE BELLY-BUMP ARSE WORM and yourself. Decent
> people don't FUCKING BITCH'S BLIND want them, so they're all yours.
> FUCKING LOVE DART LOVE BUBBLES BUM JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
> CUM PUMP SLAPPER DISCHARGE BEAVER

"Daedalus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
> <[email protected]> wrote:

> >
> >Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
rec.motorcycles.victory?
>
> Isn't it obvious?
>


No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see this
crap.

--

-Mike-
[email protected]

On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, "Mike Marlow" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"Daedalus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> >
>> >Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
>rec.motorcycles.victory?
>>
>> Isn't it obvious?
>>
>
>
>No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
>garbage to rec.woodworking.

Oh go lathe a table leg, Bob Vila. Make your mommy a birdhouse or
something.

>Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
>your own little group.

All of usenet belongs to me. Haven't you heard?

> There's really no one else that cares to see this
>crap.

All of usenet belongs to me. Remember that, stumpy.


Jade

"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

On 01 Mar 2007 03:54:41 GMT, Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> got
double secret probation because:

>Aratzio <[email protected]> wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>>Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>>>
>>>(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>>>
>>>Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give
>>>them to swines like Sean,
>
> *Ding*
>
>> >Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman",
>>>Art Deco, kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent
>>>people don't want them, so they're all yours.
>>
>> Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
>> spell mine correctly?
>
>Maybe he's dyslexic?
Maybe he'z dyzlexic?
>
>(s/z?)
(z/s?)
>
><ducks>
<duckz>
>
>> I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
>> in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
>> perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
>> christian, should strive.
>>

Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> wrote in news:Xns98EOOA&EC3F4D27182O5@
204.153.245.21:

> I hereby nominate Vito Kuhn, one of the stupidest men on Usenet, for the
> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck.
>
> Seconds, anyone?

*Checks date stamp.*

*Blinks*

Looks like I missed this one. Seconded.

This post has been brought to you by the letter F for Frito and Foam Duck
and the letter V for Vito.

[news.groups, alt.fan.letter.f, and alt.fan.letter.v added]
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

Aratzio <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>
>>Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>>
>>(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>>
>>Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give
>>them to swines like Sean,

*Ding*

> >Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman",
>>Art Deco, kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent
>>people don't want them, so they're all yours.
>
> Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
> spell mine correctly?

Maybe he's dyslexic?

(s/z?)

<ducks>


> I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
> in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
> perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
> christian, should strive.
>



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Archie Leach <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake
>>[email protected] said:
>>:
>>: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
>>
>>Assume the position, Colonel.
>>
>>: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
>>: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
>>: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
>>
>>ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
>>
> ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!

ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!




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X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
[email protected]

> Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
> (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>
> Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give
> them to swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman",
> Art Deco, kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent
> people don't want them, so they're all yours.

Nice LITS, Frito. Pleace to be citing the HOOOOLY SCRIPTURE that
instructs you to speak in such a demeaning way to your earthly brothers
and sisters.

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On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
<[email protected]> transparently proposed:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>>>
>>> (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>>>
>>> Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>>> swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>>> Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>>> so they're all yours.
>>
>> Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
>> spell mine correctly?
>>
>> I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
>> in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
>> perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
>> christian, should strive.
>
>Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into rec.motorcycles.victory?

TEH MIGHTY POAST COUNT!

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> wrote:

>Archie Leach <[email protected]> wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake
>>>[email protected] said:
>>>:
>>>: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
>>>
>>>Assume the position, Colonel.
>>>
>>>: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
>>>: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
>>>: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
>>>
>>>ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
>>>
>> ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!
>
>ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!

ALL HILLE PENGU-SENSAY FO HE HACE THE GRIZZEATNESS!!!!4!!!! FO
SHIZZLE!


=====================================================

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:

> Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
> like the U.S. practice no deceit:

In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake=20
[email protected] said: =20
:=20
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

Assume the position, Colonel. =20
=20
: [=BB=BB=BBxYx=AB=AB=AB]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[=BB=BB=BBxYx=
=AB=AB=AB]
: [=BB=BB=BBxYx=AB=AB=AB] [=BB=BB=BBxYx=
=AB=AB=AB]
: [=BB=BB=BBxYx=AB=AB=AB] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [=BB=BB=BBxYx=
=AB=AB=AB]

ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
=20
: "Pinku-Sensei" <[email protected]> wrote in message
: news:[email protected]...
: : Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> wrote in news:Xns98EOOA&EC3F4D27182O=
5@
: : 204.153.245.21:
: :
: : > I hereby nominate Vito Kuhn, one of the stupidest men on Usenet, for =
the
: : > Bolo Bullis Foam Duck.
: : >
: : > Seconds, anyone?
: :
: : *Checks date stamp.*
: :
: : *Blinks*
: :
: : Looks like I missed this one. Seconded.
: :
: : This post has been brought to you by the letter F for Frito and Foam Du=
ck
: : and the letter V for Vito.
: :
: : [news.groups, alt.fan.letter.f, and alt.fan.letter.v added]
:=20
: Did someone say?,
: "Foam Duck?!?!?!..."

