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"gary"

30/08/2005 11:42 PM

OT Humor - Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of Godiva chocolates.



You have no idea how freaking good I feel!


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Ww

WillR

in reply to "gary" on 30/08/2005 11:42 PM

30/08/2005 7:47 PM

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It works for me too.


OMMMMMMMM

Finishing a woodworking project helps as well.


--=20
Will R.
Jewel Boxes and Wood Art
http://woodwork.pmccl.com
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those=20
who have not got it.=94 George Bernard Shaw

Rd

Robatoy

in reply to "gary" on 30/08/2005 11:42 PM

30/08/2005 9:08 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
WillR <[email protected]> wrote:

> OMMMMMMMM

Will!! I never KNEW!!

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to "gary" on 30/08/2005 11:42 PM

31/08/2005 5:49 AM

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:47:00 -0400, the blithe spirit WillR
<[email protected]> clearly indicated:

>OMMMMMMMM

...mani padme hummmmmmm...


>Finishing a woodworking project helps as well.

Would you guys GET OFF the bow saur thing? <titter>


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"Given the low level of competence among politicians,
every American should become a Libertarian."
-- Charley Reese, Alameda Times-Star (California), June 17, 2003


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