"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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On Sep 29, 10:51 pm, "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:26:26 -0500, "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
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> >>> Getting old(er) sucks!
>
> >>WARNING! Red pepper [now] makes gas!
>
> > All peppers make gas. Found that out years ago!
>
> Yes, but I don't remember them affecting things the way they do now.
>
> Dave in Houston
I get amazing, nay, spectacular results from pea-soup.
Well, yeah, that, too. And the list goes on . . . .
Dave in Houston
In article <[email protected]>, Larry
Blanchard <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:47:09 -0700, Lew Hodgett wrote:
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> > Gotta lov it
> >
> > Lew
> >
> > -----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > "People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just
> > like to pee a lot."
> >
> > -Capital Brewery, Middleton, Wis.
>
> Here's to the brew you can't see through,
> as black as a witch's cat.
> If the porter's run out I'll have a stout,
> straight from the brewers tap.
Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
A: They're both fucking close to water.
Uzbekistan, or maybe it was Kajekistan, well it was probably one of
those _stan countries, aspired to becoming a First World country. They
looked around and found that a common factor was that most of the First
World countries made "beer". Though they, like any other civilization
had long ago discovered how to get alcohol, that you could drink -
without dying as a result - they had know idea what this "beer" was to
taste like.
So they put their best alcohol makers on the task. Six months later
each had a batch of what they believed to be this "beer" stuff.
Unfortunately, no one had any idea what beer was supposed to taste like.
So, they sent samples of their "beer" to a chemist in Germany for
analysis (who knows more about beer than the Germans?) for analysis.
One month later they got the results.
"Dear Sir/Mam:
We received your samples, have anayzed them and
- we regret to inform you
that your horse is anemic.
Sincerely
Otto Schuemellacherdensdidortenmeinfrei
On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:10:16 -0400, "Len" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Unless they have a problem with the alcohol content.
>The only reason I drink light beer (regular strength burns my stomach)
>not the taste.
Do you have a similar problem with eating spicy food too? I find as I
get older and my palate isn't as sharp as it used to be, that I
gravitate towards the spicier foods. But, I also find that I'm now
prone to more stomach irritation I used to.
Getting old(er) sucks!
On Sep 29, 10:51=A0pm, "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]> wrote:
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> news:[email protected]...
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> > On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:26:26 -0500, "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
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> >>> Getting old(er) sucks!
>
> >>WARNING! =A0Red pepper [now] makes gas!
>
> > All peppers make gas. Found that out years ago!
>
> Yes, but I don't remember them affecting things the way they do now.
>
> Dave in Houston
I get amazing, nay, spectacular results from pea-soup.
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Dave Balderstone" wrote:
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>> Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
>>
>> A: They're both fucking close to water.
>
> Is Grizzly still available?
Is that akin to Bear Whizz?
"It's "in the water!"
Dave in Houston
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> On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:26:26 -0500, "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>> Getting old(er) sucks!
>>
>>WARNING! Red pepper [now] makes gas!
>
> All peppers make gas. Found that out years ago!
Yes, but I don't remember them affecting things the way they do now.
Dave in Houston
On Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:11:19 -0700, Tim Douglass wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:16:49 -0500, Larry Blanchard
> <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>Here's to the brew you can't see through, as black as a witch's cat.
>>If the porter's run out I'll have a stout, straight from the brewers
>>tap.
>
> Ah, yes! Back in the days when I still drank Porter was easily my
> favorite with Stout a close second. A friend of mine did a lot of
> homebrewing and made some of the most incredible Porters I ever drank.
> Sometimes I almost miss booze....
>
I've got a faulty esophagus so I'm not supposed to drink alcohol. But as
my gut guy is Irish, he says it's OK to cheat on occasion. I'm trying to
hold occasion down to once a month, but it's difficult :-).
--
Intelligence is an experiment that failed - G. B. Shaw
On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:47:09 -0700, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Gotta lov it
>
> Lew
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
>
> "People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just
> like to pee a lot."
>
> -Capital Brewery, Middleton, Wis.
Here's to the brew you can't see through,
as black as a witch's cat.
If the porter's run out I'll have a stout,
straight from the brewers tap.
Me - 2007
--
Intelligence is an experiment that failed - G. B. Shaw
On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:10:16 -0400, "Len" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Unless they have a problem with the alcohol content.
>The only reason I drink light beer (regular strength burns my stomach)
>not the taste.
>
>
>Len
>
Light beer is very popular with tourists here in Mexico because the alcohol
content of light is just a tad less than regular gringo beer..
"Normal" beer here is in the 4. 5 to 5. 5% range..
mac
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On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:26:26 -0500, "Dave in Houston" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>> Getting old(er) sucks!
>
>WARNING! Red pepper [now] makes gas!
All peppers make gas. Found that out years ago!
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:16:49 -0500, Larry Blanchard
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Here's to the brew you can't see through,
>as black as a witch's cat.
>If the porter's run out I'll have a stout,
>straight from the brewers tap.
Ah, yes! Back in the days when I still drank Porter was easily my
favorite with Stout a close second. A friend of mine did a lot of
homebrewing and made some of the most incredible Porters I ever drank.
Sometimes I almost miss booze....
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
"I'm not exactly burned out, but I'm a little bit scorched and there's some smoke damage."
"Len" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Unless they have a problem with the alcohol content.
> The only reason I drink light beer (regular strength burns my stomach)
> not the taste.
>
>
> Len
I had to quit drinking anything over 90 proof, anything higher was causing
bad behavior.
basilisk
In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Robatoy" wrote:
>
>I get amazing, nay, spectacular results from pea-soup.
>------------------------------------------------
>(As told to me upon my father's knee)
>
>Beans, beans,
>The musical fruit,
>The more you eat,
>The more you toot,
>The more you toot,
>The better you feel.
>So why not have beans for every meal?
The way I heard it starts out differently, but ends pretty much the same:
Beans, beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat ...
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, Larry
> Blanchard <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:47:09 -0700, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>
>>> Gotta lov it
>>>
>>> Lew
>>>
>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>> "People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just
>>> like to pee a lot."
>>>
>>> -Capital Brewery, Middleton, Wis.
>> Here's to the brew you can't see through,
>> as black as a witch's cat.
>> If the porter's run out I'll have a stout,
>> straight from the brewers tap.
>
> Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
>
> A: They're both fucking close to water.
"It's great to be here at the Hollywood Bowel."
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<[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:10:16 -0400, "Len" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Unless they have a problem with the alcohol content.
>>The only reason I drink light beer (regular strength burns my stomach)
>>not the taste.
>
> Do you have a similar problem with eating spicy food too? I find as I
> get older and my palate isn't as sharp as it used to be, that I
> gravitate towards the spicier foods. But, I also find that I'm now
> prone to more stomach irritation I used to.
>
> Getting old(er) sucks!
WARNING! Red pepper [now] makes gas!
--
Dave in Houston