JJ

22/02/2005 12:32 PM

Need Emergency Help With Plans

I've googled, gogled, and ogled, and haven't come across what I
need.

Background: It appears the rash on my legs has come back. I've
come to the conclusion that the source of the rash is that I'm back to
wearing pants. So, they've got to go, and I'll take down the sign on
the door that tells me to make sure I've got them on before I go
outside.

The rash is being held in abeyance thru diligent use of hydergin
peroxside for now. But, the main problem is, now I'll obviously need a
woman beater offer stick, and I can't find plans anywhere. Can any of
you help?

Thanks.



JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold


This topic has 14 replies

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"A.M. Wood"

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

22/02/2005 9:56 AM

Most guys just use our "tallywacker" to keep the womens at bay (the
ones who need it that is) when we ditch the pants.

Not sure what to tell you to do if yours just ain't big enough :)

JJ

in reply to "A.M. Wood" on 22/02/2005 9:56 AM

22/02/2005 4:54 PM

Tue, Feb 22, 2005, 9:56am (EST-3) [email protected]
(A.M.=A0Wood) says:
Most guys just use our "tallywacker" to keep the womens at bay (the ones
who need it that is) when we ditch the pants.
Not sure what to tell you to do if yours just ain't big enough :)

No, no, no, that's not it. I just want to have protection in case
some lady gets a wrong impression I'm out trolling.



JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold

Di

Dave in Fairfax

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

22/02/2005 6:09 PM

J T wrote:
> I've googled, gogled, and ogled, and haven't come across what I
> need.
>
> Background: It appears the rash on my legs has come back. I've
> come to the conclusion that the source of the rash is that I'm back to
> wearing pants. So, they've got to go, and I'll take down the sign on
> the door that tells me to make sure I've got them on before I go
> outside.
>
> The rash is being held in abeyance thru diligent use of hydergin
> peroxside for now. But, the main problem is, now I'll obviously need a
> woman beater offer stick, and I can't find plans anywhere. Can any of
> you help?

As for the stick, hell you're a turner, turn one. %-)
The rash could be a number of things, some as benign as the
detergent you use. Try double washing the clothes, the second
time w/o soap. In the meantime, hyrocortisone may help, hydrogen
peroxide probably won't. If you're serious, give me a yell
backchannel and we'll see what we can figure out.

Dave in Fairfax
--
Dave Leader
reply-to doesn't work
use:
daveldr at att dot net
American Association of Woodturners
http://www.woodturner.org
Capital Area Woodturners
http://www.capwoodturners.org/
PATINA
http://www.Patinatools.org/

JJ

in reply to Dave in Fairfax on 22/02/2005 6:09 PM

22/02/2005 4:57 PM

Tue, Feb 22, 2005, 6:09pm (EST+5) [email protected] (Dave=A0in=A0Fairfax)
says:
<snip> If you're serious, give me a yell backchannel and we'll see what
we can figure out.

Serious? Serious? Whatever would give you the impression I might
not be serious. As long as you don't ask for pictures.



JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold

Di

Dave in Fairfax

in reply to Dave in Fairfax on 22/02/2005 6:09 PM

23/02/2005 1:34 AM

J T wrote:
> Serious? Serious? Whatever would give you the impression I might
> not be serious. As long as you don't ask for pictures.

Oh PLEASE, no pix.
Dave in Fairfax
--
Dave Leader
reply-to doesn't work
use:
daveldr at att dot net
American Association of Woodturners
http://www.woodturner.org
Capital Area Woodturners
http://www.capwoodturners.org/
PATINA
http://www.Patinatools.org/

JT

John Thomas

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

22/02/2005 6:42 PM

[email protected] wrote in news:[email protected]:

>>The rash could be a number of things, some as benign as the
>>detergent you use. Try double washing the clothes, the second
>>time w/o soap.
>
> final rinse, add a cup of white vinegar.
>

Ditto, both of those. Found that Tide Free works really well.
(Been there, done that. Detergent allegies SUCK.)

regards
JT (not the same one ...)

JJ

in reply to John Thomas on 22/02/2005 6:42 PM

22/02/2005 5:01 PM

Tue, Feb 22, 2005, 6:42pm (EST+5) [email protected] (John=A0Thomas)
says:
Ditto, both of those. Found that Tide Free works really well. (Been
there, done that. Detergent allegies SUCK.)
regards
JT (not the same one ...)

Ah, for a bit there, I thought I was talking to myself. Nice to
know I'm not going nuts.



JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold

Pg

Patriarch

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

22/02/2005 1:43 PM

I have friends amongst both the Scots and the Tongans. Both cultures'
warriors regularly wear/wore what we heathen would call skirts. However,
out of respect, and a healthy sense of self-preservation, not to their
faces.

You don't seem Tongan. Could you do a convincing Scottish brogue?

Patriarch,
empathetic. really.

JJ

in reply to Patriarch on 22/02/2005 1:43 PM

22/02/2005 5:04 PM

Tue, Feb 22, 2005, 1:43pm (EST-1) [email protected]
(Patriarch) makes the claim::
I have friends <snip>

Hey, the Irish wore/wear kilts too ya know. Yeah, I suppose that
"could" be an option. I think I'll wait until I get my Irish war pipes
done first tho.



JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold

JT

John Thomas

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

22/02/2005 8:20 PM

Patriarch <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> You don't seem Tongan. Could you do a convincing Scottish brogue?
>
> Patriarch,
> empathetic. really.
>
>

Not Tongan, don't do Scottish. Well, I was born in Hawaii, does that count?


Regards,
JT

Pg

Patriarch

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

22/02/2005 6:48 PM

John Thomas <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Patriarch <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> You don't seem Tongan. Could you do a convincing Scottish brogue?
>
> Not Tongan, don't do Scottish. Well, I was born in Hawaii, does that
> count?
>

Hey, Bruddah! Mahalo!

Patriarch,
thinking a lavalava (sp?) beats getting arrested. Or scaring the
neighbors.

JT

John Thomas

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

23/02/2005 4:49 PM

Patriarch <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Hey, Bruddah! Mahalo!
>
> Patriarch,
> thinking a lavalava (sp?) beats getting arrested. Or scaring the
> neighbors.
>

Back atcha!

Fortunately, the nearest neighbors are ~1/4 mile down the road. Makes it a
*lot* harder to scare 'em....

Regards,
JT

b

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 22/02/2005 12:32 PM

22/02/2005 11:34 AM

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 18:09:00 GMT, Dave in Fairfax <[email protected]>
wrote:

>The rash could be a number of things, some as benign as the
>detergent you use. Try double washing the clothes, the second
>time w/o soap.

final rinse, add a cup of white vinegar.

JJ

in reply to [email protected] on 22/02/2005 11:34 AM

22/02/2005 4:59 PM

Tue, Feb 22, 2005, 11:34am (EST-2) [email protected] advises:
final rinse, add a cup of white vinegar.

Well, I'll try it. Do I use a washcloth, or just pour it over my
head?



JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold


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