OT sort of - Humor

"Gary"
> Mr. See owned a saw.
> And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
> Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
> Before Soar saw See,
> Which made Soar sore.
> Had Soar seen See's saw
> Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
> See's saw would not have sawed
> Soar's seesaw.
> So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
> But it was sad to see Soar so sore
> Just because See's saw sawed
> Soar's seesaw!


"I see" said the blind man as he picked
up his hammer and saw.

Then there's the one that goes something like:

"Once I was in Arkansas and saw a saw
that could out-saw any saw I ever saw, so
if you're ever in Arkansas and see a saw that can
outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see the saw
that you saw, saw."

:-)

Lou

:In article <[email protected]>, Gary
<[email protected]> wrote:

> Mr. See owned a saw.
> And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
> Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
> Before Soar saw See,
> Which made Soar sore.
> Had Soar seen See's saw
> Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
> See's saw would not have sawed
> Soar's seesaw.
> So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
> But it was sad to see Soar so sore
> Just because See's saw sawed
> Soar's seesaw!
>
>
>
> Have fun.
>
> Gary
>
> More tongue twisters (not my page)
>
> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html
>
>

loutent wrote:
> Then there's the one that goes something like:
> "Once I was in Arkansas and saw a saw
> that could out-saw any saw I ever saw, so
> if you're ever in Arkansas and see a saw that can
> outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see the saw
> that you saw, saw."
> :-)
> Lou

But! Arkansas is pronounced Ar Kansas :-)
...lew...

"loutent" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:310820041449433942%[email protected]...
> Then there's the one that goes something like:
>
> "Once I was in Arkansas and saw a saw
> that could out-saw any saw I ever saw, so
> if you're ever in Arkansas and see a saw that can
> outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see the saw
> that you saw, saw."
>
> :-)
>
> Lou
>
Good one Lou.

Gary

BTW, we call it Ar-Can-Saw' here in my neck of the woods (Va). These
Canadians don't speak American English, heck some don't speak English at
all.