"[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a
mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the 911 call
said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power
tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the
woman."
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
"I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll finish
sooner."
Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:57:54 +0000, CW wrote
(in article <[email protected]>):
> They do sell adaptors just for that.
> http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
>
...throughout history, man's ingenuity has always been applied firstly to the
development of more devastating weaponry...
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On Mar 11, 11:20 am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
>
> Fistool eh? Another line of quality German products. Will they have a
> similar system where all their products are designed to work together?
Absolutely. Switch from the monster purple to the mini-white in
seconds. Hot swappable battery packs too.
The high-end, the 24 volt "Stroke Of Genius" attachments, are gold
plated.
The international series, ranges from the miniscule Japanese unit to
the extra-grand Dutch version.
Something for everybody.
I'll bet we can all guess which category you fall into . . . .
"HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in
> a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the 911
> call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used
> the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and
> injured the woman."
>
> http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
>
> "I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll
> finish sooner."
>
> Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
>
They do sell adaptors just for that.
http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
HeyBub wrote:
> "[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a
> mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the 911 call
> said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power
> tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the
> woman."
>
> http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
>
> "I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll finish
> sooner."
>
> Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
As soon as she heals up, it'll be /his/ turn...
--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
Fistool eh? Another line of quality German products. Will they have a
similar system where all their products are designed to work together?
On Mar 11, 11:20=A0am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
>
> Fistool eh? Another line of quality German products. Will they have a
> similar system where all their products are designed to work together?
Absolutely. Switch from the monster purple to the mini-white in
seconds. Hot swappable battery packs too.
The high-end, the 24 volt "Stroke Of Genius" attachments, are gold
plated.
The international series, ranges from the miniscule Japanese unit to
the extra-grand Dutch version.
Something for everybody.
On Mar 10, 2:19=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
Sounds like this guy has been reading this thread.
> "[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in=
a
> mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the 911 c=
all
> said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the po=
wer
> tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured th=
e
> woman."
>
> http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=3D82520
>
> "I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll fini=
sh
> sooner."
>
> Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > They do sell adaptors just for that.
> > http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
>
> Those with inquisitive minds want to know how you knew that. ;-)
Speak for yourself. Most people I know, even those *with* inquisitive minds
would run in sheer terror at the mere thought of that knowledge. And believe
me, they're not prudes.
On Mar 11, 3:22=A0am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> > > They do sell adaptors just for that.
> > >http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
>
> > =A0 Those with inquisitive minds want to know how you knew that. =A0;-)
>
> Speak for yourself. Most people I know, even those *with* inquisitive min=
ds
> would run in sheer terror at the mere thought of that knowledge. And beli=
eve
> me, they're not prudes.
I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> CW wrote:
>
>>
>> "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> "[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured
>>> in
>>> a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the
>>> 911
>>> call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used
>>> the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and
>>> injured the woman."
>>>
>>> http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
>>>
>>> "I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll
>>> finish sooner."
>>>
>>> Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
>>>
>>
>>
>> They do sell adaptors just for that.
>> http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
>
> Those with inquisitive minds want to know how you knew that. ;-)
Now you know it to. Think about it. Also, it has been posted here before.
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:7d4bb199-a743-4824-b092-66bb44faa193@l39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
On Mar 11, 3:22 am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
You and Leon.
Dave in Houston
Robatoy wrote:
> On Mar 11, 3:22 am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>
>>>> They do sell adaptors just for that.
>>>> http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
>>
>>> Those with inquisitive minds want to know how you knew that. ;-)
>>
>> Speak for yourself. Most people I know, even those *with*
>> inquisitive minds would run in sheer terror at the mere thought of
>> that knowledge. And believe me, they're not prudes.
>
> I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
If that's what's known as "fisting," it's already been done (I've been
told).
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> CW wrote:
>> They do sell adaptors just for that.
>> http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
>
> Those with inquisitive minds want to know how you knew that. ;-)
My curiousity ended at wondering if they were OSHA approved.
Morris Dovey wrote:
> HeyBub wrote:
>> "[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously
>> injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man
>> who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw
>> blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade
>> cut through the plastic and injured the woman."
>>
>> http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
>>
>> "I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll
>> finish sooner."
>>
>> Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
>
> As soon as she heals up, it'll be /his/ turn...
Yeah, with a belt-sander.
On Mar 11, 9:36=A0am, "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:7d4bb199-a743-4824-b092-66bb44faa193@l39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 11, 3:22 am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
>
> =A0 =A0 You and Leon.
>
> Dave in Houston
I rather stick to wimmin. Leon is a nice guy and all....but.
On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:20:48 -0500, the infamous "Upscale"
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>
>"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> I'm holding out until Fistool comes out with their line of products.
>
>Fistool eh? Another line of quality German products. Will they have a
>similar system where all their products are designed to work together?
Fistool with thumb out.
Dual-Fistool.
Andre the Giant Fistool.
etc.
Makes ya hurt just thinkin'bout it, doesn't it?
---
A book burrows into your life in a very profound way
because the experience of reading is not passive.
--Erica Jong
CW wrote:
>
> "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> "[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in
>> a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the 911
>> call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used
>> the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and
>> injured the woman."
>>
>> http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
>>
>> "I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll
>> finish sooner."
>>
>> Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
>>
>
>
> They do sell adaptors just for that.
> http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
Those with inquisitive minds want to know how you knew that. ;-)
--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:57:54 -0700, the infamous "CW"
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>
>"HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> "[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in
>> a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the 911
>> call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used
>> the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and
>> injured the woman."
>>
>> http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
>>
>> "I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll
>> finish sooner."
>>
>> Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."
>
>They do sell adaptors just for that.
>http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
I wonder how many rug-burn type owies the ERs get from those
quicker-than-a-bunny thingies. Even with lube, those thing'd rub
extra holes in her.
---
A book burrows into your life in a very profound way
because the experience of reading is not passive.
--Erica Jong
"CW" <[email protected]> wrote in messag
>
> They do sell adaptors just for that.
> http://www.orgasmalley.com/accessories.htm
>And now everyone knows where CW spends his spare time.It sure aint' in the
>shop :)))))