Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
>small tree
>>begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
>that a son
>>of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
>sapling.
>>The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
>that is
>>a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
>neither a
>>son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece
>of ash I
>>have ever put my pecker in."
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my apologies if this has been posted prior.
oops, here's the whole thing:
It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is
one
with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that
a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
ash I
have ever put my pecker in."