Apparently not.=20

--------------------------------------
Kookle Search Results
6 matches for "colonel jake".

Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez=20
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2006=20
Unabomber Surprise=20
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20=20
Goofy Azzed Babboon=20
Tinfoil Sombrero=20

Joey "Colonel Jake" Jimenez, trained by Pinku-Sensei=20
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle=20
---------------------------------------

What manner of oversight is this?=20

: Thank yOu?,
: "Master Pink My InstructOr"
: "Pinku-Sensei The Great one"
:=20
: ?,.,?
: :And then some...
: `^'^?
: : --=20
: : Pinku-Sensei
: : Co-FNVW of AUK
: : http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
:=20

Kali
--=20
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called=20
research, would it?"=20
- Albert Einstein

In <[email protected]>, Vito Kuhn
[email protected] said:
: Pinku-Sensei wrote:
:
: (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
:
: Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
: swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
: Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
: so they're all yours.

Finally, a competently prepared kook list.

Thank you, Mr. Kuhn.

Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:15:48 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, Mike Marlow did the cha-cha, and
>screamed:
>> "Daedalus" wrote...
>>> On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss wrote:
>>
>>> >Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
>> rec.motorcycles.victory?
>>>
>>> Isn't it obvious?
>>
>> No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
>> garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
>> your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see this
>> crap.
>
>The woodworking group gets it because it's _Vito_, and that was where he
>first usenetted, as well as where he first k00ked out. RMV does because
>of the Flying Larts and Frito's ongoing *victolly* against the forces of
>Obscenity which keep fucking with him.
>
>VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

Jade
"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

Pinku-Sensei wrote:

(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)

Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
so they're all yours.

--
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Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force

http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=workgroups:deadgroups

On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:23:03 GMT, in news.groups, "Chadwick Stone©"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>X-No-Archive: YES
>Vito Kuhn [[email protected]] has entered into testimony
>[email protected]
>
>> Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>>
>> (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>>
>> Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give
>> them to swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman",
>> Art Deco, kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent
>> people don't want them, so they're all yours.
>
>Nice LITS, Frito. Pleace to be citing the HOOOOLY SCRIPTURE that
>instructs you to speak in such a demeaning way to your earthly brothers
>and sisters.

Decent is a judgement. Jesus instructs Vito not to judge.

Smell the sulfur yet, Vito...

brimstone.. sulfur... all in an impossible place where Pi=3


--
Ak'toh'di

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
<[email protected]> got double secret probation because:

>Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
>(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>
>Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>so they're all yours.

Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
spell mine correctly?

I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
christian, should strive.

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Archie Leach <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake
>>>[email protected] said:
>>>:
>>>: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
>>>
>>>Assume the position, Colonel.
>>>
>>>: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
>>>: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
>>>: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
>>>
>>>ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
>>>
>> ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!
>
> ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!

If you had not been a rule-violating kook, there would have been no need for
you to slurp.

>
>
>
>
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"Colonel Jake" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "SameAsB4" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> :
> : "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> : news:[email protected]...
> : > Archie Leach <[email protected]> wrote in
> : > news:[email protected]:
> : >
> : >> Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
> : >>
> : >>>In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake
> : >>>[email protected] said:
> : >>>:
> : >>>: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
> : >>>
> : >>>Assume the position, Colonel.
> : >>>
> : >>>: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
> : >>>: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> : >>>: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
> : >>>
> : >>>ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
> : >>>
> : >> ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!
> : >
> : > ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!
> :
> : If you had not been a rule-violating kook, there would have been no need
> for
> : you to slurp.
>
> Thank yOu?,

Fuck you. AUK is closed. Stop posting now.

> "Master Pink My InstructOr"
> "Pinku-Sensei The Great one"
>
> *we will all now rise*
>
> : >
> : > --
> : > Official FAQ for Alt.Usenet.Kooks: http://www.caballista.org/auk
> : >
>
>

"Archie Leach" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Archie Leach <[email protected]> wrote in
>>news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Kali <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake
>>>>[email protected] said:
>>>>:
>>>>: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
>>>>
>>>>Assume the position, Colonel.
>>>>
>>>>: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
>>>>: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
>>>>: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
>>>>
>>>>ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
>>>>
>>> ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!
>>
>>ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!
>
> ALL HILLE PENGU-SENSAY FO HE HACE THE GRIZZEATNESS!!!!4!!!! FO
> SHIZZLE!

Kook foight!

