O/T: May Day

On Dec 3, 2:05=A0pm, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 12/3/2011 11:00 AM, willshak wrote:
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> > Lew Hodgett wrote the following:
> >> Lighten things up a bit.
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> >> Enjoy
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> >> Lew
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> >> This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
> >> with just the pilot.
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> >> He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies.
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> >> She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me!
> >> Help me!
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> >> My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
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> >> And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
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> >> Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying:
> >> "This is the tower.
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> >> I have received your message and I will talk you through it.
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> >> I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax.
> >> Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position."
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> >> She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
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> >> "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:
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> >> Our Father... Who art in Heaven... "
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> > Hate to spoil the joke, but what tower would ask for the 'height' rathe=
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> > than 'altitude'? :-)
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> The air controller was blonde also ...
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She likely was a blonde.
She was hanging out the window of the tower "controlling the air" with
her SuperBlast hairdryer?"

On 12/3/2011 11:00 AM, willshak wrote:
> Lew Hodgett wrote the following:
>> Lighten things up a bit.
>>
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>> ----------------------------------------
>>
>> This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
>> with just the pilot.
>>
>> He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies.
>>
>> She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me!
>> Help me!
>>
>> My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
>>
>> And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
>>
>> Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying:
>> "This is the tower.
>>
>> I have received your message and I will talk you through it.
>>
>> I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax.
>> Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position."
>>
>> She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
>>
>> "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:
>>
>> Our Father... Who art in Heaven... "
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> Hate to spoil the joke, but what tower would ask for the 'height' rather
> than 'altitude'? :-)

The air controller was blonde also ...

--
www.eWoodShop.com
Last update: 4/15/2010
KarlCaillouet@ (the obvious)
http://gplus.to/eWoodShop

Lew Hodgett wrote the following:
> Lighten things up a bit.
>
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ----------------------------------------
>
> This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
> with just the pilot.
>
> He suffers a sudden heart attack and dies.
>
> She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me!
> Help me!
>
> My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
>
> And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
>
> Almost immediately, she hears a voice over the radio saying:
> "This is the tower.
>
> I have received your message and I will talk you through it.
>
> I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just relax.
> Everything will be fine! ,Now give me your height and position."
>
> She responds, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
>
> "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:
>
> Our Father... Who art in Heaven... "


Hate to spoil the joke, but what tower would ask for the 'height' rather
than 'altitude'? :-)


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Bill
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