1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
pee on your computer." -- Bruce Graham
2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." -- Anonymous
4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." -- Jeff Valdez
5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry erkeley
7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
you later." -- Mary Bly
9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --
Joseph Wood Krutch
10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
-- Faith Resnick
11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats." -- Anonymous
12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats
is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to
welcome me." -- Scottish Proverb
14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life -- music
and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer
15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Arabic
Proverb
17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
18. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with
strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb
19. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
20. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."-- Unknown
21. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." --
Anonymous
meowalo,
jo4hn
jo4hn wrote:
> 1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
> pee on your computer." -- Bruce Graham
> 2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
> 3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never
> forgotten this." -- Anonymous
> 4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled
> through snow." -- Jeff Valdez
> 5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
> 6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry erkeley
> 7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
> 8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
> you later." -- Mary Bly
> 9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
> many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --
> Joseph Wood Krutch
> 10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
> -- Faith Resnick
> 11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
> owned by cats." -- Anonymous
> 12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats
> is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
> 13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to
> welcome me." -- Scottish Proverb
> 14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life -- music
> and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer
> 15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
> 16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Arabic
> Proverb
> 17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
> 18. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with
> strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb
> 19. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
> for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
> 20. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."-- Unknown
> 21. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." --
> Anonymous
>
>
> meowalo,
> jo4hn
All this and absolutely no mention of cats being frozen or being made
into more-than-suitable pushsticks....
Philski
Missing your cat?
Check my tires.
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> 1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee
> on your computer." -- Bruce Graham
> 2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
> 3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never
> forgotten this." -- Anonymous
> 4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled
> through snow." -- Jeff Valdez
> 5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
> 6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry erkeley
> 7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
> 8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
> later." -- Mary Bly
> 9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
> ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --
> Joseph Wood Krutch
> 10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --
> Faith Resnick
> 11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
> owned by cats." -- Anonymous
> 12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
> infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
> 13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to
> welcome me." -- Scottish Proverb
> 14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life -- music and
> cats." -- Albert Schweitzer
> 15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
> 16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Arabic
> Proverb
> 17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
> 18. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
> cats." -- Colonial American proverb
> 19. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
> for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
> 20. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."-- Unknown
> 21. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." --
> Anonymous
>
>
> meowalo,
> jo4hn
jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> good stuff about cats.
As I sit here at my computer, Zeo the Shop Cat is lying next to me
purring loudly. I guess that is an affirmation that I am, in fact,
good for something if it is only scratching his ears.
Dick "I thought I was a dog man" Durbin
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 21:05:15 GMT, "C" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>I love cats....fried, broiled or stewed
I thought that was Spotted Owl.
Regards,
Tom.
"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 17:41:59 GMT, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Left out:
>
> To a dog, you're family--to a cat, you're staff.
>
>
> - -
> LRod
Thats funny, but true. Have you noticed when talking to a cat it's like they
have call waiting.....mjh
Lost your cat? Check under my car...
Cat...the other white meat...
I love cats....fried, broiled or stewed
I will give you this though, it did make me laugh :)
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> 1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
> pee on your computer." -- Bruce Graham
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 17:41:59 GMT, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
Left out:
To a dog, you're family--to a cat, you're staff.
- -
LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 19:32:24 +0000, Mike Hide wrote:
> Thats funny, but true. Have you noticed when talking to a cat it's like
> they have call waiting.....mjh
Not when the food dish is empty!
-Doug
--
"It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among
[my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between
political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person,
the hatred they bore to his political opinions." --Thomas Jefferson
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 21:05:15 GMT, "C" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Lost your cat? Check under my car...
>
>Cat...the other white meat...
>
>I love cats....fried, broiled or stewed
So many cats--so few recipes.
- -
LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:09:31 +0100, LRod
<[email protected]> wrote:
>So many cats--so few recipes.
http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html
Well, ya did ask fer it, sorta.
Regards,
Tom.
"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
C wrote:
>Lost your cat? Check under my car...
>
>Cat...the other white meat...
>
>I love cats....fried, broiled or stewed
>
>
>I will give you this though, it did make me laugh :)
>
>
>"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>
>
>>1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
>>pee on your computer." -- Bruce Graham
>>
>>
>
>
>
>
Made me laugh too but he left out the best game to play with a cat:
Tether Cat
TWS