O/T: If the Shoe Fits

On Jun 23, 4:54=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> There is some relevance here someplace.
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> Lew
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> My 1 day employment
>
> So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for
> many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
>
> About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
> unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two
> kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>
> As I had =A0been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and
> welcome to Wal-Mart.
>
> Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they
> ain't =A0twins.
>
> The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
>
> Why the hell would you think they're twins?
>
> Are you blind, or just stupid?'
>
> So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
> believe someone slept with you twice.
>
> Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
>
> My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

I like that. It's good to get a chuckle in at least once a day.