>
>
> =====================================================
>
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
>
>> Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
>> like the U.S. practice no deceit:

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:00:54 -0600, in alt.aratzio, Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca> wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>, Aratzio
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>>
>> >Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>> >
>> >(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>> >
>> >Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>> >swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>> >Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>> >so they're all yours.
>>
>> Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
>> spell mine correctly?
>>
>> I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
>> in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
>> perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
>> christian, should strive.
>
>And, why did he only put half of Bob's name in quotes? Most curious.

Maybe he doesn't understand it is the name on my birth certificate.
The name on my tribal registration card is the same also... with the
added name which I sign many of my usenet message.

Clueless Kuhn
came to usenet without his brain turn on


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On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:00:55 -0500, Meat Plow <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:16:15 -0600, Kali wrote:
>
>> In <[email protected]>, Vito Kuhn
>> [email protected] said:
>> : Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>> :
>> : (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>> :
>> : Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>> : swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>> : Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>> : so they're all yours.
>>
>> Finally, a competently prepared kook list.
>>
>> Thank you, Mr. Kuhn.
>>
>> Kali
>
>I cannot approve this lits since I am not on it.

Me either. Also because Vito Kuhn is a whiny little bitch.

Jade

"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, Vito Kuhn did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
> Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
> (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>
> Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
> swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco,
> kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't
> want them, so they're all yours.

Hey, Frito, you forgot your Allisat nominator! The above lits is hereby
declared DEFECTIVE!!

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"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
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giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
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working, in MID: <[email protected]>

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moment, in MID: <[email protected]>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:16:15 -0600, Kali wrote:

> In <[email protected]>, Vito Kuhn
> [email protected] said:
> : Pinku-Sensei wrote:
> :
> : (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
> :
> : Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
> : swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
> : Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
> : so they're all yours.
>
> Finally, a competently prepared kook list.
>
> Thank you, Mr. Kuhn.
>
> Kali

I cannot approve this lits since I am not on it.
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004

COOSN-266-06-25794

On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, Mike Marlow did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
> "Daedalus" wrote...
>> On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss wrote:
>
>> >Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
> rec.motorcycles.victory?
>>
>> Isn't it obvious?
>
> No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
> garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
> your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see this
> crap.

The woodworking group gets it because it's _Vito_, and that was where he
first usenetted, as well as where he first k00ked out. RMV does because
of the Flying Larts and Frito's ongoing *victolly* against the forces of
Obscenity which keep fucking with him.

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

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you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<[email protected]>

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<[email protected]>

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"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <[email protected]>

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that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<[email protected]>

"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <[email protected]>

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
[email protected]

"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <[email protected]>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <[email protected]>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

Hail Eris! On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:32:47 -0500, Daedalus jabbered inanely:
> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:15:48 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, Mike Marlow did the cha-cha, and
>>screamed:
>>> "Daedalus" wrote...
>>>> On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss wrote:
>>>
>>>> >Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
>>> rec.motorcycles.victory?
>>>>
>>>> Isn't it obvious?
>>>
>>> No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
>>> garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades
>>> in your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see
>>> this crap.
>>
>>The woodworking group gets it because it's _Vito_, and that was where he
>>first usenetted, as well as where he first k00ked out. RMV does because
>>of the Flying Larts and Frito's ongoing *victolly* against the forces of
>>Obscenity which keep fucking with him.
>>
>>VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
>
> VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!3

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On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, in news.groups, "Vito Kuhn"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
>(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>
>Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>so they're all yours.

Hey Vito what the hell is the deal with the fucking quotation marks
around my name?


--
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On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>>>
>>> (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
>>>
>>> Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
>>> swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
>>> Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
>>> so they're all yours.
>>
>> Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
>> spell mine correctly?
>>
>> I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
>> in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
>> perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
>> christian, should strive.
>
>Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?

Jade

"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

Kali <[email protected]> wrote:

>In <[email protected]>, Colonel Jake
>[email protected] said:
>:
>: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
>
>Assume the position, Colonel.
>
>: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
>: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
>: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
>
>ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
>
ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!



=====================================================

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:

> Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
> like the U.S. practice no deceit:

John Corliss <[email protected]> Thou rotten thing. Thou
ill-breeding, prating deceitful dam. Thou hag. Thou grease-covered,
filthy very forward march-chick. Ye expressed and ye tooted:

> Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
> rec.motorcycles.victory?

Ask yourself that question and you've got the answer, you fucking brain-dead
ignoramus.

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*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


"Pinku-Sensei" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
: Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> wrote in news:Xns98EOOA&EC3F4D27182O5@
: 204.153.245.21:
:
: > I hereby nominate Vito Kuhn, one of the stupidest men on Usenet, for the
: > Bolo Bullis Foam Duck.
: >
: > Seconds, anyone?
:
: *Checks date stamp.*
:
: *Blinks*
:
: Looks like I missed this one. Seconded.
:
: This post has been brought to you by the letter F for Frito and Foam Duck
: and the letter V for Vito.
:
: [news.groups, alt.fan.letter.f, and alt.fan.letter.v added]

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